[Auto Donk]

Little late getting this thread up and running.....

just moved from the Nugget down to our new head quarters for the next three days.....

hated to leave the Nuggget and all the great SBR'ers hangin' out playing the floor and generally shooting the breeze about all things important to us..... great group of guys including The Quanger, Paco, LakerBoy, IWin, Wikked, etc., and poker beast TDB, the no-card-playin' Beerdog, and DownSouth, who were killin' a holdem table game using TDB's special mathematical wizard formula to actually beat the damn game.......

but, with these new accommodations, the Beautiful Wife and I should be ok.....




gonna miss this guy, too:

[paco]

Nice meeting u donker. Good Texas man. U still have to buy me a whore as promised. I’ll take a rain check for when in houston.

[Auto Donk]

great meeting you, Paco......

we had a much better night than this guy was having as I was about to leave the Nugget for Cosmo:





wife and I about to make a late night slot run.....

checking in, there were bikini clad babes still rollin' thru Cosmo at just before midnight.....

diggity would be shooting off every three minutes given the talent the wife and I saw......

[lakerboy]

,..

[Auto Donk]

JJ Gold' slot lesson of the day (with commentary throughout):




alright.... hittin the floor for some late night slot action and hooker gawking.....

the hookers downstairs at Cosmo are quite a bit "higher quality" than those downtown.......

[paco]

Very nice!

[jjgold]

Auto always winning those damn slots

I bet he’s using that device somehow that makes the machines hit

[Auto Donk]

more winning..... Charlie Sheen should be proud.... this particular machine I hit four out of four sessions..... we called it the atm machine.....

[Fire in da hole]

Donk, I’m EXTREMELY disappointed.

i want to know why you didn’t pay the guy $20 to kick him in the balls and video it?

talking about video of the year, I would’ve lined up like I was kicking a 50 yard field goal

[swordsandtequila]

JJ Gold' slot lesson of the day (with commentary throughout):




alright.... hittin the floor for some late night slot action and hooker gawking.....

the hookers downstairs at Cosmo are quite a bit "higher quality" than those downtown.......

The non-hookers hanging @ Cosmo are pretty fuk'n special in their own right







Last time I was there anyway

[The Kraken]

I’ll be honest, Is give the guy $20 but aim not sure I could ever kick another man in the junk like that. As soon as I connected Id fall down with him due to sympathy pain. Id rather just give him the $

[KVB]

Dang Donk you’are still there. Have fun we still have a pic to recreate. I should have stayed all week. We shall meet again.

[Auto Donk]

Dang Donk you’are still there. Have fun we still have a pic to recreate. I should have stayed all week. We shall meet again.

If you hadn't gotten all horned up and decided to have relations with your beautiful wife all night instead of coming back to the Nugget, we'd both have very different looking avatars today.....

oh well, some great things are worth waiting for......

[Auto Donk]

The non-hookers hanging @ Cosmo are pretty fuk'n special in their own right







Last time I was there anyway

no doubt.... talent roaming the casino is off the chain..... I saw more tens in seven minutes as at Cosmo than I saw all weekend at the Nugget......

[jjgold]

Nobody getting that talent, unless a girl is drunk and she’s not an escort they’re not screwing around


Some rare possibilities if you’re a great looking guy in your 20s

To pick up a girl without paying is very very difficult unless the girls drunk and doesn’t know what she’s doing

[reigle9]

Donk post your cokk

[jjgold]

Nobody wanted to fool with Automan

[KVB]

If you hadn't gotten all horned up and decided to have relations with your beautiful wife all night instead of coming back to the Nugget, we'd both have very different looking avatars today.....

oh well, some great things are worth waiting for......

Donk called it. Standing there at the bar we had the greats from Booya, Quanger, Paco, Donk, I think Lakeshow then me and my wife.

That sausage fest was getting ready to get Vegas rowdy and I just had to get my wife out of there.

[KVB]

Nobody getting that talent, unless a girl is drunk and she’s not an escort they’re not screwing around


Some rare possibilities if you’re a great looking guy in your 20s

To pick up a girl without paying is very very difficult unless the girls drunk and doesn’t know what she’s doing

Gold, you thought I was younger you said?

I'm 43, how old do you think you have to be to gain some of the gambling wisdom I post? You need some years under you belt for sure.

Or are you amazed that one could be in the game so long?

Can't wait to meet again.

[Auto Donk]

Donk, I’m EXTREMELY disappointed.

i want to know why you didn’t pay the guy $20 to kick him in the balls and video it?

talking about video of the year, I would’ve lined up like I was kicking a 50 yard field goal

By the time I went up and got my cowboy boots on (I was wearing typical deck shoes when I saw him), he was hauling ass.....

guess I shouldn't have told him about the steel-toed "roach poker" boots I was going to put on, then line up like tom f'n dempsy going for an nfl record 63 yrd field goal......

[Fire in da hole]

By the time I went up and got my cowboy boots on (I was wearing typical deck shoes when I saw him), he was hauling ass.....

guess I shouldn't have told him about the steel-toed "roach poker" boots I was going to put on, then line up like tom f'n dempsy going for an nfl record 63 yrd field goal......

I have a feeling that would’ve been the thread of the year

nobody would’ve wanted to watch, but everyone would’ve

[Auto Donk]

bigger regret was not making a video of JJ in the elevator with my wife and I..... would've been me narrating and saying, "well, my wife and I finally found a guy to pull a m2m threesome with", but then pan to the other side of the elevator to reveal possum boy.....

[jjgold]

I’m up in Summerlin

[Auto Donk]

I’m up in Summerlin

JJ, if you want to grab some lunch tomorrow, ask booya for my contact info and once he gives it to you, text me.....

planning on playing a poker trny at aria at 1 pm, but will kick that back to 7 pm if you want to have lunch with the wife and I, our treat.....

[Auto Donk]

bellagio fountain to famous italian opera song, con te partiro.....






pretty sure the view from our room of the fountains once the sun goes totally down will be a little more impressive.....

we're gettin' naked out there on the balcony tonight, boys.....

[KVB]

Yeah, we got video of those fountains going at night.

Great view Donk, have fun!

Wish we were there.

[paco]

I was very impressed with donks knowledge of great 90s hip hop artists and songs. He was at the bar singing every line of money power respect

[jjgold]

Cosmo an outstanding hotel for the highrollers

[Auto Donk]

Cosmo an outstanding hotel for the highrollers

I dropped $500 in thirty minutes from the time I walked out on the floor til the time I barely had my first two drinks delivered.....

about to head to Aria, where I have 8-10 machines I can rape like a cell bitch......

[jjgold]

Automan where are you going to be about 9:30 AM tomorrow

[Auto Donk]

I was very impressed with donks knowledge of great 90s hip hop artists and songs. He was at the bar singing every line of money power respect

still got this song runnin' through my mind since the other night.......




especially this line:

At last, a ni**a rapping 'bout blunts and broads
Tits and bras, ménage à trois, sex in expensive cars


cheese steaks.....

[Auto Donk]

Automan where are you going to be about 9:30 AM tomorrow

cosmopolitan wrap a round suite..... get my digits from booya and let's meet up.....

not sleepin' tonight.......

[reigle9]

have you seen opti? he hasn't posted at all

up to his neck in hookers?

[big joe 1212]

have you seen opti? he hasn't posted at all

up to his neck in hookers?

I heard immigration rounded him up

[wikkidinsane]

Auto is a real Mofo.