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    Concussion talk.... How soon til female athletes join the gravy train.....

    from the looks of it..... these babes should be first in line:












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    Lol
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    Where do you get your material?
    Genius

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    Love this

    Hard as a rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Lol
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    this league clearly focusing on whether the scrunch back bottoms are small enough and that the shoulder pads allow for ample "underboob" to show, with little care about stupid rules such as "targeting" or "leading with the head"......

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    do like that the league has no personal fouls for excessive celebration:


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    Damn
    I’d pay to see some of this action

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    i doubt ol' teabagged skittle boy.......





    would have a problem with this babe draggin' her wares across his face after stuffing him in the hole.....





    he's be screamin' "drop down and get your Eagle on" instead of being beside himself.....

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    Chicks aren't wearing much padding either.. This might be the real deal to watch when it comes to football ...

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    with the nfl turning into the no hit league, we may all have to turn to panty clad babes to see any real hits.....

    world's gone crazy.....

    i have to say this.... fukkin' even the time out breaks and water girls comin' on to the field to give the players water is better than watching anything that fahg aaron rodgers has done all f'n season.....





    edit: after watchin' an hourt of this shit I finally realized how they get the significant underboob to show..... they just turned the f'n shoulder pads around backwards.....

    fuk designing new equipment, they rationalized, we can just put the shit on these expendable hos backwards and run em out there..... fuk their safety!!!!!!
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    i feel like this thread is going well

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    i feel like this thread is going well
    not as well as things are going with your avatar, I must say......

    just got a text from her

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    she has a purdy mouth

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    thread top 5 in 2018
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    she has a purdy mouth
    nothing compared to her....well... you know.... but I don't talk crudely about my harem members.... uh,... I mean, uh, "diggity's girl".....

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    fuk I want to sneak in as a babe and play a fukkin' quarter or two in this f'n awesome league:


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    Give us a winner

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    JJ, i'm on a two team parlay, charlotte hurricanes ml and okc -1 1/2....

    now, back to what's important....

    any chance I can switch kahks with you next month when the lingerie bowl is played? no way in hell I can hide my f'n schwantz in those little scrunch back bikini bottoms when I try and sneak on the field....

    yours, on the other hand.... well.... I'll pass right through security with ease......

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    c'mon doubt those chicks had much of a brain to begin with


    they pay for less than minimum wage, objectify themselves, subject themselves to possible catastrophic injury

    got no union, no medical benefits

    Hoes.....how smart is that?

    at least NFL players have some upside
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    c'mon doubt those chicks had much of a brain to begin with

    they pay for less than minimum wage, objectify themselves, subject themselves to possible catastrophic injury

    got no union, no medical benefits

    Hoes

    at least NFL players have some upside
    awesome points....

    hell, with some of these air heads, a good case of chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) might actually improve their mental capacity


    as far as medical benefits... fuk it, who needs them when you have this:





    on field cervical deep tissue massages are ahead of their time..... I don't see these level of care/treatment in the nfl.....

    (except for the marshawn lynch teabaggin' incident)



    got a cramp, fuk it, let a teammate twerk it away!!!!!
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    fuk, JJ, let's get tickets quick... on me, front row, fifty yard line.....

    we can make videos the whole f'n game, get blasted, and bury the hatchet once and for all..... or at least bury our hatchets in some of the players bungs......

    this league is incredible!!!!




    I've never demanded that my driver get me to the stadium for player warm ups, but I sure as hell will this time if we make the game:





    we may need to study up a bit on their game.... for example, I have no idea of that's the proper way for a player to "warm up" her prior to takin' the kickoff.....

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    i've found my favorite team....

    now I just have to find out what the fuk the team's name is and where the fuk they're located:







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    JJ, that didn't take long....

    we're headed to the windy city (not the actual windy city, corpus christi, where I grew up), but rather chicago.....

    I'll get the Bliss team gear.....

    you better either lay off Mayela's cookin' or start roiding the fuk up big time.....

    that shirtless video with all your flab tells me your fat ass cheeks are gonna look like a literal night mare -- hangin' out like a couple of flappy bobbywaves hhh-cups, but attached to your ass -- when we roll into the stadium sporting only our Bliss scrunch backs and cut off T's.....


    my ass, on the other hand.....

    well, we've all seen that.....

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    My shirtless videos are a sign of strength

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    My shirtless videos are a sign of strength
    well, in your defense, many a woman has made a nice, care-free living off a large, healthy set of .....




    WOMAN....



    again, WOMAN, you dumbass.......
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    dayum..... ttwarrior would cream himself if jerry jones made his players do f'n promos like these:






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    In all these gifs the black chicks are roughing up the white chicks.. This is prejudice!!! .. Poor little white barbies...

    I still prefer the less violent more feminine Cheer leaders of football... I don't need to get beat up in the bed... Soft woman please...


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    some good gifs

    love the chains

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    These chicks lower the boom...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    holy shit!!!!! i just clicked through this quickly do to time constraints, but i swear I saw The Juice on the sideline coaching this whores with an "M" on his cap......

    f'n talk about a dangerous sport..... f'n get creamed on the field by some dyke in panties late in the forth quarter, then have a convicted felon who killed two people in one night after your ass with a filet knife in the post game lockerroom if you dropped a f'n pass.....

    on a side note, one of the idiot announcers called one babe a "rob gronkwowski".....

    dude needs his f'n glasses checked.....

    all the gratuitous "ass cheeks hangin' while runnning shots" a teenager needs to satisfy his jerkoff needs for a year or more in one f'n game.....

    where was this shit when I was hammering away to black and white still shots of women's underwear in the Sear's yearly catalog????

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