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    Aussie Posters Skype Chat 2 Hrs

    Chaps see you there

    Gainsford in the House

    #4702

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    I’m here now

    im in Auckland actually....close enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Chaps see you there

    Gainsford in the House

    #4702
    are you still at the aussie open?

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    Skype is open...on with optional and sherry now
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    Yep just connected

    Thanks gold

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    some people are actually dumb enough to fall for this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Skype is open...on with optional and sherry now
    Has been a great chat so far!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    Has been a great chat so far!
    It’s been tremendous!!!

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    Another wonderful GGP showing:

    Great chat.

    Good posters.

    Pants optional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Another wonderful GGP showing:

    Great chat.

    Good posters.

    Pants optional.

    Why were you the only one not wearing pants gummo????

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    I like Aussie's.. I dated an Aussie girl once. Sweet girl.. Much like the Olivia Newton John type.. She was lost living in America and LA though.. Went back home after her Hollywood dreams didn't materialize in LA, Cali... It was tough for her.. I was just a young guy still on the up and up back then at the time.. I had to let her go...

    I miss her today.. Cute blond with the full Aussie ascent.. I also befriended a few very good Aussie surfers friends deep in Mexico during my surfing travels.. A place called Pascuales, Colima, Mexico beach side.. The rip tides and surf was brutal that week when I went with friends.. The Aussie's were the only one wearing helmets though. There wasn't coral like in Aussie land but there were scattered big rocks at the break points.. Probably smart... True story I kid not..

    We all drank beers at night and had a blast on the beach.. Straight up Aussie surfers, the real deals and they were shredding with the helmets and all..

    Just a story I remember when thinking of the Aussies.... Fond memories..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Why were you the only one not wearing pants gummo????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Why were you the only one not wearing pants gummo????
    Ummm... he wasn't the only one. It's bloody hot here today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I like Aussie's.. I dated an Aussie girl once. Sweet girl.. Much like the Olivia Newton John type.. She was lost living in America and LA though.. Went back home after her Hollywood dreams didn't materialize in LA, Cali... It was tough for her.. I was just a young guy still on the up and up back then at the time.. I had to let her go...

    I miss her today.. Cute blond with the full Aussie ascent.. I also befriended a few very good Aussie surfers friends deep in Mexico during my surfing travels.. A place called Pascuales, Colima, Mexico beach side.. The rip tides and surf was brutal that week when I went with friends.. The Aussie's were the only one wearing helmets though. There wasn't coral like in Aussie land but there were scattered big rocks at the break points.. Probably smart... True story I kid not..

    We all drank beers at night and had a blast on the beach.. Straight up Aussie surfers, the real deals and they were shredding with the helmets and all..

    Just a story I remember when thinking of the Aussies.... Fond memories..
    sounds like u got a movie script margot robbie can play your girlfriend hemsworth brothers as surfers who will play the jibby

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I like Aussie's.. I dated an Aussie girl once. Sweet girl.. Much like the Olivia Newton John type.. She was lost living in America and LA though.. Went back home after her Hollywood dreams didn't materialize in LA, Cali... It was tough for her.. I was just a young guy still on the up and up back then at the time.. I had to let her go...
    I miss her today.. Cute blond with the full Aussie ascent.. I also befriended a few very good Aussie surfers friends deep in Mexico during my surfing travels.. A place called Pascuales, Colima, Mexico beach side.. The rip tides and surf was brutal that week when I went with friends.. The Aussie's were the only one wearing helmets though. There wasn't coral like in Aussie land but there were scattered big rocks at the break points.. Probably smart... True story I kid not..

    We all drank beers at night and had a blast on the beach.. Straight up Aussie surfers, the real deals and they were shredding with the helmets and all..

