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    MinnesotaFats
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    Oceans 8- all female?

    Eh.... here's one movie ticket I won't be buying.

    Sorry Kate Blanchet, Sandra Bullock.

    Women ruin everything.

    If they wanted more female air time for the franchise they could show more erotic scenes or sexy cops (Zeta Jones).

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    Takes them 2 hours to prepare. They show up late. Plan foiled
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    I've only seen the original ocean's eleven with sinatra but lol...country is out of it's mind with this nonsense

    How much did the ghostbusters movie lose?

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    ^new star wars sucks too. Director/writer is an admitted feminist with an admitted feminist film agenda and it shows in the movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Takes them 2 hours to prepare. They show up late. Plan foiled
    lol
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    I like the series but wont be watching this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    I've only seen the original ocean's eleven with sinatra but lol...country is out of it's mind with this nonsense

    How much did the ghostbusters movie lose?



    You beat me to it about the female version of Ghostbusters.

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    I can only imagine how you guys look

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    wtf does that even mean? fukkin fruitcake

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Eh.... here's one movie ticket I won't be buying.

    Sorry Kate Blanchet, Sandra Bullock.

    Women ruin everything.

    If they wanted more female air time for the franchise they could show more erotic scenes or sexy cops (Zeta Jones).
    jesus, those old hoes????

    what's the plot line? have them sitting in front of old style slot machines that you drop quarters in, burning marlboro red heater after heater, hooked up to an oxygen tank, yet their quarters are tied to a string so they can pull them back out after each spin, thus "bilking" the casinos out of a few hundred bucks?

    riveting.....

    or perhaps they all pose as old washed up hookers workin the lowly, scuzzy off-strip casinos, with JJ as their pimp? rollin' johns?

    I can see it now, JJ becomes a star and the phrase he yells as he and the old hoes scurry down the back ally with some poor schmuck's wallet becomes a national hit catch phrase!!!! "Diggity Daggity Do!!! Diggity Daggity Do!!! Diggity Daggity Do!!!!!

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    Damon had a cameo. Now, B/C of his interview regarding "not all sexual misconduct is the same, right?"
    over 18,000 douchebags had signed a petition to ban his spot.

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    if there's one thing douchebags are pathetically against, it's logic and common sense

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    Tough chick movies are usually terrible but kill bill was pretty cool

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    Sandra Bullock sucks in anything

    Same with Julia Roberts

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    I once made sandy do a double take as i came back to my office from court one day (she owned the historic building at 500 w. sixth st in austin and was effectively my landlord), so I have a hard spot for her.....

    but this is still the only work of hers I can really stomach:




    if ocean's 8 just had nothing but 1 1/2 hrs of babes rollin' into my 32nd floor suite at Mandaly Bay lookin' like this, I'd watch it 30 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Sandra Bullock sucks in anything

    Same with Julia Roberts

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    I wonder how many dudes Bullock fukked while working with other actors shooting a movie? Seems like the perfect fukk piece for stress relief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I wonder how many dudes Bullock fukked while working with other actors shooting a movie? Seems like the perfect fukk piece for stress relief.

    she and one of her friends listened to me bangin' the shit out of my then-wife in my office in her building; her dad, who was the property manager, had an office directly above mine, and they were laffing at all the shrieking my wife was doing.... as I'd seen her mitsubishi montero in the small parkking lot out back when my wife and I pulled in (after hours, after a happy hour on my b-day), I knew sandy was up there, and once I could hear her and her friend snickering, I turned it to high and really put on a f'n show.....

    she knew it was me due to the office location, and never looked at me the same way again....

    if I hadn't been true to my marital vows, i could've banged the shit out of her.....
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    I want to see a sequel to Charlie's Angles: Charlize's Devils.

    Starring Charlize Theron

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    bullock was great in "the net"

    a movie ahead of its time

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Sandra Bullock sucks in anything

    Same with Julia Roberts

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    I've never understood the fascination with Julia Roberts.

    I like her niece Emma Roberts though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    I've never understood the fascination with Julia Roberts.

    I like her niece Emma Roberts though.
    MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i read the first sentence and was gonna follow up with the 2nd

    I'm super retarded at pop culture shit so have to ask my friend who people are when i notice someone, was watching some movie on comedy central one day and told him i'm in love with this girl...to my surprise he knows wtf i'm talking about, "that's juilia roberts' niece"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    I've never understood the fascination with Julia Roberts.

    I like her niece Emma Roberts though.
    It's because she played a whore in Pretty Woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    It's because she played a whore in Pretty Woman.
    bingo

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I can only imagine how you guys look
    meanwhile, this cuck is getting lol'd at by his gf fukkin a guy like me and the rest of humanity that's not a huge dork

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Eh.... here's one movie ticket I won't be buying.

    Sorry Kate Blanchet, Sandra Bullock.

    Women ruin everything.

    If they wanted more female air time for the franchise they could show more erotic scenes or sexy cops (Zeta Jones).
    <-----

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    1 was enough for me

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    It will flop and we will laugh

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