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    Standings SBR Poker Main Event 2018

    SBR Poker Main Event 2018

    Here are the standings for day 1 of SBR Poker Main Event 2018



    09/03/2018
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    1 sinmiedo 300 1
    2 snapperman2 300 1
    3 Stryder 300 1
    4 bracerman 175 1
    5 chico2663 175 1
    6 ronpaul2008 175 1
    7 brndg23 125 1
    8 BuzzKill 125 1
    9 slanina 125 1
    10 advantageU 75 1
    11 eSTOXX 75 1
    12 yahoonino 75 1
    13 5mike5 50 1
    14 MangasColoradas 50 1
    15 smitch124 50 1
    16 Enkhbat 30 1
    17 Manosdepiedra 30 1
    18 silvap 30 1
    19 ArunSh 25 1
    20 jrgum3 25 1
    21 OldSchoolGambler 25 1
    22 bonzaii 20 1
    23 GaryDN 20 1
    24 sammygran 20 1
    Last edited by sam9ball; 09-06-18 at 12:25 PM.

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    Louisvillekid1
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    Somebody walk me through how to play on mac

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Somebody walk me through how to play on mac
    SBR Poker doesn't work on Macs

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    Team Canada off to a fast start

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Somebody walk me through how to play on mac
    u won 50k on horses u can afford a 200 dollar re furbished computer off amazon to play sbr poker

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    snapperboy called my KK shove with a three outter and of course hit it on the flop....

    Shithole Be Rigged!!!!!!

    No surprise that after sucking out on that hand, a 3/10 dog, he went on to win the trny.....

    I often lose to the pre-ordained trny winner on SBR!

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    buddy i lost to 6666.

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    Where is Bobby Waves??
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    bonzaii gave jjgold 1 Betpoint(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Where is Bobby Waves??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Where is Bobby Waves??
    .

    On the bench.

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    Sinner in pole-position. What else is new?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Somebody walk me through how to play on mac
    Download wine

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    broke list

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Download wine
    Yes I’ve done this

    used to play all the time on old Mac

    new Mac book can’t get it to work

    hence the god dam step by fukkin Step walkthrough

    I’ll trade you some winners

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Yes I’ve done this

    used to play all the time on old Mac

    new Mac book can’t get it to work

    hence the god dam step by fukkin Step walkthrough

    I’ll trade you some winners


    Haha. Thanks man, but I went back to PC myself. Didn’t know it didn’t work on new Macs.

    Maybe try this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Somebody walk me through how to play on mac
    Boot Camp or Parallels Desktop or VMWare Fusion.

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    09/04/2018
    1 brndg23 425 2
    2 kidkonggolf 300 1
    3 oneunder 300 1
    4 sinmiedo 300 1
    5 snapperman2 300 1
    6 Stryder 300 1
    7 bracerman 175 1
    8 chico2663 175 1
    9 ChuckyTheGoat 175 1
    10 greyarea 175 1
    11 ronpaul2008 175 1
    12 slanina 175 2
    13 Underdog5229 175 1
    14 Enkhbat 155 2
    15 BuzzKill 125 1
    16 Cross 125 1
    17 mayberry 125 1
    18 5mike5 75 2
    19 advantageU 75 1
    20 eSTOXX 75 1
    21 JayTris07 75 1
    22 konck 75 1
    23 thomorino 75 1
    24 yahoonino 75 1
    25 dogkatcher 50 1
    26 jrgum3 50 2
    27 MangasColoradas 50 1
    28 Manosdepiedra 50 2
    29 smitch124 50 1
    30 spider 50 1
    31 codone69 30 1
    32 qwertvt 30 1
    33 silvap 30 1
    34 unlearn 30 1
    35 ArunSh 25 1
    36 katstale 25 1
    37 OldSchoolGambler 25 1
    38 4uk4life 20 1
    39 bonzaii 20 1
    40 GaryDN 20 1
    41 GUMMO77 20 1
    42 sammygran 20 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Where is Bobby Waves??
    Good question Coach.

    Can you do Waves a solid, what day does my unfair poker ban end?

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    two months from when it was properly, and justly, imposed..... and his appeal denied after due process was provided....

    even waves should be able to figure out two months from that date.... pretty sure it was the same date....



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    hahahahaha.....

    (sorry, was just rereading the "thread of the year" where waves' pompous, cocky ass got banned -- some truly funny, awesome stuff)....

    here ya go waves:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-judge-p4.html




    your ban was properly, and justly, imposed on 7-25-18, and your lame ass "appeal" denied a few minutes after the initial two-month ban was imposed.....

    I'd say you can expect your poker privileges to be reinstated on 9-26-18.......

