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    SBR WORLD POKER CUP -- DAY 2 -- LIVE THREAD -- the Journey to Glory Continues!

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    Would be interesting if you werenít playing for subs
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    Confeds need a big day today
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    Here we are, Day 2 of the SBR World Cup Of Poker, in the beautiful confines of the SBR Poker Room, ready to get the action started here in a bit.....

    To recap yesterday, USA held true to form on DAY 1 with an impressive showing, winning 5 of the 12 tournies, and picking up two second places, as well, for a total of 12 Cup points.

    USA was followed by Team World, which took down 3 tournies, with four seconds for 10 Cup points, and Canada, which similarly won 3, and posted 3 second places for a total of 9 Cup points.

    Bringing up the rear of the field was Team Confeds, which posted only one win (and it took two amazing two-outter suckouts for that to even happen), and 3 second places, for a total of 5 cup points. My old team, and the defending Cup champion, has some serious work to do today to get back into contention.

    As for Team USA, IT IS TIME TO:






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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Would be interesting if you weren’t playing for subs
    will be even more interesting when rudy starts to cry when they ban your trolling ass again.....

    fuk off, shut up, and meet me at the bash.... you and your butt buddy rudy have an open invitation to meet me outside on the sidewalk of the Golden Nugget..... so either show up, or shut the fuk up.....

    You ever seen an old man literally beat the shit out of two trolling punks at the same time?????


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    You missed Panama, Malaysia and Mongolian anthems Donk :\

    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Would be interesting if you weren’t playing for subs

    C'mon sourpuss. 1) You are too big time to care if the prize is 10 points or 1000 points I thought. and 2) First place team gets $10000 in sportsbook cash or $5000 in bitcoin. Plus another 100,000+ poker points for other teams that could be turned into as much as the first prize again.

    Is 10k-20k investment in prizes for a free/fun poker tourney really not enough for you to not scoff at being below you?

    Stick a sub in your gob and eat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    You missed Panama, Malaysia and Mongolian anthems Donk :\




    C'mon sourpuss. 1) You are too big time to care if the prize is 10 points or 1000 points I thought. and 2) First place team gets $10000 in sportsbook cash or $5000 in bitcoin. Plus another 100,000+ poker points for other teams that could be turned into as much as the first prize again.

    Is 10k-20k investment in prizes for a free/fun poker tourney really not enough for you to not scoff at being below you?

    Stick a sub in your gob and eat it.
    you can only post ten vids per post (i found out), but wish i 'd had a list of all the countries represented to make it complete and to pay tribute the posters who made it from those countries....

    not even sure if we have anyone from the Mother Country....

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    four months, twenty days per month roughly, hour and fifteen mins to cash in a daily... hourly rate has to be the equivalent of that paid nowhere.... lol....

    maybe a child labor camp in the far east somewhere making lebron's shoes.....

    but, it's not about the damn money, it's about national pride, competition, camaraderie, and winning in general.... and whippin' Opti's ass so we can talk smack to him at the Bash!!!!
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    Wow
    Donk threatens violence
    Not a good look at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Wow
    Donk threatens violence
    Not a good look at all
    just, as your butt buddy said, "asked a question".... learn to read, bitch....

    you know what's really not a good look?

    without referring to anyone specific, a punkass fireman laid the fuk out on a vegas sidewalk......


    go troll somewhere else, bitch.....

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    Iím rooting for the Germans
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    I’m rooting for the Germans
    they're track record in these world-wide battles isn't exactly stellar......




    but, then again, most around here are of the opinion you can't pick winners if your trolling life depended on it.... gotta say you're proving that here........

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    Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Donk
    Never question my capping abilities


    Last warning
    thank God this is the last time I have to hear from you....

    just stay focused and get it right this fall.....

    I hope to make more money off of you in cfb this season than if I'd sold you into sex slavery to japanese business men who love twink firemen with nice .....

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    day 2 opening ceremonies complete, and the competition is underway.....

    trny 1 under way; usa stud/top points winner gummo takes on sportfan_conf, silvap_world, and canada's aggieshawn....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    four months, twenty days per month roughly, hour and fifteen mins to cash in a daily... hourly rate has to be the equivalent of that paid nowhere.... lol....

    maybe a child labor camp in the far east somewhere making lebron's shoes.....

    but, it's not about the damn money, it's about national pride, competition, camaraderie, and winning in general.... and whippin' Opti's ass so we can talk smack to him at the Bash!!!!
    Child labor doing much better

    good luck today. I’m already counting my Confeds over Canucks ticket a loss

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Child labor doing much better

    good luck today. I’m already counting my Confeds over Canucks ticket a loss
    just takes a run of 4-5 wins to and bust outs by canada to completely turn that around.....

