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    VIDEO: Welcome back Big Day and welcome unexpected Xmas guests!!!


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    JJ looks worn out

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    JJ gonna get laid tonight?

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    Donker!!!

    Merry Christmas pal!


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    jj, 50 bucks if you post a vid of you gaping yourself with a pine cone.

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    part II of dealing with Ol' Possum Boy.....

    (i think buck owens sang "I've got a possum by the tail.....")



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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    jj, 50 bucks if you post a vid of you gaping yourself with a pine cone.
    pass

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    JJ, dont be so bashful....

    come down to Htown tonight, I'll score some blow and some chronic, and by the end of the night you'll be so high, you'll be singin' this while youre ridin' one of houston's finest bubble butted black babes over at Onyx:



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    Donkey.. Houston is a dump. Nobody wants to visit that place including JJ

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    Houston is a dump

    Ghetto

    I met auto and he is ghetto so I see why he likes it there


    His wife is lovely no idea what she is doing with him

    I will meet those two again this year

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    jj, you going to try and hit on his wife again or that all an act?

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    I will

    I want to bang her

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    JJ.... someone is going to fukk you up

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    Jts I can take autodonk man

    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    JJ.... someone is going to fukk you up

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    That poor possum should of jumped out and bit donks junk off

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jts I can take autodonk man
    Donk would KO you JJ.....you know this

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    JJ can take on a pretty imposing stature....

    he was swaying like this when he got in the elevator with my wife and I and proposed a "schshort-legged" devil's triangle:




    after my wife kicked him in the nuts for making such a pathetic proposition, he looked more like this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    That poor possum should of jumped out and bit donks junk off
    that's a whole lotta sandwich..... he could've taken the rest home and fed the entire family chorizo for a month.....


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    I hate those things

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I remember when JJ was poppin' off about being in cleveland for a game....

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    Lotta trash talk, fellas. And during the Yuletide season?! Bad form.

    Donk is good people.

    Merry Xmas, pal.....to you and the Mrs.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that's a whole lotta sandwich..... he could've taken the rest home and fed the entire family chorizo for a month.....

    Donk

    Have you ever eaten possum
    Want to know how it tastes
    Thanks

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    Eating coon probably like it
    The locals here know how to do it
    Have to drain the glands before cooking

    Donk May know

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Eating coon probably like it
    The locals here know how to do it
    Have to drain the glands before cooking

    Donk May know
    Sounds disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Sounds disgusting
    I agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    JJ looks worn out
    Donker sounds worn out.


    Get some Xmas cheer into you mate

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