1. 03-12-18 06:14 PM #1
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    Unabomber 2.0 -- Austinites getting blow to hell by this psycho

    well, just when we finally get OJ all wrapped up into a neat, tidy box with his confession last night, some psycho in Austin revives the Unabomber....

    he's now killed a black guy, and wounded another black guy and a 75-yr-old hispanic lady over in Silicon Gulch.....

    just wonderful; unabomber 2.0 with a racist flair.....

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/12/us/te...sts/index.html
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  2. 03-12-18 06:16 PM #2
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    They caught him?
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  3. 03-12-18 06:16 PM #3
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    ban bombs
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  4. 03-12-18 06:18 PM #4
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    likely the guy dropped packages off so hopefully detectives will canvas neighborhood check for cameras witnesses see if they can get a picture of this guy or license plate
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  5. 03-12-18 06:20 PM #5
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    hell no they haven't caught him..... it takes f'n years to catch a true unabomber
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  6. 03-12-18 06:21 PM #6
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    took 18 years last time - but that guy was a genius off the grid in some shack out west.
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    Quote Originally Posted by magaman View Post
    took 18 years last time - but that guy was a genius off the grid in some shack out west.
    hopefully this guys not that smart i would think im no bomb expert but to build a bunch of these things u need certain things and maybe he will raise red flags if they check around certain stores
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  8. 03-12-18 06:28 PM #8
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    Was just about to make a thread on this. Fukkin crazy shit. They have a $15,000 reward out for the guy, so hopefully someone turns him in. Packages are being left on the porch by the bomber himself and not being delivered by UPS, FedEx, or the USPS.

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  9. 03-12-18 06:29 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by magaman View Post
    took 18 years last time - but that guy was a genius off the grid in some shack out west.
    very true.... despite my former statement, I 'm pretty sure they'll nab this fukker soon.....

    they'd have had an easier time with ol Ted had society been armed with f'n security cameras everywhere you f'n look and social media back when Kaczynski ruled the day....

    a person can barely take a shit in public these days without six videos of it poppin' up almost immediately.... (tho u can probably still fly a plane into the pentagon and no one see a video of it)
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  10. 03-12-18 06:32 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    very true.... despite my former statement, I 'm pretty sure they'll nab this fukker soon.....

    they'd have had an easier time with ol Ted had society been armed with f'n security cameras everywhere you f'n look and social media back when Kaczynski ruled the day....

    a person can barely take a shit in public these days without six videos of it poppin' up almost immediately.... (tho u can probably still fly a plane into the pentagon and no one see a video of it)
    Apparently some people had seen someone suspicious in their neighborhood, so they must have some type of description.
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    Cameras everywhere now, they’ll have his pick up in a week
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  12. 03-12-18 07:09 PM #12
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    Dude is delivering packages, 3 already in the Austin area.. 2 blew up and killed people.. I'd be very careful when opening up packages in Austin right now..

    We got a sicko on the loose...
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    many a woman has had my package "blow up" in her face when she handled it even with the greatest of finesse....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Dude is delivering packages, 3 already in the Austin area.. 2 blew up and killed people.. I'd be very careful when opening up packages in Austin right now..

    We got a sicko on the loose...
    Thank you for the breaking news Jibby
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    many a woman has had my package "blow up" in her face when she handled it even with the greatest of finesse....
    LOL good one
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    I think they get them within a few days
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/12/us/te...sts/index.html
    They say in that article not to open packages with wires protruding

    Thanks
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  18. 03-12-18 07:28 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    They say in that article not to open packages with wires protruding

    Thanks
    Is is okay to open a package that is ticking like a clock?
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    Quote Originally Posted by magaman View Post
    Is is okay to open a package that is ticking like a clock?
    IDK article didn't say anything so fine I guess
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  20. 03-12-18 07:30 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    They say in that article not to open packages with wires protruding

    Thanks
    great...now the fukker will "tuck the wires in" and kill 29 more people
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I think they get them within a few days
    i don't know with the police never know they never solved that missy bevers case and they had video of the person walking in the church , donk what's going on that case why isn't it solved
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    Donk
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    Reminds me of the old joke: What do the Unabomber and a 12-year-old girl in Alabama have in common?
    They both get fingered by their brother.
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    Beware of strange packages and abandoned suit cases.. Run Forrest Run!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
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    Why Hilton Head? Strange choice.
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    fuk that, just set some tannerite on the porch and send em flyin' like these hog hunters did:






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    Guy was probably a SBR poster who went broke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Beware of strange packages and abandoned suit cases.. Run Forrest Run!!!

    that's the most exercise that fat bitch has had in years.....

    love it.....

    last time her heart beat that fast was when she shoved an eggplant up her ass while rubbin' one out....
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    Package bombs suck...


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    Whie boy terrorism
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Whie boy terrorism
    im down with that....

    i had my chauffeur roll down the windows so I could toss my jar of grey poupon out the window at some camel jockies walking down the freeway out on I-45 last week on the way to the f'n courthouse
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Whie boy terrorism
    Radical Islam extremist for sure.... They like bombs and randomly killing infidels.. This fits that package...
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    100% it's not a Muslim

    99% it's a racist white republelican that never learned to cope so now he's blowing up darkies

    1% it's Hilary Clinton

    And the whole time the only thought going through his neanderthal head is "MAGA BICHES!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    100% given it's not a Muslim

    99% it's a racist white republelican that never learned to cope so now he's blowing up darkies

    And the whole time the only thought going through his neanderthal head is "MAGA BICHES!"
    Probably the same racist white Republican that was sneaking around that all black town outside of Ferguson setting churches on fire.
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    We'll see, but I think my 99% is right

    But in case you're right, i always have my 1% to fall back on to say "see, I was right"

    Win-Win as long as a package doesn't end up at my doorstep

    But given that I live less than a mile from Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos, I think I'll be fine
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