1. 12-14-17 08:27 AM #1
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    Aaron Rodgers Beard has moved on and is pursuing.... duh... WOMEN!

    homosexual packers qb aaron rodgers has attempted to avoid coming out of the closet (and the damning evidence put out by his former lover kevin lanflisi about their relationship) for years by dating a series of lesbians who, for their own reasons, also wanted to avoid being labeled as dykes....

    olivia munn was rodger's latest beard, serving in that role for about three years.... eventually, that paper thin relationship (mutually beneficial "arrangement" is a more accurate term) ended, as it became more and more apparent what it truly was.....

    well, any doubt about Munn's true feelings and sexuality has now been laid to rest, as she and her lesbian lover are now frolicking all over Hawaii together, with no sign of kahk in sight.....

    seen here, the two lipstick lesbians:




    like to be sanwiched in between those two and given the task to "bring em back" to the "good side".....
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  2. 12-14-17 08:30 AM #2
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    He ia gay
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  3. 12-14-17 08:34 AM #3
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    holy shit.... so is she but damn I love her and her woman.....

    I'd go straight up fukkin' harvey weinstein on these two (photo from recent hawaii trip, as well):




    shit, so long as we're gawking at these two dykes, might as well go "diggity" and ask which you'd prefer to try and convert back to kahk, right or left?????

    I'm goin left (Munn, I think) as I want to add yet another celebrity to my sexual resume.....
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  4. 12-14-17 08:40 AM #4
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    A big ole left for me....right seems to be on her way to the cottage cheese factory.

    What exactly has she done since "Newsroom"??
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    i don't know if there are any packers fans on this site (I don't recall ever seeing any or hearing anything of significance from any), but was curious as to whether they feel uneasy about his lifestyle and sexual preferences.....

    and before anyone (bigdofa or whatever the hell your name is, and others like him) slams me for allegedly being homophobic, know that i don't give a shit about it, but wonder how it feels to idolize a gay man....

    for the record, I didn't give a fuk that earnest givens played the meat flute and swallowed the music, so long as he helped make the run n shoot click.... I did have a problem, however, with wife beater warren moon.....
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    AND, before anyone attacks JJ for being homophobic in light of him always jumping on board to slam rodgers (rogers, as he calls him), just know this: everytime I arrive just after JJ has fled his hotel, or rented room, or wherever my investigators last had him before I just miss him, this NFL Films video is always on the pay per view in the room:




    followed immediately by this one:





    and of course that one is followed by this one:





    and the f'n remote is always covered in f'n hand lotion or butter flavored Crisco....
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  7. 12-14-17 09:02 AM #7
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    Auto Donk for Poster of the Year.

    Tell a friend.
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  8. 12-14-17 09:53 AM #8
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    ^^^^
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  9. 12-14-17 10:32 AM #9
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    Donker I want to bang them BOTH.

    The girls, not Aaron.
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  10. 12-14-17 10:34 AM #10
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    Odom hacked Donk's acct
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    Lipstick lesbos don't exist

    hot (normal) women like men
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    Donker on fire
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  13. 12-14-17 10:46 AM #13
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    ttwarrior pm'd me; asking if I can set him up with michael sam or jakeem grant.....
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  14. 12-14-17 10:48 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Donker on fire
    I'm out, as I am every year at this time during the Holidays, buying the Donk Family Christmas Ho....

    how in the fuk does sbr have iphone like "location services" and how the hell do I turn them off?


    what the hell, first it said "donker posting from a brothel".... damn sbr editing....
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  15. 12-14-17 11:00 AM #15
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    Guys throw sausages at Rodgers and he loves it on the sidelines
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  17. 12-14-17 11:21 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys throw sausages at Rodgers and he loves it on the sidelines
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  18. 12-14-17 11:28 AM #18
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    not many know this fact, but rodgers finished a close second to this guy last month while taking time off for his injury:




    he may be a Gay, but rogers is always a helluva competitor.....
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  20. 12-14-17 11:46 AM #20
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    JJ knows all about beards
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  21. 12-14-17 12:01 PM #21
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    one of the best to ever play the quarterback position might be gay


    must really bother conservatives, mostly because many of them are in the closet still
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  22. 12-14-17 12:06 PM #22
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    We like Rodgers

    We like all people
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  23. 12-14-17 12:07 PM #23
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    Who cares.
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  24. 12-14-17 12:12 PM #24
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  25. 12-14-17 01:18 PM #25
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    is that butt in autodonks avatar really a dudes butt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    is that butt in autodonks avatar really a dudes butt?
    if it is, it just shows I'm not homophobic..... and, like rodgers, prefer smooth asses on my women and/or men that have asses like women's asses......

    but, unlike rodgers, I don't prefer them to have heads so small they look like they were shrunken during some sort of tribal ritual:

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    that is a small head.......but thats all the rodgers could get at the time. he had to settle for anything he could find that was in his inner circle
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    that is a small head.......but thats all the rodgers could get at the time. he had to settle for anything he could find that was in his inner circle
    and then the little munchkin-headed homo shook him down for a year's salary to keep it on the down-low and not out him via twitter or whatever.....

    i actually feel bad for rodgers.....

    wait a minute, fuk him.....
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    i dont really feel bad for rodgers. he seems pretty happy in the semi-closet

    imagine if he started the play real bad for an extended period of time however. they would boo him in a second and it would get nasty
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    He could be Richard Simmons for all I care, just cover the +3 this week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    He could be Richard Simmons for all I care, just cover the +3 this week.
    speakin' of ol richard..... funny you should mention him, as I came across these earlier.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    homosexual packers qb aaron rodgers has attempted to avoid coming out of the closet (and the damning evidence put out by his former lover kevin lanflisi about their relationship) for years by dating a series of lesbians who, for their own reasons, also wanted to avoid being labeled as dykes....

    olivia munn was rodger's latest beard, serving in that role for about three years.... eventually, that paper thin relationship (mutually beneficial "arrangement" is a more accurate term) ended, as it became more and more apparent what it truly was.....

    well, any doubt about Munn's true feelings and sexuality has now been laid to rest, as she and her lesbian lover are now frolicking all over Hawaii together, with no sign of kahk in sight.....

    seen here, the two lipstick lesbians:




    like to be sanwiched in between those two and given the task to "bring em back" to the "good side".....
    Girl on the left has a nice rack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Girl on the left has a nice rack.
    munn has my taste in women for sure.....
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    Jesus what a shit thread. Saloon this crap.
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