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    trny 1 update: Perennial TEAM USA allstar gummo leads off the day's events with a bases clearing beat down of the competition, controlling the trny from practically start to finish, and mows em down as he so often does.....

    great start to the day for USA, with sportfan hangin' on long enough to grab second for the confeds.....

    updated total team scores through the 1st trny of day 2:

    total pts tally for the Cup:

    usa -- 14
    world -- 10
    canada -- 9
    confeds -- 6

    congrats, gummo! great job!
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    way to put on a clinic, GUMMO!!
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    a guy who used to frequent the underground poker circuit in houston was known as "The Machine" due to the consistent, error-free, stellar workman-like manner in which he'd systematically devour opponents on the felt; Gummo's stellar performance this morning reminded me of that badass.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    will be even more interesting when rudy starts to cry when they ban your trolling ass again.....

    fuk off, shut up, and meet me at the bash.... you and your butt buddy rudy have an open invitation to meet me outside on the sidewalk of the Golden Nugget..... so either show up, or shut the fuk up.....

    You ever seen an old man literally beat the shit out of two trolling punks at the same time?????


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    trny 2 update: TEAM USA's always-strong jakepeavy runs into a buzzsaw, that being team world's manny playing in pure "beast mode", making power moves left and right and hitting all the right cards....

    Manny backs up yesterday's win with another today, playing pure power poker at its finest.....

    The Manster bounced Canadian stalwart Beerdog by hitting the nut flush to BD's second nut flush, in a traditional, typical sbr coolerish hand, with BD taking third in a good showing.

    The trny lasted just over an hour, one of the longest yet in this year's Cup play.....

    The top two teams starting to create a little distance over the bottom two, confeds and canada.....

    updated total team scores through the 2nd trny of day 2:

    total pts tally for the Cup:

    usa -- 15
    world -- 12
    canada -- 9
    confeds -- 6

    congrats to Manny, who could scorch the field with this caliber of play.... no doubt an early Cup MVP Candidate based on the two powerhouse performances thus far....





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    Lol loving these updates. I need to invest more time in the next promotion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    trny 2 update: TEAM USA's always-strong jakepeavy runs into a buzzsaw, that being team world's manny playing in pure "beast mode", making power moves left and right and hitting all the right cards....

    Manny backs up yesterday's win with another today, playing pure power poker at its finest.....

    he bounced Canadian stalwart Beerdog by hitting the nut flush to BD's second nut flush, in a traditional, typical sbr coolerish hand, with BD taking third in a good showing.

    The trny lasted just over an hour, one of the longest yet in this year's Cup play.....

    The top two teams starting to create a little distance over the bottom two, confeds and canada.....

    updated total team scores through the 2nd trny of day 2:

    total pts tally for the Cup:

    usa -- 15
    world -- 12
    canada -- 9
    confeds -- 6

    congrats to Manny, who if he keeps this up, could scorch the field.... no doubt he's an early Cup MVP Candidate based on his two powerhouse performances thus far....





    Mannyfan is a woman. I have serious doubts that she was playing that tourney but nice win for team world.

    I enjoy the updates and writeups as well donk!
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    woman???? wow..... very aggressive.....

    probably a real hellcat in the sack......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    woman???? wow..... very aggressive.....

    probably a real hellcat in the sack......
    usually as passive as they come...I'd like an IP address inquiry please SBR.
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    maybe she's bangin' Elky, who sat in for her..... lol....

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    Yes, thanks for the updates Donk. Will be gone again most of the afternoon so relying on you to keep me well in the loop as you did yesterday!
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    As a past member of Confeds....you guys need to step up.

    USA looking strong with Team World not far behind.

    Thanks for the updates Donk.

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    gummo u ever play live tournaments, don't let sbr hold u back making some serious money
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    trny 3 summary: OldSchoolGambler showed the field why he's such a skilled, tough player, by dominating play and conquering the field in a swift, 40-minute trny.... 5Mike for usa was essentially card dead and shoved short stacked, only to be hit by flopped trips held by confeds' Xstream..... Xstream fell next, leaving bracerman as the only speed bump between OSG and the finish line....

    Congrats to OSG for indeed goin' a bit old school and taking it down.... I feel there was far more than one "old school" bluff in his repertoire, as no one could hit that many hands.... nevertheless, extremely well done!

    The win puts Team World within a point of tying USA for the lead.... Canada remains in striking distance, as well.

    Team Confeds has yet to get things going, and absent a mid-afternoon to primetime run of points, they are going to have less than a BobbyWaves' chance of competing for the Cup in 2018....

    updated total team scores through the 3rd trny of day 2:

    total pts tally for the Cup:

    usa -- 15
    world -- 14
    canada -- 10
    confeds -- 6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    maybe she's bangin' Elky, who sat in for her..... lol....
    in all seriousness, she played better and deserved to win.
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