***I am the better grappler and the most resilient fighter
***Everyone avoids me like they avoided their HS girlfriend after prom
***I train with bears and wolves to maul my opponents just like they maul the cattle I feed them
***I speak with a broken accent but still my words are heard across all forums
**Cucuy Firedawg trips on purpose to avoid the challenge and when I call out Opie HamBurger King to replace him Greaser White says Opie is punking us for a happy bday BK crown!
***I have The Giant on my side... WHAT ELSE DO YOU FUKKIN WANT?