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    Sam Odom
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    When you turn 65 years old

    Look forward to:

    Shots/Vaccinations -- get a series of 3 shots spread over 6 week

    Telephone calls with Social Security Admin then filling out forums they send you going over the same info you talked about over phone

    Updating last will and testament

    Talks with your life insurance agents

    Visits to your investment advisors


    All the while knowing you're on your last leg

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    funnyb25
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    Relax...65 is young

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    10 more years +/-

    Sammy is ready (believe so)

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    I'll take the over. Sam O has a good 20 left.

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    filing for social security easy just go to an office. don't need any shots or even go to a doctor unless you are sick. don't bother with a will. just let survivors fight over it all. why would you care. life insurance a rip off. if you miss one payment they will not payoff. investment advisors are hoping no one comes after it while they continue to drain it with fees and lies about bad investments while they tell survivors just keep it going.
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    S-A-M-M-Y-!-!

    * I said it loudly and slowly so you could hear me.


    Sammy...you're in your prime buddy. Sixty-five is the new 35 brother.
    Stem cell research around the corner on the building blocks of life.

    Have that extra bottle of Grey Goose...
    Dial up a new liver, kidney or pancreas...
    it's yours for the asking.

    You deserve the best Sammy and it's coming your way!!

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    hey nineteen






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    drink your morning glass of prune juice sammy

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    jake

    taking 2 grandkids to McDonalds later this morning

    buy two deluxe breakfast <$10 feed three of us

    Fishhead turned Sammy onto McD deluxe breakfast - Tremendous value

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    Sammy you're a hypochondriac

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Sammy you're a hypochondriac



    about the shots ?

    Standard procedure for old fuks

    used to be they would give people all the shots on one visit... some old peeps died because of that

    now... they spread it out over 6 wks or at least that is the way Sammy's wife mandated

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    damn.... as JMobile knows, I can't even remember that far back in my life.......


    man, to be that young again..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post



    about the shots ?

    Standard procedure for old fuks

    used to be they would give people all the shots on one visit... some old peeps died because of that

    now... they spread it out over 6 wks or at least that is the way Sammy's wife mandated

    Lol.

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    No paper work for SS, you can do it online. No checks, d irect deposit. Takes 3 months to get 1st pay.

    Don't know about the shots. Doc said nothing last I was there. Fuk the flu shot, makes you sick. Doc laughs.

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    kelly... you been getting crazy checks from SSI for years

    they already had your banking info for D.Dep

    and... your ObamaCare Doc is probably Indian (red dot)

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    Maybe mute the drug commercials.

    Probably better for your health than the crap they are pushing on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    No paper work for SS, you can do it online. No checks, d irect deposit. Takes 3 months to get 1st pay.

    Don't know about the shots. Doc said nothing last I was there. Fuk the flu shot, makes you sick. Doc laughs.
    Hell, we agree on one thing at least. Fck a flu shot. Never got one, and never had the flu. My dad didn't get them for years, then got one and got the flu. I'm not some nutjob anti-vaccine fool, but my immune system does well enough against the flu. They give 'em away for free to kill you old fcks off.

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    Anti Vaccinations peeps watched too much X-Files

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    Sammy, when you're ready, just bet horses, It'll kill you in a matter of days.

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    the 'take' alone will kill you at the track

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Relax...65 is young
    Yeah my old man is 71,still works,still rides his Harley,dude enjoys life.
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    I'm not a believer in the flu shot.

    I'd rather chance getting sick...

    and take my antibiotics later.

    It's like a poison they inject you with. Simply retarded philosophy. Inject something bad that teaches your immune system to get stronger and fight it off later. They forgot to tell you... as you get older the immune system will depreciate regardless. It's not like you have the immune system of a 20 year old... that can fight an army off.

    I wouldn't take it ever.

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    Sammy you make out like youre an old dog,waiting to be put out of his misery,have some fun while you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    jake

    taking 2 grandkids to McDonalds later this morning

    buy two deluxe breakfast <$10 feed three of us

    Fishhead turned Sammy onto McD deluxe breakfast - Tremendous value
    I love that breakfast...I eat 2.....no hot cakes though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    the 'take' alone will kill you at the track


    lolol you got that right

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    Sammy don't get the Government Flu

    Traditional Medicare or Medicare Advantage?

    Do your homework on MA plans if you go that route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    kelly... you been getting crazy checks from SSI for years

    they already had your banking info for D.Dep

    and... your ObamaCare Doc is probably Indian (red dot)

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    @kelly


    @Richie... yup , good breakfast. the kids eat the hot cakes , bacon (turkey?) and hash browns. they like the hash browns with syrup on them along w/cakes.

    Sammy eats the rest

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    Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
    --Beatles

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    trust me sammy...65 your good....75 is when u go down the big hill...ive watched 2...they are 80 now....and im their slave

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    Guys do you get scared of getting old

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    SS will be broke by the time I hit 65... enjoy that $ Sammy. Thankfully SS is 3rd on my list of retirement plans. Hopefully they just cut me a check and send it back to me in a few years when it all goes to shit and I can make it really grow.

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    Sammy is it your birthday or are you just letting us know what to expect?

    Regardless, happy birthday Sammy.

    For some reason, I think this place is for older folks, and we know how you like Thai...


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