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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Worlds my oyster anyhow. Do what I want, who I want, when I want. Except the 60 hours a week i work, 6 hours a night I sleep, 12 hours a week I commute, 6 hours a week Im at the gym, and the 40 hours per week Im with my little one. But those last few hours left, Im a free man, do what I want. Usually chores
    You annoy me
    Go suck a pole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    You annoy me
    Go suck a pole
    How cute, you think I give a fukk what you think

    Listen kiddo, get over yourself. You find me annoying then move the fukk on. Can’t believe I gotta teach you the same lessons Im teaching my kids right now.

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    It will be 2 billion by Tuesday. A square is going to by a ticket when odds are not in his favor. I laugh when I see a line to buy tickets.

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    Opening line for Boxing match:

    Kraken -200
    shute +190

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Worlds my oyster anyhow. Do what I want, who I want, when I want. Except the 60 hours a week i work, 6 hours a night I sleep, 12 hours a week I commute, 6 hours a week Im at the gym, and the 40 hours per week Im with my little one. But those last few hours left, Im a free man, do what I want. Usually chores
    Why do I get the feeling if you win the lottery well never hear from you again.
    Last edited by packerd_00; 10-21-18 at 12:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Maybe it's an omen that someone who thought about buying a ticket but did not, should on Tuesday.
    im so bad i am playing all my quick pick numbers again from fri because if they were to come in and i didnt play them i would prob have a breakdown

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    mega millions numbers

    5-28-62-65-70 Mb 5

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    bought 28 tickets spent 56 dollars, got 1 number and mega ball for 4 dollars and 1 other ticket with mega ball for 2 dollars

    spent 56
    got back 6

    loss 50

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    Bought $20 worth, lost $20

    Hopefully theres a winner, Im tired of this looming over me

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    I actually didn't get to play.. trying to play on Friday whether this one wins or not.

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    Did not play. They're saying if nobody hits it will be 2 Billion by the next drawing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7deuceoff$uit View Post
    Did not play. They're saying if nobody hits it will be 2 Billion by the next drawing.
    some miserable fuk from Maryland or Ohio will win.. never fails

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    Here's what you don't know........the Lottery Commission takes the first 40% right off the top each week to pay all the Lottery Expenses, including money going to the government, education, etc. The money left is the pool total you are seeing, $1.6 Billion. Then the government takes 37.5% for federal taxes. Some states you have to pay state tax, others you don't. With a single payment option, you walk away with around $565,000,000. As the true odds are 302,000,000-1 on winning, the chances are none and none.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    some miserable fuk from Maryland or Ohio will win.. never fails
    nobody from cali won so thats 1 big state out of mix hoping for roll over 2 billion friday would be insane u can buy it for 604 million odds are 1-302 million but can u imagine what kind of setup u would need to get all tickets filled out and 604 million in cash to pay for it not sure theres enough time to fill out unless u have a staff of 10k

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    definitely +EV to play now

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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    some miserable fuk from Maryland or Ohio will win.. never fails
    a report on twitter not official a winner might be from south carolina

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    a report on twitter not official a winner might be from south carolina
    can't make this shit up. do they even have running water down there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Bought $20 worth, lost $20

    Hopefully theres a winner, Im tired of this looming over me
    About the same here. Everything went wrong today.

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    I put in $40 last drawing and won $2.

    Today I put in $20 and didn't win shit.

    California has confirmed no winners in this state. Waiting on other states.

    I hope that fuk in SC won so I can quit playing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I pay $5 just for the daydream, and find it well worth it.
    Yeah, when the jackpot gets gigantic I have no problem plunking down a sawbuck on some tickets.

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    always have the powerball wednesday night, it's only 620 million though

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I feel like there a better chance of me finding a briefcase on side of road w a few mil in it! Also feel like If I did win I would be struck by lightening 3x and hit by a bus on way to the lotto office!! Lmao
    That's my exact feeling. The only way the universe, (God), or whatever would allow me to win is if I was going to killed moments later probably right before I stepped in the lotto office or heart attack as I handed in the ticket just to add extra shit to the wound.

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    This lottery i believe starts off at 40 million and for some reason 40 million isn’t enuf so people play it when it gets to 500 million. Only in America

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    crazy

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    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/23/u...ot-winner.html

    Welp, back to real life. Mega went down to $40 million.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    This lottery i believe starts off at 40 million and for some reason 40 million isn’t enuf so people play it when it gets to 500 million. Only in America


    LoL I've always said that about all lotteries actually.

    $10 million isn't worth my time it has to be 750 mil haha

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    1 winning ticket from south carolina jackpot came in at 1.537 billion The jackpot's cash value was $878 million, an option favored by most winners. Otherwise, the jackpot is doled out over 29 years. South Carolina lottery officials also said that the holder or holders of the winning ticket has 180 days to claim the prize and can stay anonymous


    lucky for that person south carolina is one of the 6 states u can stay anonymous so we will likely never know who the person is who won

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    strange only one ticket won, whoever won get even luckier. There had to be more than a billion tickets sold like last time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    strange only one ticket won, whoever won get even luckier. There had to be more than a billion tickets sold like last time.
    Odd? Um, no

    odds 1:300,000,000 and there were probably 300,000,00 tickets sold.

    Do you find it odd that the jackpot got so big? I mean, over half a billion tickets were purchased without a winning combination

    Did you take math in high school?

    you are one low iq schmuck

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    Story over

    Move on

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    Kraken trying to explain math to Brooks.
    You new here Kraker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Kraken trying to explain math to Brooks.
    You new here Kraker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Odd? Um, no

    odds 1:300,000,000 and there were probably 300,000,00 tickets sold.

    Do you find it odd that the jackpot got so big? I mean, over half a billion tickets were purchased without a winning combination

    Did you take math in high school?

    you are one low iq schmuck
    last time there was a billion dollar jackpot there was over a billion tickets sold. You are a penetrating moron.

    Kraken real question here; do you know what trends are?

    the trend is every time you post you look like an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Kraken trying to explain math to Brooks.
    You new here Kraker?
    lol the admitted idiot living paycheck to paycheck aka a real life loser posting to another real life loser. Nothing else needs to be said.

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    Well another life ruined by the Lotto... Nothing new to see here..

    Becareful for what you wish and dream for, not all roses... https://www.thebalanceeveryday.com/l...victims-896653

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