1. 08-15-17 09:21 AM #1
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    Countdown to 20,000: SIGN UP sheet for 20k Donk Commemorative Post SHOUT OUT VIDEO!

    ah yes, that time is nearing..... many of you might recall the 10,000th Post Commemorative Video I made a good while back.... (if not, here it is again, to refresh your recollection, despite how hard you may have tried to get my junk out of your mind)....




    With only a couple hundred to go, and since the 10,000th vid wound up being a half-ass "shout out" video, we might as well keep up with tradition, and let Donk Diggler return to give you some love.....

    no, Seeweed, not literally, tho your admission of studyiing my kahk "for hours" and describing it for the forum did give me a strange feeling of flattery......

    come get a taste!
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  2. 08-15-17 09:24 AM #2
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  3. 08-15-17 09:27 AM #3
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    The nascar section should get some love
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  4. 08-15-17 09:31 AM #4
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    Interestingly, the thread containing the 10,000th commemorative video has apparently undergone the "mandella effect", and now the ten or so pages of commentary don't exist......

    or did they ever really exist?

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...video-etc.html


    31 nominations but not a single reply under it now......

    blue pill red pill stuff, i guess......
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  5. 08-15-17 09:34 AM #5
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    You're old and banged up, AutoDoink.
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  6. 08-15-17 09:35 AM #6
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    Donker!
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  7. 08-15-17 09:40 AM #7
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    Go fuk yourself
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  8. 08-15-17 09:41 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    You're old and banged up, AutoDoink.


    This old man can still lay it down when the time is right,.....
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  9. 08-15-17 09:41 AM #9
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    Donk, what is your most memorable SBR poker hand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Interestingly, the thread containing the 10,000th commemorative video has apparently undergone the "mandella effect", and now the ten or so pages of commentary don't exist......

    or did they ever really exist?

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...video-etc.html


    31 nominations but not a single reply under it now......

    blue pill red pill stuff, i guess......

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...l#post25650657

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  11. 08-15-17 09:49 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Go fuk yourself
    unlike you, Mr. Schshort Gold, I have the where-with-all -- and more particularly, the length -- to do exactly what you say.... (if I was so inclined to do so, but I'm not).....

    at least not this early in the day......

    but you, on the other hand, will never literally do what you propose......




    penis envy is very unbecoming of you, JJ.....

    but, given our differences, I certainly understand it.....

    which is why you too, like seeweed, admitted to watching the 10,000th commemorative video "over and over", and studied this part of it for hours in particularly:

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  12. 08-15-17 09:52 AM #12
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    Donker... give me a shout out in your 20,000th post vid man


    Congrats.


    Oh and... go off on Bobby Waves
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  13. 08-15-17 09:56 AM #13
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    AutoDoink is 75 years old and very feeble.
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  14. 08-15-17 09:56 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Donk, what is your most memorable SBR poker hand?
    right now, it's last night's latest fuk job rigged shitholetm bad beat extreme..... some dumbass jams it with ace rag, I call with JJ, flop J-4-A


    turn 4

    river A

    fukin pathetic.... which is why this shirt is a best-seller:





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  15. 08-15-17 10:04 AM #15
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    Donker, try to time it so that your 20,000th post is also the 20,000,000th post at SBR. If you could do both in the 2millionth thread it would be momentous!
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  16. 08-15-17 10:04 AM #16
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    Donker tell us the bash story when your aces were cracked at the 2/5 table by trip

    was it true you lifted the table up in disgust

    shout out for philly guy please
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  17. 08-15-17 10:06 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    AutoDoink is 75 years old and very feeble.
    that's not what your skank in your avvy photo said, punk......

    my wife took this photo at her dad's lake house while I was paddlin' her out to a private island for an encounter under the stars two summers ago, bitch.....




