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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    HurryUpAndWhySoHandsomeSinceBeingPro?

    It really works. Is a different life. Woke from my nap and:

    My peepee grew to 11 inches
    My eyes turned from hazel to blue
    I feel young like Im 17 again
    Lost my bets but fukk it
    Check my phone and 20 lost calls from hot chicks.



    Thanks SBR!!!!

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    firedawg
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    Holy shit
    Guy has it all

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    unde0087
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    Welcome to the big leagues
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    Booya711
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    Oooooohhhhhhh shit
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    kidcudi92
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    Its a whole new lifestyle
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  6. #6
    HurryUpAndDrink
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    I sneezed and a pack of skittles fell to my feet. This shit cant be real
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    phinfan27615
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    Not gonna lie never thought I'd see the day...

    But seriously now Hurry is the unquestioned king of sbr

    Firetop/Rudybottom must be frantically picking its brain for a new go to insult

    Looking forward to seeing you at the poker tables soon hurry BOL and congrats on going pro
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    firedawg
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    Quote Originally Posted by phinfan27615 View Post
    Not gonna lie never thought I'd see the day...

    But seriously now Hurry is the unquestioned king of sbr

    Firetop/Rudybottom must be frantically picking its brain for a new go to insult

    Looking forward to seeing you at the poker tables soon hurry BOL and congrats on going pro
    Happy for him
    You got me all wrong pal
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    magaman
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    hunger strike? maybe you missed a snack

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    USCPHILLYGUY
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    Shari appears in a thread and look what happens

    Shari Mod of the year


    Still broke dik non pros reply to this thread

    sucks being a ghost
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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by magaman View Post
    hunger strike? maybe you missed a snack
    lol lol lol

    I feel bad for the tantrum now... but mods and admins were not to blame.


    My 1st action as SBR pro is done, I sent 92 betpoints to poster Megatron, he send me 100 and insulted me for days til today. Debt is paid. I sent him 2 pts a day some days but sent all now.

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    RudyRuetigger
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    Youre welcome
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    Quote Originally Posted by uscphillyguy View Post
    shari appears in a thread and look what happens

    shari mod of the year
    ​hands down

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Youre welcome
    All class here

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Shari appears in a thread and look what happens

    Shari Mod of the year
    Guy got bitchslapped by a mod now all he does is suck up

    WOW

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    cincinnatikid513
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    whining does pay off congrats pro
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    El Nino
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    Good stuff! Hopefully this new status makes you less of a whiny bitch. Welcome to the big leagues!

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    5mike5
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Youre welcome
    RUDY makes things happen

    Congrats Hurry
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    Rudy it’s a small world.

    Relax
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    JMobile
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    When you go Pro, you also look like a young Antonio Banderas. All the ass you want now. You made it.

  21. #21
    HurryUpAndDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Guy got bitchslapped by a mod now all he does is suck up

    WOW
    who bitchslapped me?

    btw points for everybody

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    USCPHILLYGUY
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    Ok....so is this betting wager on

  23. #23
    Heltah Skeltah
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    Congrats Hurry!!
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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    Thank you Heltah!!!

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    That's great hurry but I was always a fan, pro status or not
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  26. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    That's great hurry but I was always a fan, pro status or not
    Yep, you are one of the loyal ones Shady

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post

    btw points for everybody
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    RudyRuetigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    who bitchslapped me?

    btw points for everybody
    Phillyguy was

    Nothing to do with you bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post

    you are a bp millionaire JM dont be jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    RUDY makes things happen

    Congrats Hurry
    Players advocate

    That is all

    But I take it VERY SERIOUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post

    btw points for everybody

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    Yay!!!!!


    I’d Blow you except I’m straight and your ugly!!!!


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    very weird joke pal

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    A true pro’s pro

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    bradthebloke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Yay!!!!!


    I’d Blow you except I’m straight and your ugly!!!!


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