1. 12-08-17 07:23 AM #1
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    SNOW in DonkLand, Message to JJ, and NBA Donk Play of the Day!!!!

    first things first, 3-4" of Snow in DonkLand!!!!

    second, special "snow message" to JJ:




    third:

    "exotic" bud producing plants on DonkLand Grounds not fairing well under snowy conditions (and the pool side basketball goal will see no action today):





    and lastly:

    san antonio spurs -1; load up; they own boston at home tonight
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  2. 12-08-17 07:30 AM #2
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    Make a video shoveling
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  3. 12-08-17 07:39 AM #3
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    THIS IS TEXAS; i just show my nuts to the snow and it melts.....

    not enough to need shovelling; i gotta drive to court in this shit in a few minutes.....

    a 40 min drive is about to be two hours, JJ....

    call me, i'll have some time to kill.....
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  4. 12-08-17 07:52 AM #4
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    neighbors are starting to stop and take photos/vidoes of the huge "JJ Gold sux dick!!!" I'm trying to complete across the front lawn using my john deere lawn tractor....

    almost slid into the south bayou on the edge of the property it's so f'n slick out here.....

    now a cop is lookin' at it.....

    may be time to get the fuk outta here and head to court.....
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  5. 12-08-17 08:11 AM #5
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    I am off to walk

    Athletic and hung Son looking for pussy 24 hrs a day

    Spurs look solid
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  6. 12-08-17 08:36 AM #6
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    Why you going to court? Jury duty
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  7. 12-08-17 08:45 AM #7
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    Rare for you guys to get snow down there. I remember two years ago I was on us79 around Carthage,tx and it was snowing. People were going nuts. Lol.
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  8. 12-08-17 12:27 PM #8
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    Houston a flood zone

    Get out
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  9. 12-08-17 03:24 PM #9
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    client had a .386 bac level and somehow still managed to perform a walk n turn field sobriety test.... usually anything above .28 they are laid the fuk out.....

    .38 near death.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    client had a .386 bac level and somehow still managed to perform a walk n turn field sobriety test.... usually anything above .28 they are laid the fuk out.....

    .38 near death.....

    impressive. i had a .32 and i was rushed to the hospital dont remember a thing
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    judge admonished her on her "drinking problem"..... she's a 26 yr old bartender.....

    highest bac of a defendant i repped was .295 before this; and his video showed him standing straight as an arrow arguing with the cops at the scene....

    anything over .3 you should be passed the fuk out
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    i stopped drinking shortly after that

    not worth it. plus you get a terrible nights sleep
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  13. 12-08-17 05:32 PM #13
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    Where did you find -1?
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    There is snow all over the south will be getting some tomorrow I’ll report on it
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  15. 12-08-17 06:19 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Where did you find -1?
    Doesn't matter. Boston is going to win
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Where did you find -1?
    even sbr early this morning....
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  17. 12-08-17 06:51 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Doesn't matter. Boston is going to win
    Well you know that I know that but -1 seemed like a line for a line shopper so I thought I would ask.
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