1. 08-06-18 07:18 AM #1
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    SBR WORLD POKER CUP -- LIVE THREAD -- the Journey to Glory Begins TODAY!




    TEAM USA...... LET'S Do THIS!!!!!!!!!!
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  2. 08-06-18 07:20 AM #2
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    my the odds be ever in your favor!
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  3. 08-06-18 07:54 AM #3
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    mods, please make this a "dual" thread that appears in the poker, forum, please.

    first match today:

    12 pm eastern

    usa: 5mike5
    confeds: Sportfan
    canada: Sinmeido
    world: Optional aka Opti-Donk



    Donk and Opti-Donk in less confrontational environs of the last Bash:



    there'll be no quarter given to the Aussie today!
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  4. 08-06-18 08:11 AM #4
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    10th thread about this.

    No court last 2 weeks donker?
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    got a continuance of a hearing that WAS scheduled for today..... lol... priorities!!!
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  6. 08-06-18 08:18 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    got a continuance of a hearing that WAS scheduled for today..... lol... priorities!!!
    Poor bastard hoping for a bail reduction sitting another week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Poor bastard hoping for a bail reduction sitting another week.
    he's guilty as shit, streets safer while I focus on the cup......

    (actually, I rep a roofing co. being sued by an idiot former employee who fell off a ladder while trying to steal this particular roofing job [to do it under his own company name], his lawyer said the ladder was "unsafe/defective", not realizing my client didn't even issue him the ladder in question, he bought it himself.... total bullshit case)
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  8. 08-06-18 08:36 AM #8
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    We are the world. We are the children.

    If i bring my I Heart Donk shirt to Vegas can you please snap a better picture of us??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    We are the world. We are the children.

    If i bring my I Heart Donk shirt to Vegas can you please snap a better picture of us??
    sounds like a reasonable request..... good luck today, Opti, but only against wildman sinmeido and sportfan.... spill your milk when 5mike gets your chips on the table, and fold to him.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    sounds like a reasonable request..... good luck today, Opti, but only against wildman sinmeido and sportfan.... spill your milk when 5mike gets your chips on the table, and fold to him.....
    That 5mike bastard has been messaging me trying to get in my head. This is getting serious
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  11. 08-06-18 09:27 AM #11
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    I'm sending this guy at you next, Opti:


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    hey Opti......


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  13. 08-06-18 09:37 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    That 5mike bastard has been messaging me trying to get in my head. This is getting serious
    looking for any advantage!
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    if Opti wins today, tonight he can expect this outside his window all f'n night long:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    We are the world. We are the children.

    If i bring my I Heart Donk shirt to Vegas can you please snap a better picture of us??
    I’ll provide your PBR to toast with.
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  16. 08-06-18 11:02 AM #16
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    ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.....






    LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!
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  17. 08-06-18 11:56 AM #17
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    Big start for the furreners!!
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  18. 08-06-18 11:57 AM #18
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    game 1, day one in the books.....

    classic sinmeido, doin' what he does best.....

    gives canada the early lead.... Opti gave a good battle, fought back once from less than a thousand, only to come up short....

    5 mike did the same, got shortstacked, fought back, but in the end sin was too tough (as usual, no surprise there)....

    can 2
    world 1

    others: nada
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    game 2, day one....

    features top promo pts getter Gummo, who possesses one of only one or two perfect world cup performances, against a strong field of bracerman, manny, and the always unpredictable yisman......

    usa's Gummo should right the ship, and send a message that you don't fuk with the USA.....
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    getting worried aboit my usa over canada wager
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    getting worried aboit my usa over canada wager
    good to do that on day one, after one trny......

    you'll be puffin' a crack pipe to calm your nerves by day four
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    top usa player gummo runs into kings and a bad beat to go out third, canada took fourth, and manny did it all for team world after takin' out gummo, muscling his way over the relatively short stacked yisman, who took second.

    congrats, manny.....

    after the first two trnies, it's as follows:

    world -- 3
    can --2
    confeds --1

    usa--0
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    third trny of the day features perennial leaderboard powerhouse jakepeavy for the us, mayberry for confeds, oldschoolgambler for world, and a yet to be seated canadian....


    just as canada barely showed for the dailies in the promo itself, they may be on the verge of no-showing trny 3.....
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  25. 08-06-18 12:54 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ...Donk and Opti-Donk in less confrontational environs of the last Bash:



    there'll be no quarter given to the Aussie today!
    This picture would be much more classic if Donk was giving Opti a kiss on the cheek while Opti's lady stands in the back gritting her teeth in helpless anger.

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    JakePeavy cranks one out of the park, getting USA off the snyde.... mayberry outlasts third place finisher grey area, who did the last minute substitution for team canada, for a second place for confeds....

    leaderboard tightened up a bit indeed with these impressive results (peavy was relatively shortstacked early, fought back, and dominated in his usual fashion late)...

    nice win, Jake!!!!

    totals after 3 trnys, day 1:

    world: 3
    usa: 2
    confeds: 2
    canada: 2
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    All teams are tied going into the 3pm.
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    trny 4 features a slough of long time sbr poker studs, with katstale up for team world, deadphish for usa, the Mad Czech slanina for confeds, and the always strong snapperman for team canada.....

    strong field, should be a good one.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertvt View Post
    All teams are tied going into the 3pm.
    each trny pays 3, so no way it's tied.... ive got the score accurate, above
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    Nice win Jake....you da man!!
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    JAKE comes up HUGE!!!

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    deadphish comes back from like 300 chips to win for USA!!
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    deadphish lays the wood to snapperman and slanina in trny no. 4, catapulting USA to the top position..... snapper 2nd, slanina 3rd, katstale last....

    updated through 4 trnies:

    usa --4
    world--3
    canada--3
    confeds --2

    great job, phish!!!
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    worried about donk will he have enough energy for his match tonight
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