1. 11-07-17 03:52 PM #1
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    The Texans sign Josh Johnson

    Guy hasn't thrown a pass in 6 years.
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  2. 11-07-17 11:45 PM #2
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    AWESOME.....

    well, at least htown won the world series.....

    Might as well have signed Doc Johnson.....




    at least the female Texans fans could rejoice and finally get some satisfaction........
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  3. 11-07-17 11:50 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    AWESOME.....

    well, at least htown won the world series.....

    Might as well have signed Doc Johnson.....




    at least the female Texans fans could rejoice and finally get some satisfaction........
    I like the one with the balls, Donker.
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    This will fuel the Kaep fire.
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  5. 11-07-17 11:51 PM #5
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    color's a bit off for sbr'ers..... should be BLUE, to match the members' ball color.... purple's a little out there.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    This will fuel the Kaep fire.
    kinda hard when you can only communicate with your qb (if kaep), through your respective lawyers.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    kinda hard when you can only communicate with your qb (if kaep), through your respective lawyers.....
    Of course, but won't stop the SJWs.
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    i heard manziel was in the news today.... his outta shape, coked up ass would be better than savage....

    fuk, that black dude who shagged ass off my ranch this past weekend at gunpoint showed more talent in that fifteen seconds than savage has shown in four years......
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  9. 11-08-17 12:00 AM #9
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    Houston. Where slow, white, garbage QBs go to get a paycheck. Savage, Hoyer, Brock, Yates, Schaub, Mallett, Fitz, Carr...
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    I used to drive by Doc Johnson's in the valley on the way to a customer's place like 2x a month.
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    i was too pissed to ever hunt down the details.....

    too painful....

    but how the fuk exactly did deshaun rip an acl in a 'non contact" drill.... wtf drill was it? who designed it? can I blame obrien?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I used to drive by Doc Johnson's in the valley on the way to a customer's place like 2x a month.
    great place to work.....



    i'm surprised they don't make these workers work naked -- like denzel the heroin king did in american gangster -- to keep those big black babes and white babes from smuggling out the products in their caverns......
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    ^ Lmao
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  14. 11-08-17 01:27 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    This will fuel the Kaep fire.
    It should, this is a penetrating joke at this point
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    It should, this is a penetrating joke at this point
    Well, Johnson is blacker than Kaep. Houston ain't discriminating. What would it look like if Kaep stole the black man's job now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Well, Johnson is blacker than Kaep. Houston ain't discriminating. What would it look like if Kaep stole the black man's job now.
    LOL. Well it should of been his in the first place. It's why guys are wanting to leave Houston. It's clear certain owners care less about winning than other things
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    LOL. Well it should of been his in the first place. It's why guys are wanting to leave Houston. It's clear certain owners care less about winning than other things
    May be like 10 owners that care about winning. It's business, and Kaep is a losing proposition.
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