    looking forward to kicking your ass someday....
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  18. 08-15-17 10:09 AM #18
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    One time for the rigged shite hole crew
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  19. 08-15-17 10:11 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...l#post25650657

    wow, that is some crazy shit.... parallel universes, I tell you..... think I'll go watch some Sex In The City..... or read some Berstein Bears.....

    my thread universe shows none of that stuff remaining in the thread.....

    probably the impact of SBR implementing the Doom Switch on me.... that f'n thing wipes me out daily.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Donker tell us the bash story when your aces were cracked at the 2/5 table by trip

    was it true you lifted the table up in disgust

    shout out for philly guy please
    this video is already going to be long, I throw that f'n aa cracked by qq on the river bad beat in a $1300 pot story into the mix, it'll be thirty minutes long.....

    and I may break something in my house if I think about that hand too long.....

    all i did was throw my shades to the ceiling of the Hard Rock's poker room...... TDB is just one of those guys, like Negranue, who always gets lucky while playing poker.....

    either that, or SBR Natalie attached a mobile doom switch unit to me while we posed for that photo up above..... Here I thought she was just acting like a disc jockey around taylor swift, and grabbing my ass becuase, like Diggity, she thought it was "nice".....
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  21. 08-15-17 12:35 PM #21
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    time for some NIN fun this weekend...... if I can get to 20k by then, around midnight on sat night, the wife might very well trip into my vid......





    as in, "she be trippin'"......





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  22. 08-15-17 01:40 PM #22
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  23. 08-15-17 01:45 PM #23
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    donk daddy give a shoutout to your boy baller!
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  24. 08-15-17 02:47 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballerholic View Post
    donk daddy give a shoutout to your boy baller!
    ah yes.... keepin' a runnin' list already of the names.....

    you, for sure, as unlike that pussy jmobile, your woman avvy isn't photo shopped like his lame ass bitch is.....

    true f'n player.....
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  25. 08-15-17 02:55 PM #25
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    Donker, I'd like to see your favourite bottle in the liquor cabinet.
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  26. 08-15-17 03:31 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Donker, I'd like to see your favourite bottle in the liquor cabinet.


    above is my house liquor, or, more accurately, my "compound" liquor that I make margaritas with on a damn near daily basis,.....

    but, my top shelf favorite has to be this:




    and for silver tequila margaritas, it's this:



    as for bourbon, it's this:




    and for martinis, it's this:




    and, since all lawyers drink scotch (yes, JJ, even "phony" or "street lawyers"), this for straight up on the rocks:




    and for bloody mary's after a party night on saturday, nothing works better than this to take the edge off (what I'll break out of your buddy Russian Rocket drops by DonkLand....):




    tho this is good shit and home grown, good for playin bosco with a hangover killin' hair of the dog bloody mary on a sunday morning:




    and I always have a case of each of these on hand for the Ladies of DonkLand:



    and





    BUT, if i could only have one for the rest of my days, it'd be my old standby (best buy for the money).... shit, I think i'll mix up a margarita with it and some contrieux and lime juice right now.....

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  27. 08-15-17 03:46 PM #27
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    Checking in
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  29. 08-15-17 04:08 PM #29
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    Shoutout on why you are such a homo wit it, and why you should be embarrassed to have 20k posts.

    oh wait there's more. Talk about how much of a garbage man you are showing off your wife to a bunch of degenerate fukks...

    /end rant
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  30. 08-15-17 04:45 PM #30
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    go watch another chick flick, fukface.....

    and shove a few of these in your box......



    yah, these are the supersized.... two or three of em should do the trick on your gaping hole, pussy.....


    i get it, you're miffed after putting up that idiotic vid this morning and me showing you how fukkin' pathetic you look putting that idiotic shit up.....


    you're probably on the f'n rag, and having menstrual cramps....

    you ain't shit
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    You the top man Auto Donk
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  33. 08-15-17 04:52 PM #33
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    Way to go, Donker!
    This could be a top 5 video of all time at SBR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Meet you in Houston on Thursday evening. Bringing Opie with me
    name the place, first couple of rounds on me.....
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