1. 04-05-18 07:45 PM #1
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    Tim Tebow just had his first at-bat in Double-A...

    He went fukking deep.

    Missile shot.

    Why isn't this guy in the big leagues already?



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  2. 04-05-18 07:51 PM #2
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    He's 30 years old. He would never survive in the Bigs.
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  3. 04-05-18 07:52 PM #3
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    Because he would hit about 0.125 in the bigs with a 45% K rate.
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    Maybe because at the age of 29, he hit .226 in Class A?
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  5. 04-05-18 07:55 PM #5
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    .226 average in the minors over 126 games, with 126Ks. Yeah, call him up

    Good for him 30 years old he's still able to have fun and play a sport competitively but he'd be so overmatched facing big league pitching everyday.
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  6. 04-05-18 07:55 PM #6
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    You guys are clueless.

    Let's enjoy that titanic bomb from another angle:

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  7. 04-05-18 07:56 PM #7
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    Who gives a flyin fukk.........

    You wanna blow him?
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  8. 04-05-18 07:58 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Who gives a flyin fukk.........

    You wanna blow him?
    Pauly, go back to your paranoid-schizoid threads where your main worry in life is being killed by a robot.

    I'd suggest taking a little break and watching television, but you're probably worried about the government listening in.
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  9. 04-05-18 07:59 PM #9
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    after looking up his stats on baseball reference I learned he was born in the Philippines. Who knew
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  10. 04-05-18 08:00 PM #10
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    I believe the Lord thy God is directing his bat.

    guy should be a stud when called up in late July
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  11. 04-05-18 08:04 PM #11
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    Hitting a 45MPH fastball out of the tweener park is fukkon incredible!!
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  12. 04-05-18 08:11 PM #12
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    He’s getting screwed he should be on a major league team just like the NFL
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  13. 04-05-18 08:15 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He’s getting screwed he should be on a major league team just like the NFL
    he's a virgin he doesn' t like females, every super religious person i know gets married as soon as they can so they can have sex not this guy makes u wonder
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    better question why isn't he in nfl
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  15. 04-05-18 08:19 PM #15
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    He can't still be a virgin can he?

    Wow if I had to choose I would take getting laid all through my prime over being in the bigs for a little while
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  16. 04-05-18 08:21 PM #16
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    Most amazing part of that is the fans are louder then most MLB parks
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    30 years old.

    needs to go sit down somewhere.
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  18. 04-05-18 08:24 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Most amazing part of that is the fans are louder then most MLB parks
    Of course they're louder.

    Tim Tebow is a major draw.

    He is Mr. America.

    Plus, that homerun was launched into orbit. I don't think I've ever seen one hit that far.
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  19. 04-05-18 08:36 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Of course they're louder.

    Tim Tebow is a major draw.

    He is Mr. America.

    Plus, that homerun was launched into orbit. I don't think I've ever seen one hit that far.
    I couldn't tell what it hit but it bounced back into the field so it couldn't have been too far out
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    plz

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  21. 04-05-18 08:40 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    plz

    I was at that game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    plz

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  23. 04-05-18 08:50 PM #23
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    Dodgers would love to have Teabow right about now. They are desperate for base hits.
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  24. 04-05-18 08:56 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I was at that game.
    I was at game five

    still stings more than than ever
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  25. 04-05-18 08:57 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Dodgers would love to have Teabow right about now. They are desperate for base hits.
    His name is Tebow.

    You're getting him confused with a teabag. Those things that are normally resting on your forehead.
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  26. 04-05-18 08:58 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    I was at game five

    still stings more than than ever
    That was the game JT Snow saved Dusty's little kids from getting murdered at the plate.

    Does it really still sting? You guys have won three since then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    His name is Tebow.

    You're getting him confused with a teabag. Those things that are normally resting on your forehead.
    Never had experience of what you just said. But I'm sure it's a position you and Laker practice offline so please leave me out of it. Lol
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    angels haven't done much since then
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    That was the game JT Snow saved Dusty's little kids from getting murdered at the plate.

    Does it really still sting? You guys have won three since then.
    for some

    there's handful of fans turned their back after that

    things got too idiotic and shit ton of bandwagoners it wasn't the same

    plus I had future I was counting the $$$
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    That was the game JT Snow saved Dusty's little kids from getting murdered at the plate.

    Does it really still sting? You guys have won three since then.



    game 5 that was a great series
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    plz

    Roids!! Soon as Pirates let him go to CAL IA, he instantly
    turned from great to monster ball crusher 2.0............

    Fast forward like 25 years, rinse and repeat all over with Cutch...........

    Cutch better shoot some roids or do something
    cause as of now, he's a bust, hitting .079........

    Worst avg. on the team,Lol...........
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    Should have focused on being a fullback
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  34. 04-05-18 09:35 PM #34
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    Bonds greatest hitter ever

    no 2nd place
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    Bonds won 3 MVP with the pirates - didn’t juice till 1997- fatass out of shape babe Ruth wouldn’t last in today’s era
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