DONKLAND ROAD SHOW: Connecticut tomorrow thru sunday.....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 11-30-17, 04:54 PM

JJ, try the steak. It's a steal at only $170.

**Auto Donk** · 11-30-17, 05:09 PM

just had a couple of guinesses at McKinnon's irish pub in downtown hartford....

beggars, panhandlers, tweekers in no short supply..... one tweeker offered to blow me for five bucks....

made me think of JJ....

**jjgold** · 11-30-17, 05:14 PM

No sign of him at casino

**PittsburghPlayer** · 11-30-17, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

baggage claim no. 3, assmunch.....
here waiting

the directory read baggage claim 5

did you see the television cameras and the dogs?

DunkinFukkinDoughnuts straight ahead as you were riding the escalator down to baggage claim?

some asshole in a long leather coat and black shoes?

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 11-30-17, 07:51 PM

Sounds like The 3 Stooges have re-united.

**jjgold** · 11-30-17, 07:54 PM

Nobody met

**Shute** · 11-30-17, 07:55 PM

Donk
I can I help you to the room
Do you need a hand?

**survive** · 11-30-17, 08:19 PM

Hartford is a dump. Go to West Hartford

**PittsburghPlayer** · 12-01-17, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Nobody met

ask me if you want to know the real reason why

I was there and it has nothing to do with pro, non pro ...

more to do with the television cameras that were there in front of the Dunkin Doughnuts
as you leave the gate area at BDL - Hartford CT.

google it, I write nothing but fact and bullshit here
this happens to be FACT

**jjgold** · 12-01-17, 06:22 AM

I was at Mohegan sun not any airport and there was no sighting of the man from Houston

**PittsburghPlayer** · 12-01-17, 06:33 AM

he is in custody

**jjgold** · 12-01-17, 06:47 AM

Lol

Unreal

**sweep** · 12-01-17, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

JJ, I may just be close enough to come beat your ass......

you better start makin' excuses not to meet me now.....

anyone else with any ideas.... my wife has us moving to some casino in the state for the weekend.... Mohegan Sun, I think.....

tips/pointers appreciated.....

Bring booze with you for the room....stayed at Foxwoods a few years ago and they stop serving alcohol at 1am, the whole fukking property, no alcohol after 1am. My mini-bar tab for the room was almost a grand, the staff couldnt stock it fast enough. They also reneged on my 4-day comped room at the end of my stay sighting "sorry, we dont comp winners". The only reason I even won was cause I hit a trifecta on the Derby. Fukk that place

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-01-17, 08:40 AM

have fun and good luck, donk!

Which slot machines are on the docket today?

**jjgold** · 12-01-17, 08:56 AM

No action here I’m leaving

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**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 09:22 AM

jj where you at?

I'm gonna donkey punch you from behind once I get your coordinates.....

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 09:26 AM

just gave JJ's photo to head of casino security, said he stole my slot ticket out of a kitty glitter machine as I was trying to go weinstein on a hot waitress.... they are searching the premises via eye in the sky for the bald one.....

no sign of him yet....

**jjgold** · 12-01-17, 09:33 AM

You never got down to Mohegan

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 09:35 AM

last night I dined at the blind pig and caught a reggae concert next door.....

now I'm with security lookin' for your ass, they have an APB to seize you..... come to security now, bitch.....

come heavy

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 09:41 AM

any one who has JJ's cell number, pm me with it and I'll give you all my betpoints....

this ends this weekend, I'm takin' him out....

his only chance is to pay ransom for his own hide....

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 12-01-17, 09:42 AM

This whole thing reminds me of Evil Kneivel attempting to jump the Snake River. A lotta hype! Very little actual entertainment.

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 12-01-17, 09:46 AM

It feels like one of those Monday Night Raw matches where nobody is really even wrestling, just hyping some other more-expensive event further down the road.

3 guys talking about airport carousels and Casino slot machines without even a single photo. For all we know, you guys could all be down in Costa Rica doing lines with Brenner and Loshak.

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd

It feels like one of those Monday Night Raw matches where nobody is really even wrestling, just hyping some other more-expensive event further down the road.

3 guys talking about airport carousels and Casino slot machines without even a single photo. For all we know, you guys could all be down in Costa Rica doing lines with Brenner and Loshak.

that would be more fun than renting a car to drive to jersey to beat up a phony has-been gambling site mascot....

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 10:13 AM

ran into bret michaels.....

asked him if he still has that "Daisy" babe's number.....

may let the wife tee off on her tonight with her strapon......

if I can get a noose around JJ's neck by then, and keep the local injuns from scalping him, I'll direct the wife to go from Daisy's back door to JJ's loud mouthed pie hole.....

that will be an "ass to mouth" video I post regardless of the consequences....

JJ, tell us how her ass taste!!!!!

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 12-01-17, 10:48 AM

Now that would be a video!

I don't know what you mean by 'has-been gambling site mascot'. The kid's on his game.

**jjgold** · 12-01-17, 10:55 AM

Video coming weekend

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 11:17 AM

i got the injuns on my side, gold.....

you better round up all your old greaseball friends if you decide to venture into connecticut this weekend.....

these redskins be up to something these skins just not be bluffin'

fuk this weekend, video be now, bitch.....

**mpaschal34** · 12-01-17, 01:15 PM

2 donuts for $2....is that supposed to be a special? Damn, I can remember getting 3 donuts for a $1 back in the day.

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 02:31 PM

DD raped me the same way as my wife and I lit into these babes..... (the ones we tagged mostly got in to the van before I could get em on film...... quick little guttersnipes....)

**Auto Donk** · 12-01-17, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

2 donuts for $2....is that supposed to be a special? Damn, I can remember getting 3 donuts for a $1 back in the day.

my thinkin' is that's how they paid for that damn ball park depicted in the video above.....

**PittsburghPlayer** · 12-01-17, 03:01 PM

that was funny shit

"hey guys, is this Houston?"

**bobbywaves** · 12-01-17, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

any one who has JJ's cell number, pm me with it and I'll give you all my betpoints.

Not interested in your 0 betpoints broke dikk.

**jjgold** · 12-01-17, 03:41 PM

Automan broke

Bobby Waves rich

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 12-01-17, 03:48 PM

I wonder if Donker will get laid on this trip.

JJ I hope you have a safe word!