    Just a story I remember when thinking of the Aussies.... Fond memories..
    Aussie women are fighters and tough to live with, also very thick accents that are tough to decipher

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Aussie women are fighters and tough to live with, also very thick accents that are tough to decipher


    Who is the last Aussie woman you've ever been with???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Aussie women are fighters and tough to live with, also very thick accents that are tough to decipher


    I think he has been here after all Shari.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post


    I think he has been here after all Shari.
    He's not off the mark but the closest he's ever been to Aussie ass is when he watched
    C---adile Dun-me. Over and over and over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    He's not off the mark but the closest he's ever been to Aussie ass is when he watched
    C---adile Dun-me. Over and over and over.

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    Almost every girl in Australia has a name of a flower and it is sickening

    I dated a girl named dafadil and of course named after flower . She was from the Darwin Coast .
    If anyone ever lived there not great, pretty but erratic weather and people.
    I did not like her family either and all a bunch of gamblers that loved machines and cards. I swear she even talked like a fukkin flower and boring like one. The relationship lasted 8 months and then left , stopped in Sydney for 1 week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Almost every girl in Australia has a name of a flower and it is sickening

    I dated a girl named dafadil and of course named after flower . She was from the Darwin Coast .
    If anyone ever lived there not great, pretty but erratic weather and people.
    I did not like her family either and all a bunch of gamblers that loved machines and cards. I swear she even talked like a fukkin flower and boring like one. The relationship lasted 8 months and then left , stopped in Sydney for 1 week.
    post one picture of you in australia and i will give you betpoints for a month

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    JJ I don't believe you on this one

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    He not taken his meds today

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    post one picture of you in australia and i will give you betpoints for a month
    No hope. The fact he said "Darwin Coast" is a dead giveaway that he's never been anywhere close to here. RIP Dafadil

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    Aussie girls are more interesting and hotter than Brits/American girls because they have a foxy accent, are way more tanned and more in shape generally plus they are trained to fight snakes and spiders. Brit accent is hot too but comes a little too posh while Aussies are more bewildering.

    I have only met one Aussie girl at a party at a hostel, blonde and cute as a button... She had a bf, i tried and failed.

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    So Darwin is not on water?

    Lol so I was not at Mindil Beach????????

    We uses to smoke pot with the surfers and water boarders all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    So Darwin is not on water?

    Lol so I was not at Mindil Beach????????

    We uses to smoke pot with the surfers and water boarders all the time
    Mate, Mindil Beach is not the bloody "Darwin Coast". It's friggen Darwin for fukk sake

    I swear to God if you ever get a proper passport and get here your mind will be blown. Legal brothels too so you're sorted that way Horseshoe Head!! xo

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    So Shari your saying there is no water in Darwin??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    So Shari your saying there is no water in Darwin??
    I'm saying no one says they're from the "Darwin Coast" you jackalope!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Mate, Mindil Beach is not the bloody "Darwin Coast". It's friggen Darwin for fukk sake

    I swear to God if you ever get a proper passport and get here your mind will be blown. Legal brothels too so you're sorted that way Horseshoe Head!! xo


    how many blue pills JJ need to get it up?

    2.5 over -140 is the line

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    I won the thread

    I am not from there so we call it The Darwin Coast

    NJ Beaches called the coast, Aussies very very strange people

    Every place I use to go the music was from the 70's and 80's and still is

    It seems they are decades behind in certain areas

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Aussie girls are more interesting and hotter than Brits/American girls because they have a foxy accent, are way more tanned and more in shape generally plus they are trained to fight snakes and spiders. Brit accent is hot too but comes a little too posh while Aussies are more bewildering.

    I have only met one Aussie girl at a party at a hostel, blonde and cute as a button... She had a bf, i tried and failed.
    Aussie girls much more appealing then Brit girls.. I agree..

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    Brits better in bed though

    Aussies basically boring as paint drying

    We called those girls paint dryers actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Brits better in bed though

    Aussies basically boring as paint drying

    We called those girls paint dryers actually
    JJ is an Aussie hater I see.. Lol..

    Aussies are fun and like to drink beer... I got no problem with that.. Aussie's are welcome to my world...


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