1. 07-28-17 08:25 AM #1
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    VIDEO: The Donk, Esq., late for a hearing with a special message to JJ



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  2. 07-28-17 08:28 AM #2
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    Have u fallen flat on ur face a couple times in ur lifetime or do u juat have to really take a deuce in this video
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  3. 07-28-17 08:31 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Have u fallen flat on ur face a couple times in ur lifetime or do u juat have to really take a deuce in this video
    both
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  4. 07-28-17 08:33 AM #4
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    Running late, 100 miles an hour, on E



    Props Donker we are a lot alike. You ever run out of gas?

    i am posting and driving otw to work
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  5. 07-28-17 08:37 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Running late, 100 miles an hour, on E



    Props Donker we are a lot alike. You ever run out of gas?

    i am posting and driving otw to work
    it's my stepson's altima, he took my SUV to port a so he wouldn't get stuck on the beach.... his fuel gage quit workin'...... have to use the "range" setting to see how many miles u r to empty.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it's my stepson's altima, he took my SUV to port a so he wouldn't get stuck on the beach.... his fuel gage quit workin'...... have to use the "range" setting to see how many miles u r to empty.....


    Ah. Got it
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  7. 07-28-17 08:47 AM #7
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    Donk on his way to a wake.....hence the tie. Glad Walmart gave you the day off
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  8. 07-28-17 09:01 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Donk on his way to a wake.....hence the tie. Glad Walmart gave you the day off
    I would never risk my life, or those on the roadway around me, for a dead person.....

    but, for a hot young blonde getting a divorce in Montgomery County who has a crush on her lawyer...... well now, that's a whole different story.....
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  9. 07-28-17 09:09 AM #9
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    Hi Donkers
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  10. 07-28-17 09:39 AM #10
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    He's got to be the only lawyer that wears a seven dollar shirt to a hearing the judge must rip him to threads
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  11. 07-28-17 10:13 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He's got to be the only lawyer that wears a seven dollar shirt to a hearing the judge must rip him to threads


    Donker are you going to bang the blonde???
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  12. 07-28-17 10:17 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post


    Donker are you going to bang the blonde???
    i may pm you a link to her facebook page, ddd....

    have some kleenex on hand
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  13. 07-28-17 10:23 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He's got to be the only lawyer that wears a seven dollar shirt to a hearing the judge must rip him to threads

    Actually some of the best lawyers I know dress like that
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  14. 07-28-17 10:35 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Actually some of the best lawyers I know dress like that

    my "other shirt" was at the cleaners.....


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  15. 07-28-17 10:37 AM #15
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    Do you wear a rug???
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  16. 07-28-17 10:51 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you wear a rug???
    only my pubic mane....

    and it's a well-trimmed rug


    heart-shaped
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  17. 07-28-17 10:55 AM #17
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    ps, JJ

    I was going to wear my light blue seersucker suit since it was friday, and i'm damn glad i didn't....

    one bald fuk was wearing an identical f'n seersucker to mine.... with a f'n fedora to boot... I'd have looked like a tool in front of my babe client if I'd been were wearing the same exact getup as some stupid f'n bald fuk in court......
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  18. 07-28-17 11:47 AM #18
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    Wow Donk, careful out there.

    Recently, it seems like every selfie vid we see of someone speeding doesn't end well.

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    not to worry, kvb, i was on the texas autobahn.....

    no speed limit.....

    aka 1-45 north between H-town and big-D
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  20. 07-28-17 01:37 PM #20
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    Auto you punk

    Never ever call me out like this
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  21. 07-28-17 01:39 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i may pm you a link to her facebook page, ddd....

    have some kleenex on hand
    Man I cannot wait.

    I am ready.

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  22. 07-28-17 01:41 PM #22
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    AD, how much is your retainer and do you accept betpoints?
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    AD, how much is your retainer and do you accept betpoints?
    if i small time book, is there a # to stay under?
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    Gas is running low, old man.
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  25. 07-28-17 04:31 PM #25
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    Mobile pound this guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mobile pound this guy
    Easy money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you wear a rug???
    i stole one off of this pathetic, coked up, "air masturbating" prick:

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  28. 07-28-17 06:18 PM #28
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  29. 07-28-17 06:41 PM #29
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    Donk,
    What hourly rate do you charge your clients?
    What is your go to sexual position?
    Thanks
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  30. 07-28-17 06:45 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Donk,
    What hourly rate do you charge your clients?
    What is your go to sexual position?
    Thanks
    $195 to $275 depending on the client/type of case;

    obviously, the "superman"
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  31. 07-28-17 06:48 PM #31
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    Lol.
    Please forward explanation of the super man.
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  32. 07-28-17 06:51 PM #32
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    Hey Donk
    Better winning percentage for you?
    Courtroom or sports betting?
    Thanks
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  33. 07-28-17 06:51 PM #33
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    I would not give you $50 an hr if you are actually a lawyer

    We do not know
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  34. 07-28-17 06:54 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Lol.
    Please forward explanation of the super man.


    Knew shute was fkn gay

    interested in hiring donk for super man services
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  35. 07-28-17 07:22 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post


    Knew shute was fkn gay

    interested in hiring donk for super man services
    You are sharp.
    Hope his rate for super man is on the low side
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