1. 06-18-18 06:06 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am uncut
    My wife said it looks like the circumcision took way more off than it should have.....
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  2. 06-18-18 06:13 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
    2.5 hours
    34 posts..
    post 34 filled with important info.

    talking about Auto/JJ rooster size.

    Slow season or sick people?
    Both
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  3. 06-18-18 06:15 PM #38
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    Glad I am normal I’m scouring the Yellow Pages for escorts right now and you guys are fighting online

    Lol Get away for me a tough guys
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  4. 06-18-18 06:41 PM #39
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    JJ, do you tell the hookers beforehand that you suffer from micropenis syndrome, or do you surprise them with that pathetic shit after they show up?
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  5. 06-18-18 06:44 PM #40
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    Lol, this thread is classic
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  6. 06-18-18 06:57 PM #41
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  7. 06-18-18 07:06 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    "Go let that fukkin hamburger go play fukkin slots."

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  8. 06-18-18 07:09 PM #43
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    JJ back on the yayo

    Should be a good few days
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post



    JJ, when you make these recordings from now on, stand up and put your weight on one leg. It will give the illusion that you have balls. (And rooster)
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  10. 06-18-18 07:17 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    <iframe src="https://chirb.it/wp/ekqJn0" width=300 scrolling="NO" frameborder=0>If you can not see this chirbit, listen to it here https://chirb.it/ekqJn0</iframe> <br/>


    Careful Donk, JJ's knows for his East River waterbed parties, she may never come home...

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  11. 06-18-18 07:17 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    all that wine and food ain't gonna mean shit when you "whip out" that f'n marble of yours, Tiny.....

    she used to about 10X that little gherkin you're sportin'.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    The moyle must have been nervous as shit when you were circumcised JJ.

    I am sure your parents had to search far and wide to find the very best, most precise moyle who specialized in Jewish boys with micropenis syndrome.

    Gotta have the right equipment to perform that kinda work.

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  13. 06-18-18 09:12 PM #48
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  14. 06-18-18 09:33 PM #49
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    JJ what are you going to wear on that nice date???
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  15. 06-18-18 09:34 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    Lol, this thread is classic
    If you are into talking about coks then i guess it is
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  16. 06-18-18 09:52 PM #51
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    Dam Donk wrecked JJ here Funny pic, I thought you were using it to show JJ's penis size.

    http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/life/...s-size-ranking

    The only action JJ gets nowadays is when some angry 150 pound + chick straps on an XL spiked dildo and JJ yells cockadoodledoo really loud as she pounds away.
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    Downward Pointing Angle hahahaha I love this fukking place.
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  18. 06-19-18 11:04 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    Dam Donk wrecked JJ here Funny pic, I thought you were using it to show JJ's penis size.

    http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/life/...s-size-ranking

    The only action JJ gets nowadays is when some angry 150 pound + chick straps on an XL spiked dildo and JJ yells cockadoodledoo really loud as she pounds away.

    Is that your photo man?
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  19. 06-19-18 11:52 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSchafe View Post
    Downward Pointing Angle hahahaha I love this fukking place.
    my wife said "dpa"???? "that tiny marble doesn't point at any angle -- that shit is just small, and round"
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  20. 06-19-18 03:34 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Is that your photo man?
    That's my Uncle Dave. He showed me the way of life.
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  21. 06-19-18 04:03 PM #56
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    where you from?
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  22. 06-19-18 05:42 PM #57
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    Bonzaii, you're moving up in weight class. Be careful.
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  23. 06-19-18 08:00 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    where you from?
    I originally came out of my mother's womb but was raised by Polish immigrants from Garfield, NJ who were kind enough to take me in and show me the ropes.
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  24. 06-19-18 08:01 PM #59
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    Cool

    Not far from there

    65 miles
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  25. 06-19-18 08:04 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Bonzaii, you're moving up in weight class. Be careful.
    Don't sweat it, I've been bulk training the last several months for this jump.

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  26. 06-19-18 08:31 PM #61
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    Don't derail your promising career. Take on a few tomato cans first.
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  27. 06-20-18 08:57 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    That's my Uncle Dave. He showed me the way of life.
    from all those track marks and unnatural muscles, looks like he showed you the way of roids


    JJ, my wife has been preparing for her meeting up with you at the bash.....

    playing this game:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    my wife said "dpa"???? "that tiny marble doesn't point at any angle -- that shit is just small, and round"
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  30. 06-20-18 06:12 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    and you're not hung like a shrimp.....




    wow, we're both wrong....

    i'll stick my bar card up your ass if you show up at the bash, Tiny....


    maybe that Texas Bar Card tickling your prostate will make your pahtetic "DPA" schshort point in an upward angle for once....
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  31. 06-20-18 06:17 PM #66
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    Auto (Gregory) take a trip the Lehigh Valley

    Sands , Poconos, Parx...............a few other casinos here

    1-1 I showed Mohegan , you showed Vegas
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auto (Gregory) take a trip the Lehigh Valley

    Sands , Poconos, Parx...............a few other casinos here

    1-1 I showed Mohegan , you showed Vegas
    you ran through mohegan mid day like a scared bitch.... I, on the other hand, was in the poker room all night, were I said I'd be, when I said I'd be there.....

    you picked mid day to intentionally avoid getting your ass kicked.....

    Mohegan Sun Poker Room on dec. 2, 2017:




    still remember how the players sitting near where I made this video about shitting in their pants when I started yelling into the camera, initially thinking I was about to kick someone's ass right then and there....
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  33. 06-20-18 06:27 PM #68
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    there is no way your an attorney you would be disbarred
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    stranger things have happened than me holding a bar card.....
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  35. 06-20-18 06:36 PM #70
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    I pay guys to fish for me at bars and at sea
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