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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    since you made this post i have had 3 guys offering their girlfriend

    greaser offered wife

    donk offered me Viagra

    i cannot make this thread as it would be biased
    rudy, you dumbass, this "offering you wives and girlfriends" is nothing to brag about...... as most swinger's know, if the GUY is offering their wife, it means the offeree (that being you, the guy receiving the offer) is someone the offering guy is comfortable with having his wife nail.....

    and everyone knows the only time a GUY is comfortable with offering his women to some idiot, it means the idiot (you in this case) has a tiny f'n kahk that can never measure up to the offering guy's junk -- thus the offering guy is not worried about you and your short f'n pathetic kahk, and perceives you as no threat of "stealing his wife" or outperforming him in bed......


    NOW, WITH ME ON THE OTHER HAND..... the WOMEN made the choice of me, and the guy's were totally uncomfortable with it, and usually even mentioned it, or at least the fact that they'd "never seen her come like that" or "come that much"....

    so, rudy, the short dikked p o s that you are, I guess you are more like jj gold than we ever imagined......

    truly fukkin' pathetic, and without JJ's dunce-like charm.....

    man u suck..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    rudy, you dumbass, this "offering you wives and girlfriends" is nothing to brag about...... as most swinger's know, if the GUY is offering their wife, it means the offeree (that being you, the guy receiving the offer) is someone the offering guy is comfortable with having his wife nail.....

    and everyone knows the only time a GUY is comfortable with offering his women to some idiot, it means the idiot (you in this case) has a tiny f'n kahk that can never measure up to the offering guy's junk -- thus the offering guy is not worried about you and your short f'n pathetic kahk, and perceives you as no threat of "stealing his wife" or outperforming him in bed......


    NOW, WITH ME ON THE OTHER HAND..... the WOMEN made the choice of me, and the guy's were totally uncomfortable with it, and usually even mentioned it, or at least the fact that they'd "never seen her come like that" or "come that much"....

    so, rudy, the short dikked p o s that you are, I guess you are more like jj gold than we ever imagined......

    truly fukkin' pathetic, and without JJ's dunce-like charm.....

    man u suck..........
    I'm not here to read essays

    PASS

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    jibby, post something gambling related, then i will care

    ive been waiting 8 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    I'm not here to read essays

    PASS
    just have your trainer, lanflisi, throw the f'n towel in before I completely obliterate you in this thread......

    seriously, you really need them to get me off your clown ass at this point.....


    and, that "essay" as you call it is designed to help you quit making such a goddam fool of yourself.....

    take the time and read it, fukhead....

    like you said, you've already been sitting around here like a total f'n dumbass waiting for 8 years.....

    you obviously do have the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    just have your trainer, lanflisi, throw the f'n towel in before I completely obliterate you in this thread......

    seriously, you really need them to get me off your clown ass at this point.....
    you are without a doubt one of the most useless posters ive ever seen

    have you ever posted a play?

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    page 10

    Rudy still going strong arguing with losers and useless

    You would think someone so smart would spend his time better... capping and shitt

    Nope, not Rudy, he is the last one to open the book but all he gets are straight A+'s

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    page 10

    Rudy still going strong arguing with losers and useless

    You would think someone so smart would spend his time better... capping and shitt

    Nope, not Rudy, he is the last one to open the book but all he gets are straight A+'s
    you want to bet i had a full scholarship to a division 1 school................and completed my diploma there

    no you don't

    you want to make a name for yourself at sbr because wheatgrass pointed you here

    fukk off clown

    you cant even go pro

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    i would also bet i own a mother fukkin golf course

    ofcourse I'm not sending documents on it

    so oh well, you can laugh at it instead

    but its true

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    you want to bet i had a full scholarship to a division 1 school................and completed my diploma there

    no you don't

    you want to make a name for yourself at sbr because wheatgrass pointed you here

    fukk off clown

    you cant even go pro
    but thats what I said

    if you decided it was sarcasm thats your cross to bare

    best fortune in the wars to come!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    i would also bet i own a mother fukkin golf course

    ofcourse I'm not sending documents on it

    so oh well, you can laugh at it instead

    but its true
    yah, but does this shit really count as a full course?




    rudy, just get the fuk outta here already......

    as clyde drexler put it, owning you in a thread is "like clubbin' baby seals"............

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    ^^^^

    clearly, rudy's fukkin' kid, seen above playin rudy's "signature course," is as retar-ded as rudy himself, or at least color blind, as he's f'n hitting the wrong colored balls i the color-marked holes.....

    f'n-a rudy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yah, but does this shit really count as a full course?




    rudy, just get the fuk outta here already......

    as clyde drexler put it, owning you in a thread is "like clubbin' baby seals"............
    past your bed time social security brah

    let real men talk business

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    past your bed time social security brah

    let real men talk business
    keep trying to get out......

    I'll be awake long after you piss yourself after passing out prematurely and spill yet another beer in your lap....

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    You guys have too much time on your hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You guys have too much time on your hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    for as long as you have been here

    you could have paid iag back working at mcdonalds

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    reported

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    at first i cared

    but when only losers checked in on steves side, i do not

    now, i do still love exposing jakepeavy

    but everyone knows stevek is a loser

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    everyone else is trying to make a name for themselves so not worth my time

    when they make threads posting plays...and winning

    then ill say hey good job bro

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    you gonna come play 2/4 or what?

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    10 pages.

    You did it, Rudy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    10 pages.

    You did it, Rudy.
    when don't i do it??

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    Checking out

    Rudy invited me to play golf even though I’m not very good.

    We are cool now.

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    america redux...This never fails to crack me up!! .



    edit: Hey Auto Donk deleted the Vagina foto.
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    Rudy, is this your Elite 5?

    Brooks85
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    .




    Was I close?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Checking out

    Rudy invited me to play golf even though I’m not very good.

    We are cool now.
    GReaser dont do it.

    ... IS A TRAP

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    Just type "#teamrudy" & everything will be fine...


    Type anything else, and Rudy may instantly end your SBR posting career

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    which thread are we going to use to bring Rudy back?

    I`m not going to fukk with him (other than bumping this thread)!

    just wondering?

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    Seaweed told me that he's posting at some Powerball forum.
    He's made friends with The Giant over there.
    I wish him luck no matter where he goes.
    He should have made a golfing video!

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    wow

    yeah I guess I wish him well as well

    as long as he ain't here

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