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    El Terrible
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    Move along everyone, nothing to see here...

    I bet these late last night in bed with my wife, on my phone...

    Pay no attention


    Chicago Cubs -110


    Arizona Diamondbacks -1.5 (+150)

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    ur a cubs fan aren't you


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    I'm gonna be about 20 minutes behind Live TV (on my DVR, I hate commercials) on this one guys, so DON'T NOBODY POST ANY COMMENTS OR SCORES

    Comprende amigos?

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    Hahahahaha good luck with that

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    ur a cubs fan aren't you

    yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by goduke View Post
    Hahahahaha good luck with that

    Im talking no comments on any of the SBR family of message boards

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    I bet these late last night in bed with my wife, on my phone...

    Pay no attention


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    Arizona Diamondbacks -1.5 (+150)
    I bet the wife is smokin hot.

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    El Terribles wife

    5-5, 177 not bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet the wife is smokin hot.
    Of course...

    I'm live now guys.. I couldn't resist


    Post away

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    El Terribles wife

    5-5, 177 not bad
    Not bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet the wife is smokin hot.
    She's a tremendoes Piece of Ass- And guess what- I've never heard or smelled her fart, and she won't take a crap when I'm in the house- and has never had bad breath around me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    yes
    That Awesome Baby with a Capital "A".

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    So what you are telling me is that you don't know what her farts smell like???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    So what you are telling me is that you don't know what her farts smell like???
    No, I caught her yawning the other day...That was the first time in 40 years i've seen her yawn, she thinks its un ladylike????

    Anyway- True story. Don't want to TMI you, but we were having sex one night and I stuck my finger in her ass, and when I sniffed my finger its smelled like perfume, swear to god! She doushed it or something???


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    My goodness. She shits Roses!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    My goodness. She shits Roses!
    More like Dove Bars

    http://s230.photobucket.com/user/Red...ort=3&page=108

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    I've never heard or smelled her fart, and she won't take a crap when I'm in the house- and has never had bad breath around me.

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    She has her own bathroom off our bedroom in our house- If she gets sick and she taking a crap she yells GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY if I walk into the bedroom...or she texts me and says stay away "i'm sick"...When we travel I always go out for Coffee in the morning to give her special alone time, in Vegas I go down and get the racing forms and dog track programs a fuk around down there until I know the coast is clear

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    Have the mighty Cubs look like the Mets now

    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    She has her own bathroom off our bedroom in our house- If she gets sick and she taking a crap she yells GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY if I walk into the bedroom...or she texts me and says stay away "i'm sick"...When we travel I always go out for Coffee in the morning to give her special alone time, in Vegas I go down and get the racing forms and dog track programs a fuk around down there until I know the coast is clear
    What does she shit bricks out of her asshole

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    Quote Originally Posted by stackz125 View Post
    What does she shit bricks out of her asshole
    Yes. These:



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    that is not her

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    ah....18 scoreless innings!? I hope the Cubs Bus crashes on the way home

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    that is not her
    Theres really only one way to find out.

    Sniff test



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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    ah....18 scoreless innings!? I hope the Cubs Bus crashes on the way home
    See...not a true fan

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    El terrible do you smoke refer????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    El terrible do you smoke refer????
    every f-ing day

    2 of my kids own pot shops and i'm the princible investor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    See...not a true fan
    I bet against them in game 7 of the World Series, but that was just an Emotional Insurance Policy

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    best thread on SBR right here!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    She's a tremendoes Piece of Ass- And guess what- I've never heard or smelled her fart, and she won't take a crap when I'm in the house- and has never had bad breath around me.

    Is she huge now or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    El terrible do you smoke refer????
    Of course he does.

    He thinks the inside of his ladies asshole smells like fresh lilacs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    Is she huge now or something?
    When youre my age..2009 was yesterday- She was 48 on that day..She's aged a little but doesn't have a wrinkle on her face, thats cause she never worked a day in her life. She had 5 of my kids and I had another one with a girlfriend... The Kid with the girlfriend played football for the Rainbow Warriors

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Of course he does.

    He thinks the inside of his ladies asshole smells like fresh lilacs.
    I don't know how you knew it was Lilacs??? Thats her favorite douche flavor


    Dead serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    I don't know how you knew it was Lilacs??? Thats her favorite douche flavor


    Dead serious
    El Burrito, I do not talk out of my ass.

    I do my research before I post something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    Is she huge now or something?
    We live in Spain most of the year- our Apartment is a block away from here, thats Burger King in the bag- She had to have it
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