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    Mr KLC
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    Lonzo Ball Going To Be A Daddy

    Looks like Lonzo Ball is about to become a dad! The NBA player’s longtime GF, Denise Garcia, is pregnant.

    Lonzo Ball, 20, and his girlfriend Denise Garcia are expecting, according to TMZ! The b-baller, who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, and Denise have been an item since high school. Although sources for the publication have confirmed Denise is in fact pregnant, the sex of the baby is unknown at this point. Denise is apparently already four months along though!

    “From the very first moment I saw him I knew he was special. Without knowing his name or watching him play, all I cared about was that fact that he caught my eye and had my attention,” Denise captioned a photo of her and Lonzo. “As impossible as it may seem, the Zo I know off the court is more incredible than who he is on the court. Personally, it will always be that way. Being by his side through it all, has been a blessing in itself. It brings me so much happiness to watch him do what he loves and no one deserves this opportunity more than he does. Congrats on this accomplishment, but we know you ain’t done yet. It’s time to takeover this next level and I’m ready to support you along the way💜💛.”


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    It must of slipped out the pooper and accidentally went vag

    It happens

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    Probably Lavar’s kid
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    Who gives a fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Probably Lavar’s kid
    Or Jello's.

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    They're going to need all the help they can get.


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    what a fukkin sucker

    This is the 1st of 10

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    Maybe the kid can hit a shot

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    Guess that girl hit the lottery

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    Quote Originally Posted by ikid2groove415 View Post
    Guess that girl hit the lottery
    Needs to be well paid to put up with that nutjob family...

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    Kids having kids..

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    Lonzo Ball is living proof that money can get you fine women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRIT View Post
    Lonzo Ball is living proof that money can get you fine gold digger.
    Fixed..

    Women seek security too.. Good score and got knocked up.. Like hitting the winning lotto ticket..

    I hope I'm wrong and it lasts though.. If not and he leaves her, she gets 10 gees minimum a month for many years with his child.. (child support) Never has to work again..
    Last edited by JIBBBY; 02-13-18 at 11:27 PM.

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    Just another custody battle on the horizon. Nothing new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Looks like Lonzo Ball is about to become a dad! The NBA player’s longtime GF, Denise Garcia, is pregnant.

    Lonzo Ball, 20, and his girlfriend Denise Garcia are expecting, according to TMZ! The b-baller, who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, and Denise have been an item since high school. Although sources for the publication have confirmed Denise is in fact pregnant, the sex of the baby is unknown at this point. Denise is apparently already four months along though!

    “From the very first moment I saw him I knew he was special. Without knowing his name or watching him play, all I cared about was that fact that he caught my eye and had my attention,” Denise captioned a photo of her and Lonzo. “As impossible as it may seem, the Zo I know off the court is more incredible than who he is on the court. Personally, it will always be that way. Being by his side through it all, has been a blessing in itself. It brings me so much happiness to watch him do what he loves and no one deserves this opportunity more than he does. Congrats on this accomplishment, but we know you ain’t done yet. It’s time to takeover this next level and I’m ready to support you along the way����.”
    BS, the dude has always suffered from pizza face

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    Kardashians part II.

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    I was watching Ink Master tonight, and during a commercial break, they should a preview of that LL Cool J lip sync show, and Lonzo and his wacky dad are going to be on it competing against each other.

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    This chick is going to take his career to the cleaners.

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    She trapped him

    He is fukked

    Dumb fukkin 20 year old, nobody has business being parent at 20

    trash

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    hope she enjoys living in latvia. cause his ass will end up there within a year with his two dumbfuck brothers and monkey of a father.

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    What a dumbass.

    Did nobody learn anything from Derek Jeter?

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    Welp, hopefully he doesn't ask his dad for any parenting tips.

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    This won't end well

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    Why do these guys do this to themselves?!! Looking at you Tiger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A4K View Post
    Why do these guys do this to themselves?!! Looking at you Tiger.
    dumb zero IQ..he will have 5 more with 5 different womem

    American Trash

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    I believe Shawn Kemp had like 14 kids wth 13 different women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    I believe Shawn Kemp had like 14 kids wth 13 different women!
    Don't forget Antonio Cromartie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    I believe Shawn Kemp had like 14 kids wth 13 different women!
    Lonzo is going challenge that !! He’s not even 21

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    his father has to be fuming

    now she already has stake to his money

    what a dummy

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    Dwight has 5 kids with 5 different women.. Child support has been a killer for him.....

    He admits he was irresponsible... Sounds like Lonzo is following in Dwight Howards foot steps..


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    If I was an NBA player, I'd be slipping my boo some birth control in her wine.....every penetrating day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Dwight has 5 kids with 5 different women.. Child support has been a killer for him.....

    He admits he was irresponsible... Sounds like Lonzo is following in Dwight Howards foot steps..

    Not irresponsible !! He’s just simply dumb and getting hustle

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    How hard is it to pull out or wear a Jimmy?

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    congratulations to the happy couple.


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    Well he just made his first stupid mistake of his life

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