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    NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!!! The MOOCH is OUT!!!

    NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

    Scaramucci, the best thing on TV, has been let go by Trump....

    that sucks, that f'n prick was f'n entertaining, kahk-blockers must've got him for calling them out for auto-fellatio....

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    10 solid days and gone

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    Heard Donny is thinking about hiring bobby to be next speaker.

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    waves?

    great, now waves' mingle2 account is about to be put on blast by the national mainstream media.....

    not sure how waves will function as communications director....

    does the whitehouse have a corner for him and his date to sit in and NOT communicate with anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    waves?

    great, now waves' mingle2 account is about to be put on blast by the national mainstream media.....

    not sure how waves will function as communications director....

    does the whitehouse have a corner for him and his date to sit in and NOT communicate with anyone?
    Was hoping he was referring to Bobbyfk

    Not waves

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    The SHIT show continues.


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    WH Comm Dir position open for the 6th time. Anyone here applying? You'll get plenty of chances if you don't get it this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Was hoping he was referring to Bobbyfk

    Not waves
    You got it correct.

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    No shit. I woke up this am and finished my coffee,,checked the news,,,nothing.

    I thought I was in a dream. After the week Trump had and the shit that hit the fan over the weekend, I thought for sure there has to be some bombshell on this glorious Monday. But nothing.

    It took until noon for me for it happened. Trump running a bit behind schedule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarstoolProphet View Post
    No shit. I woke up this am and finished my coffee,,checked the news,,,nothing.

    I thought I was in a dream. After the week Trump had and the shit that hit the fan over the weekend, I thought for sure there has to be some bombshell on this glourious Monday. But nothing.

    It took unitl noon for me until it happened. Trump running a bit behind schedule.
    Late filming day for The Apprentice.

    Does Trump think his presidency is going to get syndication so he can get royalties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    You got it correct.

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    Obama went through 4 chief of staff's in his first term

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    I'm pretty sure JJ is available. I'd love to see Melissa McCarthy do an SNL takeoff on our Coach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Obama went through 4 chief of staff's in his first term
    Trump has gone through 6 communications directors in 6 months.

    Plus, that's not true.

    Emannuel served for close to 2 years.
    Rouse was an interim COS, was never intended to be permanent.
    Daley for 1 year
    Lew for 1 year
    McDonough for 4 years

    That's his entire presidency.
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    Please dont post facts: It only confuses the right.

    Consider this your first warning,,the next will be a ban and a reprieval from all the madness that is Trump.

    Side note: this Medal of Honor speech is fing aweful. Its like Trump is giving commentary to ,what is supposed to be his words. And confirmation of things he doesnt know. ie: Most do not know that Lincoln was a Repub,,,type shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    I'm pretty sure JJ is available. I'd love to see Melissa McCarthy do an SNL takeoff on our Coach.
    it'd be hard to do..... JJ is already a humorous caricature who presents a pathetic joke image of himself.... might as well put JJ himself on SNL

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    saloon this shit

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    rudy, gtfo and go find otters "scaramucci" thread and whine a bit about the saloon.....

    I don't want lowlife degenerate drunks in here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    rudy, gtfo and go find otters "scaramucci" thread and whine a bit about the saloon.....

    I don't want lowlife degenerate drunk in here
    I already said saloon his shit too pal

    I am an equal opportunity salooner

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    They saw the MOOCH enter a bar. Poor MOOCH has nowhere to go. Wife told him "don't leave me for trump"

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    let the mods police....

    like trump, you need to focus

    focus on drinking a few more beers and pickin' winners

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    I will focus on picking

    if you make me focus on winners only well I will not be happy and not succeed

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    at least he got to get rid of Witch Hazel in the process:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    at least he got to get rid of Witch Hazel in the process:

    that is very embarrassing

    I bet if she sucked his dick upside down, he would also be receiving anal from that thing

    maybe I'm wrong, who nose?

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    f'n no f'n wonder why every f'n thing that came outta his f'n mouth was a f'n expletive.....

    I'd be f'n droppin' f'n f bombs every other f'n word too if I had to f'n come home to a f'n witch-lookin' bitch liker her.....

    even in her younger years she looked like she flew in on a f'n broomstick.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    that is very embarrassing

    I bet if she sucked his dick upside down, he would also be receiving anal from that thing

    maybe I'm wrong, who nose?
    her f'n nose is seven times longer than JJ's crank

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    I would tap that

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    I would tap that
    if it was halloween, I might, but only if I was tricked into thinking that her nose was part of a wicked witch of the east costume, and not real

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    his nose looks like Michael Jackson's

    this is all very confusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    if it was halloween, I might, but only if I was tricked into thinking that her nose was part of a wicked witch of the east costume, and not real
    Donkers...would not even notice her nose bent over

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    his nose looks like Michael Jackson's

    this is all very confusing
    in 1st pic not 2nd

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    his nose looks like Michael Jackson's

    this is all very confusing

    at first, i thought, wow, this kid whose birth he missed is gonna be f'd with a huge nose.....

    then i realized his is tiny and too small for his face.....

    maybe the kid's nose will be like baby bear's porridge, and be "just right".....

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    she just looks manly even with long blonde hair

    if I had a lineup of 5 women and someone said pick out the feminist

    id go straight to her guaranteed

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