1. 12-22-18 04:52 PM #1
    Harry N. Lloyd
    Harry N. Lloyd's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-26-08
    Posts: 4,809
    Betpoints: 12914

    Okay, That's It, I've Had Enough Of That Guy In The Verizon Commercials!!

    I can't take it anymore! I'm so sick of that pencil-necked, skinny pants, light-in-the-loafers GEEK with the buckling knees and the hipster beard telling me about the new 5G network or whateverTF he's selling.

    I CAN'T TAKE IT!!

    There....that feels better. Thanks for listening. I had to get that off my chest.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 12-22-18 05:05 PM #2
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Lol

    Stop watching tv
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 12-22-18 05:07 PM #3
    unde0087
    Did we win?
    unde0087's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-27-08
    Posts: 28,141
    Betpoints: 169

    It is 2018 guy. They like to push the gays on us.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 12-22-18 05:09 PM #4
    Harry N. Lloyd
    Harry N. Lloyd's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-26-08
    Posts: 4,809
    Betpoints: 12914

    Have you noticed the commercials lately? Every guy has a hipster half a beard. Every girl is an ugly duckling. Every couple is mixed race. In any group of friends the whitest person is the dumbest and most uncool.

    The Verizon guy (from Silicon Valley) couldn't possibly be a bigger wuss.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 12-22-18 05:13 PM #5
    MinnesotaFats
    MinnesotaFats's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-18-10
    Posts: 14,757
    Betpoints: 1664

    HaHa

    Hopefully someone from ATT reads Sbrforum and we get Jason Statham and Bruce Willis soon!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 12-22-18 05:13 PM #6
    unde0087
    Did we win?
    unde0087's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-27-08
    Posts: 28,141
    Betpoints: 169

    Being gay is cool, we have 14 different bathrooms in some states for people who don't know if they are going to wake up feeling like being a male or female, and being normal is uncool. We know it is 2018. They are painting crosswalks rainbow colors for God sake don't seem so shocked.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 12-22-18 05:19 PM #7
    daneblazer
    Most Well Rounded POY
    daneblazer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-14-08
    Posts: 27,837
    Betpoints: 5652

    I have the hots for the Toyota lady that wears red all the time
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 12-22-18 05:22 PM #8
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 53

    huh?

    i dont even know the guy you are talking about


    all i can remember is the "can you hear me now" guy



    that guy needs to rot in hell
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 12-22-18 05:26 PM #9
    cincinnatikid513
    contra spem spero
    cincinnatikid513's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-23-17
    Posts: 45,358
    Betpoints: 93




    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 12-22-18 05:29 PM #10
    MinnesotaFats
    MinnesotaFats's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-18-10
    Posts: 14,757
    Betpoints: 1664

    No its the skinny guy with tight pants hes talking about.

    Pale white face

    No glasses
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 12-22-18 05:34 PM #11
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 45,360
    Betpoints: 8792

    I'll always go back to what Dice Clay said years ago

    "How can another man look at some hairy ass and say "oh yeah, I gotta have that""
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: TheMoneyShot
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote 1
  12. 12-22-18 06:01 PM #12
    KingKolzig
    KingKolzig's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-02-10
    Posts: 5,550
    Betpoints: 487

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I'll always go back to what Dice Clay said years ago

    "How can another man look at some hairy ass and say "oh yeah, I gotta have that""
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 12-22-18 06:04 PM #13
    Booya711
    Big Dikk Energy
    Booya711's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-20-11
    Posts: 27,328
    Betpoints: 16097

    Commercial on now
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 12-22-18 06:44 PM #14
    MrSink
    MrSink's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-30-08
    Posts: 8,087
    Betpoints: 4888

    hehe
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 12-22-18 06:52 PM #15
    VeggieDog
    VeggieDog's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-21-09
    Posts: 6,965
    Betpoints: 20385

    This one is mine!

    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: DiggityDaggityDo
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote 1
  16. 12-22-18 07:07 PM #16
    TheMoneyShot
    TheMoneyShot's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-14-07
    Posts: 28,681
    Betpoints: 23701

    Real nice set of
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 12-22-18 08:21 PM #17
    QuantumLeap
    Let's go, Brandon!
    QuantumLeap's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-22-08
    Posts: 6,864
    Betpoints: 8218

    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Being gay is cool, we have 14 different bathrooms in some states for people who don't know if they are going to wake up feeling like being a male or female, and being normal is uncool. We know it is 2018. They are painting crosswalks rainbow colors for God sake don't seem so shocked.
    Some days I wake up feeling as if I'm a teenage lesbian. For some reason I don't think they'll let me take a crap in the girl's bathroom of the local high school though.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 12-22-18 08:49 PM #18
    swordsandtequila
    Soul Eating Machine
    swordsandtequila's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-23-12
    Posts: 9,766
    Betpoints: 6434

    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    This one is mine!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 12-22-18 08:53 PM #19
    swordsandtequila
    Soul Eating Machine
    swordsandtequila's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-23-12
    Posts: 9,766
    Betpoints: 6434

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Have you noticed the commercials lately? Every guy has a hipster half a beard. Every girl is an ugly duckling. Every couple is mixed race. In any group of friends the whitest person is the dumbest and most uncool.

