1. 11-15-17 06:47 PM #106
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  2. 11-15-17 06:47 PM #107
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    Dam it, I had millions of reasons to stay alive... fkn TO let me down
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  3. 11-15-17 06:50 PM #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    mike would be the one angry over an entertaining game. Can we get him some pills? I'd suggest Thorazine, Mikey. I'm sure your primary care doctor would oblige.
    Says the broke fuk non Pro! I am on meds, it's called Beer and Buds!
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  4. 11-15-17 06:50 PM #109
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    i told you people i'd fuk rinna before I left the island.....

    it's good to be The Donk.....

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    best part of it is LaToya filmed it and ate the cream pie I give rinna....

    fuk you harry hamlin!!!!
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  5. 11-15-17 06:51 PM #110
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    if this game stays true to life, it should be Auto Donk and Auto Donk in a 1-2 finish.....
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  6. 11-15-17 06:52 PM #111
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    I'm still call'in bullshit, Automouthdonk, should not have 2 fuk'in characters! You ever seen this shit before, Shari? Did you enter this Texas blow hard in there twice?
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  7. 11-15-17 06:53 PM #112
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    if it stays true to life

    auto donk will talk auto donk to death and you'll ignore yourself or get stuck in a corner playing a hilary gif on repeat 24-7 until your eye balls pop out of your brain


    cold chai tea, right brah?
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  8. 11-15-17 06:55 PM #113
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    on a side note, I didn't think SBR Hunger Games would be able to find an avatar big enough to show Opti's girth, but I'll be damned if they didn't come through.......

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  9. 11-15-17 06:56 PM #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    if it stays true to life

    auto donk will talk auto donk to death and you'll ignore yourself or get stuck in a corner playing a hilary gif on repeat 24-7 until your eye balls pop out of your brain


    cold chai tea, right brah?
    HiLIARy's reaction to Auto Donk and Auto Donk finishing 1-2:

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  10. 11-15-17 06:58 PM #115
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  11. 11-15-17 06:59 PM #116
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    rinna must've really liked dat dik....

    i can't get rid of her now.....

    someone call hamlin and tell him to come get his ho.....
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  12. 11-15-17 07:03 PM #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    How about you "bounce" and turn SBR Pro, douche bag! And quit bumming off Shari, broke dic fuk!

    Let hope all broke ass non pros get shanked on the 1st day!
    I have titewad in my genes. That is why i've lasted in this hobby of ours. As my last few posts testify, i can't pick winners all the time.
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  13. 11-15-17 07:04 PM #118
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    if it stays true to life

    auto donk will talk auto donk to death and you'll ignore yourself or get stuck in a corner playing a hilary gif on repeat 24-7 until your eye balls pop out of your brain


    cold chai tea, right brah?
    Or both AD's get stuck on an island with wussywaves, whom they capture and take turns tag teaming until his asshole rips open and his guts fall out!
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  14. 11-15-17 07:05 PM #119
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    shari doesn't just rest, she climbs a damn tree to rest. Australians.
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  15. 11-15-17 07:05 PM #120
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    Not only do I get a tranny av and die early, some fuggin donk gets two runners RSH. What next Lou wins?

    I️ do love that Shari gave him two twink avatars as a subtle dig though. You go girl!
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  16. 11-15-17 07:05 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Or both AD's get stuck on an island with wussywaves, whom they capture and take turns tag teaming until his asshole rips open and his guts fall out!
    I didnt think anything would cause me to lose wood after taggin' rinna all night/day for two days straight.... I was wrong
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  17. 11-15-17 07:07 PM #122
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  18. 11-15-17 07:09 PM #123
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    if i'm chasin' that pig Klhoe down, I must've already tagged all the other guttersnipes on the island.....
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  19. 11-15-17 07:10 PM #124
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    Damn watch out for Shari and her sais. Bloodthirsty
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  20. 11-15-17 07:16 PM #125
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    i guess I'm trying to figure out why jessica simpson/lakerboy has nicknamed me "Thorns"......

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  21. 11-15-17 07:17 PM #126
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    I'm guessing this is the end of Donk's SBR career


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  22. 11-15-17 07:19 PM #127
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    Now that’s funny.
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  23. 11-15-17 07:20 PM #128
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    Donks taken one too many bad beats in the RSH poker room. Couldn’t control the rage anymore.
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  24. 11-15-17 07:21 PM #129
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    crap.... I told myself don't kill the babes if they don't put out, but rather only ruin any chance they have at a career in Hollywood.....

    sorry, Shari....
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    ps... the games are malfunctioning now.... It was Auto Donk who put rinna's "fire" out.....


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  27. 11-15-17 07:28 PM #132
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    lakerboy still not over getting "pricked" by The Donk.....
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  28. 11-15-17 07:30 PM #133
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    ps... game staying true to life once again.... it's Auto Donk and a bunch of women, no other sausage left on the island......

    come feast, my beauties!!!!! there's plenty-o-donk to go around!!!!
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  29. 11-15-17 07:33 PM #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I didnt think anything would cause me to lose wood after taggin' rinna all night/day for two days straight.... I was wrong
    Dude, it's the hunger games, anything can happen!
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  30. 11-15-17 07:35 PM #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Dude, it's the hunger games, anything can happen!
    I could never be this "hungry":


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    Can't make that shit up. I'll be dressed as woman while crying as I look at a family photo.
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  33. 11-15-17 07:37 PM #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I'm guessing this is the end of Donk's SBR career

    Right you are, Shari! How dare the Donk take out 2 of SBR finest, well one of SBR finest. fuk Lou
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  34. 11-15-17 07:38 PM #139
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    Donker, let's shack up.

    Sorry, LB.
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  35. 11-15-17 07:38 PM #140
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    love shack, baby.... "love" shack is what I constructed.....

    Come to Donk.....
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