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    Why did he get banned playing poker? Was he to good and players complaining?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why did he get banned playing poker? Was he to good and players complaining?
    he kept grabbin' our junk under the table and rubbin' his bare feet on our balls as well, so they banned his ass.......

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    He needs to be back because he’s the top player everyone that wins now should have an asterisk by their name

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    pretty sure he's a bottom.....

    at least that's what was translated from the no-english speaking tranny he had at the bash in punta cana a few years back.....

    from the tape of her at the bash, she said:

    "el lo toma por el culo!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why did he get banned playing poker? Was he to good and players complaining?
    JJ gets it as usual...Since my fair play had a World Cup spot already locked up, it was a conspiracy witch hunt to get Waves out of Wold Cup & unfairly banned.

    Facts of the matter:

    I didn't chip dump to anyone.
    I had no knowledge of alleged chip dump, No1Here even confirmed this.
    I had the winning hand regardless. If No1Here bets/checks & doesn't fold due to spilling milk because of Donkey's immature actions, I still win the hand anyway. SBR could have easily posted our hand history to prove my winning hand claim. Since they chose not to, I will prove it by showing my hand history upon return.
    I had no motive to orchestrate a chip dump: Since I had WC spot locked up & didn't want to be on Donkey's USA team.

    Besides all these facts proving my innocence, it didn't prevent the Waves witch hunt.

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    it's no use crying over spilled milk bobby



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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    it's no use crying over spilled milk bobby
    shut up and check it down....

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    all you need to know about waves..... (translated from the "woman" he paid at the bash -- actually a well hung tranny):



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    waves should use one of these once his ban is lifted, and attach it to his teets so as to ensure his flappy small b-cups don't leak milk onto his keyboard, causing him to bet all but one penny of his stack:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    all you need to know about waves..... (translated from the "woman" he picked up at the bash):
    All my female companion at the Bash kept saying was: Ay, Papi que rico...Eres tan grande.

    I didn't know what she was talking about at the time, but it all makes sense now.

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    i think that translates into "pappy, you're so disgusting I should charge you ten grand"


    (waves was confused when she tried speaking in some of the english language she was picking up at the bash.... she'd heard big orange talkin' about winnin' ten grand playing craps -- her broken english, thrown in was some spanish, made him think "tan grande" was spanish, not english)
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-06-18 at 07:15 AM.

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    09/04/2018
    1 brndg23 425 2
    2 ChuckyTheGoat 350 2
    3 kidkonggolf 330 2
    4 avssakic 300 1
    5 Bigorange 300 1
    6 oneunder 300 1
    7 rm18 300 1
    8 sinmiedo 300 1
    9 snapperman2 300 1
    10 Stryder 300 1
    11 Cross 250 2
    12 Manosdepiedra 225 3
    13 bracerman 175 1
    14 chico2663 175 1
    15 greyarea 175 1
    16 hawkeye16 175 1
    17 mayberry 175 2
    18 ronpaul2008 175 1
    19 slanina 175 2
    20 Underdog5229 175 1
    21 Enkhbat 155 2
    22 BuzzKill 125 1
    23 pokerpro44 125 1
    24 Stifler 125 1
    25 5mike5 75 2
    26 advantageU 75 1
    27 carolinadaze 75 1
    28 empiremaker 75 1
    29 eSTOXX 75 1
    30 JayTris07 75 1
    31 JediMindPicks 75 1
    32 konck 75 1
    33 thomorino 75 1
    34 yahoonino 75 1
    35 4uk4life 70 2
    36 beantownmatt 50 1
    37 dogkatcher 50 1
    38 jrgum3 50 2
    39 MangasColoradas 50 1
    40 smitch124 50 1
    41 spider 50 1
    42 GaryDN 45 2
    43 codone69 30 1
    44 defender 30 1
    45 mpaschal34 30 1
    46 qwertvt 30 1
    47 silvap 30 1
    48 unlearn 30 1
    49 ArunSh 25 1
    50 imack 25 1
    51 jr814922 25 1
    52 katstale 25 1
    53 OldSchoolGambler 25 1
    54 bonzaii 20 1
    55 cabo 20 1
    56 GUMMO77 20 1
    57 MikeTizzy 20 1
    58 ninjagorn 20 1
    59 sammygran 20 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    she'd heard big orange talkin' about winnin' ten grand playing craps
    How could she hear that, when big orange wasn’t even at the 2015 Bash?

    Big orange doesn’t even play craps, unless you’re referring to why he was in the bathroom so long.

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    bobby u want to do a last longer on todays tournament

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    bobby u want to do a last longer on todays tournament
    I would, but unfortunately you're a broke dikk sitting on 0 pts.

    Waves is obviously not interested in winning 0 pts.

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