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    DONKLAND ROAD SHOW: 8th wedding anniversary trip to the Coast-VIDEO MESSAGE TO JJ

    wife and I have been down here at the coast celebrating our 8th wedding anniversary in style, took time out to film a brief message to JJ.....

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    Good vid Donk.

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    Wifey: “What?”




    Donker

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    Donk the man

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    Yeah fukk you JJ

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    watched it with sound muted
    drunk, was easy to do

    Auto, How is my case proceeding?

    Court date on Tuesday.
    You did eat and give the Lady Judge some AutoDong, right?

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    Donker feeling it

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    Lol

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    Donk, for how long would you dunk JJ's head under the surface there?

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    No smoke in the air,not a real reggae party!

    Looks more like a West coast African American
    swingers gathering.. and Donk with his 12 inch
    johnson got an invite.

    Guy couldn’t resist, dragged the wife from
    Houston to wherever on the west coast for
    the special event.

    When he calls for her Wifey and she responds “WHAT”
    you can see the horror on her face.. now fully realizing
    what’s about to take place.

    Happy Anniversary you sick fuckk!
    Last edited by Al Masters; 06-03-18 at 12:39 PM.

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    Who was the lady in the video

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    place looked as dead as the hair on jjs head

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post


    wifey wifey wifey......

    I think I likey likey likey....

    that's my wifey wifey wifey.....

    I think I likey likey likey.....




    bout to fuk this club up......

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    jj, if you were there, would you start humping the shoreline?

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    ps. awesome job, digs, getting the best part of that video in gif form......
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    we're about to go collect on a huge progressive my wife hit on the gamblin' boat that runs out of this place.....

    they couldn't pay it last weekend.....

    vid to follow.....

    JJ, I may have to mess someone up real bad if they ain't got the dough......

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    No

    I hate water man


    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    jj, if you were there, would you start humping the shoreline?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No

    I hate water man
    JJ, I need you here -- need to dunk that dome of yours under the surface for several minutes, til we get a good school of sea shad nibbling on your mangy scalp, as we all know the little fish attract the bigger fish.....

    once we got a good possumboy chum line of shad goin' I'll let you raise up and catch the speckled trout chasin' the shad....

    and diggity knows the value of a good mess of specks.....

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    Donk, doesnt JJ come already equipped with the "bait"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    Donk, doesnt JJ come already equipped with the "bait"?
    that little sea worm he's packin' wont do us much good, as the surf is rough/sandy, and fish, tho they have great eyesight, don't pack microscopes....

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    Speckled trout

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    Let’s see some cash

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    Donk, were the two of you rolling in this video?

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    post some nudes of your wife

    grow some fukkin balls

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    JJ losing it lol

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    Congrats, Donkers!

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    thanks gummo, and eidolon, "no", only alcohol and high on love of 8 yrs of marriage.....

    video comin' of what happened at the "floating casino"..... we must've broke the f'n bank....

    JJ, come down here and bust some knee caps.....

    video soon....

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    How drunk was the wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    How drunk was the wife?
    drunk enough.....

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-03-18 at 06:50 PM.

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    Congrats mate.

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    Is that the lady I am banging in Vegas???

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