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    Hman
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    With Danica Patrick Announcing Her Retirement Next Year, A Laugh At Her Expense

    Danica Patrick has announced that her career will come to an end next year.

    Coming to a screeching halt is probably more appropriate, like most of her races on the track.

    For those who haven't seen it:




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    LOL she didn't take that very well. And it was funny too.

    She was a bit more emotional yesterday at the I've been sacked news conference.

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    So far I'm a fan of HMan at the Moderator position

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    She had a terrible career but became rich

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    Saw her at an Airport, as she was travelling btw races.

    Not a great post, but True.

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    her and stenhouse looked like someone shit in their cornflakes.....

    fuk em both..... if you can't laugh at yourself,........

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    Her net worth as of June 2017 is $60 million - not quite internet forum moderator money, but i'd take it :-)

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    i'd grope her ass ron jeremy-style and otherwise sexually harass her.....






    and then i'd pour hydrochloric acied all over that horrible ink she had put on her back, to burn that nasty shit right off.....

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    She would finish 8th or 9th and reporters all over her. Guys coming in 2nd or 3rd were ignored and pissed off.

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