Professional ditch digger
I'm not embarrased to admit it, I dig ditches for a living. I work for the city digging ditches and holes. When the city needs to throw up a new telephone pole or when the electric company needs to lay some new cable, im the one that digs the hole. I ben a ditch digger for 25 years now and am up for early retirement. So I figured what the hell, but now I am wondering what I will do with all the extra time on my hands.
Your problably wondering how I became a ditch digger, well I took my high school aptitude test and they said I was born to be a ditch digger or a mine tester. But in no way was I to be able to opperate heavy machinery which is cool because I never really wanted to be a doctor. I really thought the mine tester job would have been perfect for me because I love watching sheit blow up. But my mother forbid it. So after dropin out of high school 140 shovels and 25 years later here I am, 41 years old with no edjucation no job and a ****ed up pension.
I am really wondering how I am going to make ends meet and was hopin you fellas could help give me some ideas. I am not a professional gambler (although I do have a better record than the prick - but that aint saying mutch, I don't know how someone could actully be stupid enough to pay that guy, he must be johns cusin or something you know the 'special cousin' hell I got 4 of em named Dan, Sidrum, Rei and Tard) I loose more than I win and since the price of busch beer when up and now that I dont have a job I gots to give me up a habit or too.
Anyway I am here at my sisters husbands house all day, I'm gonna walk to the five and dime store and pick me up some MD 20/20 and think on this one, if you gots some suggestions Id appriciate it.
Your problably wondering how I became a ditch digger, well I took my high school aptitude test and they said I was born to be a ditch digger or a mine tester. But in no way was I to be able to opperate heavy machinery which is cool because I never really wanted to be a doctor. I really thought the mine tester job would have been perfect for me because I love watching sheit blow up. But my mother forbid it. So after dropin out of high school 140 shovels and 25 years later here I am, 41 years old with no edjucation no job and a ****ed up pension.
I am really wondering how I am going to make ends meet and was hopin you fellas could help give me some ideas. I am not a professional gambler (although I do have a better record than the prick - but that aint saying mutch, I don't know how someone could actully be stupid enough to pay that guy, he must be johns cusin or something you know the 'special cousin' hell I got 4 of em named Dan, Sidrum, Rei and Tard) I loose more than I win and since the price of busch beer when up and now that I dont have a job I gots to give me up a habit or too.
Anyway I am here at my sisters husbands house all day, I'm gonna walk to the five and dime store and pick me up some MD 20/20 and think on this one, if you gots some suggestions Id appriciate it.