    The Verizon guy (from Silicon Valley) couldn't possibly be a bigger wuss.
    Well at least his show is funny. The worst is the fuk'n twig with the clipboard in all the Chevy commercials. Change the channel when that shit comes on.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 12-23-18 01:11 AM #20
    VeggieDog
    VeggieDog's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-21-09
    Posts: 6,965
    Betpoints: 20385

    I like Mayhem. That guy kills me.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 12-23-18 01:17 AM #21
    thechaoz
    2019 SBRs Toughest Poster
    thechaoz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-23-09
    Posts: 12,155
    Betpoints: 35902

    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    It is 2018 guy. They like to push the gays on us.
    Winner
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 12-23-18 01:18 AM #22
    thechaoz
    2019 SBRs Toughest Poster
    thechaoz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-23-09
    Posts: 12,155
    Betpoints: 35902

    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I have the hots for the Toyota lady that wears red all the time
    Id def lock her in my basement
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 12-23-18 01:23 AM #23
    kingdom
    kingdom's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-25-10
    Posts: 10,093
    Betpoints: 1957

    at least the commercial is only 30 secs. that directv redzone douche is on for 3 hours. they need to make a deal to get scott hansen to do redzone for them also. dude is dreadful on directv
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 12-23-18 02:13 AM #24
    Wrongside
    Only Backdoor'd; never backdoor
    Wrongside's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-26-15
    Posts: 3,579
    Betpoints: 773

    Guys who watch sports are the ones who have to deal with commercials anymore, it seems
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 12-23-18 02:16 AM #25
    Wrongside
    Only Backdoor'd; never backdoor
    Wrongside's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-26-15
    Posts: 3,579
    Betpoints: 773

    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Being gay is cool, we have 14 different bathrooms in some states for people who don't know if they are going to wake up feeling like being a male or female, and being normal is uncool. We know it is 2018. They are painting crosswalks rainbow colors for God sake don't seem so shocked.
    Right sentiment, but a little wrong. They seem most adamant about keeping just two bathrooms despite all that - and let the chaos ensue, especially at high schools and your local public pool.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 12-23-18 02:46 AM #26
    TheMoneyShot
    TheMoneyShot's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-14-07
    Posts: 28,681
    Betpoints: 23701

    Where did Lily go? Is she doing porn now?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 12-23-18 10:19 AM #27
    Harry N. Lloyd
    Harry N. Lloyd's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-26-08
    Posts: 4,809
    Betpoints: 12914

    Lily was too hot for 2018. Hot is out (unfortunately)

    Now we get to look at semi-ugly ducklings, like the gal who emails her Xmas list to Santa.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 12-23-18 02:31 PM #28
    Harry N. Lloyd
    Harry N. Lloyd's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-26-08
    Posts: 4,809
    Betpoints: 12914

    How about that little brat who doesn't want his grandfather to leave....?

    That kid needs Adrian Peterson to take a switch to him.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 12-23-18 09:38 PM #29
    daneblazer
    Most Well Rounded POY
    daneblazer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-14-08
    Posts: 27,837
    Betpoints: 5652

    I’m troubled by this peloton commercial where the guy has a smoking hot wife who likes to exercise but sneaks out to ride his peloton with dudes when she’s away
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 12-23-18 09:44 PM #30
    lonegambler23
    Org Mafia
    lonegambler23's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-22-16
    Posts: 9,697
    Betpoints: 13520

    go for a walk.. enjoy nature
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 12-23-18 09:47 PM #31
    Harry N. Lloyd
    Harry N. Lloyd's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-26-08
    Posts: 4,809
    Betpoints: 12914

    It's like the man said--we who watch sports have to suffer through commercials.

    They absolutely drive you crazy because of how often they show them, but also because how annoying they are.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  32. 12-23-18 09:50 PM #32
    fecgp40
    fecgp40's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-01-11
    Posts: 5,750
    Betpoints: 5185

    Quote Originally Posted by kingdom View Post
    at least the commercial is only 30 secs. that directv redzone douche is on for 3 hours. they need to make a deal to get scott hansen to do redzone for them also. dude is dreadful on directv
    nl

    Never seen Hansen. I'm neutral on the subject, but what is so bad about the Directv red zone guy?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  33. 12-23-18 09:52 PM #33
    fecgp40
    fecgp40's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-01-11
    Posts: 5,750
    Betpoints: 5185

    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    Well at least his show is funny. The worst is the fuk'n twig with the clipboard in all the Chevy commercials. Change the channel when that shit comes on.
    OMG I hate that guy. Dumbest commercials ever.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  34. 12-23-18 09:53 PM #34
    fecgp40
    fecgp40's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-01-11
    Posts: 5,750
    Betpoints: 5185

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Where did Lily go? Is she doing porn now?
    If she is, I'll buy it!!! Her real name is Milana Vayntrub or something like that. Too lazy to look it up now.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  35. 12-23-18 10:37 PM #35
    QuantumLeap
    Let's go, Brandon!
    QuantumLeap's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-22-08
    Posts: 6,864
    Betpoints: 8218

    I watch sports on my computer. When a commercial comes on I click the Mute button and go to another web site. I never see commercials. Ever.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
12 Last
Top
« Previous Thread | Players Talk | Next Thread »