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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Who would win this SBR Battle Royal?

    These names are in no particular order, and if I left somebody important off the list... ooops... maybe you weren’t meant to be in the battle royal, maybe you were meant for the main event at SBRMania.


    Remember... Battle Royal means that the person must be tossed over the top rope of the ring and their feet must touch the floor to be eliminated.


    Battle Royals can have up to 60 participants, so this is a small battle royal.




    BigDay
    Lakerboy
    Booya
    JJGold
    RussianRocket
    Rudy
    DiggityDaggityDo
    Opie
    Shute
    Fidel_Cashflow
    TTwarrior
    FunnyB
    KVB
    King Mayan
    Seaweed
    The Giant
    Shari
    AutoDonk
    Otters
    Jayvegas
    Mr KLC
    Kidcudi
    Unde
    Grease Lightning
    Newguy
    Sammy
    KidCudi
    Burrito
    The Money Shot
    Dwight
    Chucky
    Da Manster
    Willy
    Stevie
    RealSlimShady
    Optional

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    KVB
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    Shari.


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    King Mayan
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    I'll easily whoop everybody's ass in that list...

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    TTwarrior

    Poor gold goes out first he'd be too targeted to take this out, Bigday does well but keeps pinning oponents not throwing them over the ropes.

    Shute darkhorse

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Mase is right about BigDay.

    BigDay would be giving oil checks but would forget that he is supposed to throw the other guys over the ropes.

    BigDay -125 is OUT!

    My best guess is that it would take 2 guys, but Burrito and MoneyShot would toss him out.


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    He lost interest he hook

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    He lost onthe hook

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    TTwarrior

    Poor gold goes out first he'd be too targeted to take this out, Bigday does well but keeps pinning oponents not throwing them over the ropes.

    Shute darkhorse
    Think some people would gun for Shute early.

    my early money would be on otters. Nicest guy on forum and he works out so as long as he doesn't get caught in the middle of something early i think he stands a chance. A month ago I thought funny too but after his soccer run has cooled off a bit i think there would be a bounty on his head

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    Autodonk

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    Russian Rocket and Fidel even $$

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    Watch out for when I make my guest entrance

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    Bigday and Opie are formidable.

    But so is this sand in my waistband and the folding chair within my reach.

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    I would toss myself out first second of match and go cap more losers

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    Mayan is low to the ground, and tough. Opie big, but BIGDAY, and Mayan team up when it's the final three to toss him out.

    Or so they think. Opie pulls an HBK, and hangs on without touching the ground. He flips himself back in to the ring, as Mayan, and BIGDAY are grappling with their back to him. Both look back in shock, as Opie is barreling towards them for the double closeline KO to be the last man standing.

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    you could probably cut the list down to 10 because the others would not show up

    Bigday
    Opie
    Diggity
    FunnyB
    AutoDonk
    jayvegas
    burrito
    optional
    russian rocket
    booya
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    I heard Lakerboy has a sick camel clutch

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    otto would be out because he would get thrown out checking scores on phone

    daggles would be done because he would be distracted by a blonde with huge double d's in a tight dress

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    Newguy an early fav, he's already won the hunger games, not sure why anyone thinks they can beat him in a wrastling ring after he killed a dozen of you fukks

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    final four left would be

    saer
    booya
    tittywarrior
    mayan

    booya would tell saer he banged saers granny. saer would rush angrily towards boo and boo would pull off saer mask revealing saer face burns. The crowd goes silent. Boo then picks up saer and throws him out the ring

    mayan is low to the ground being a midget and all. mayan wraps himself around tittywarriors leg and proceeds to hug it. titty tries to shake him off but its not working. Meanwbile as booyah looks on in disbelief, boo goes in for the kill
    He picks up tittywarrior with mayan the midget still wrapped around tittys legs and throws them both out of the ring. booyah wins.

    the end
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    final four left would be

    saer
    booya
    tittywarrior
    mayan

    booya would tell saer he banged saers granny. saer would rush angrily towards boo and boo would pull off saer mask revealing saer face burns. The crowd goes silent. Boo then picks up saer and throws him out the ring

    mayan is low to the ground being a midget and all. mayan wraps himself around tittywarriors leg and proceeds to hug it. titty tries to shake him off but its not working. Meanwbile as booyah looks on in disbelief, boo goes in for the kill
    He picks up tittywarrior with mayan the midget still wrapped around tittys legs and throws them both out of the ring. booyah wins.

    the end

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    schute

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    Only know what a few of these posters look like so I couldn't make a sound pick.
    Last edited by packerd_00; 07-28-17 at 09:59 AM.

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    Packer you were not in the Royal rumble because you had your own match for the Intercontinental championship.

    Packer vs. Smoke

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Packer you were not in the Royal rumble because you had your own match for the Intercontinental championship.

    Packer vs. Smoke
    Ah cheers,heard Smoke fights dirty

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Ah cheers,heard Smoke fights dirty
    Yeah be careful.

    He usually hides a trashbag full of empty beer bottles under the ring. Don't let him out of the ring, he will grab the bag and beat you with it.
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    Ready for Summerslam

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yeah be careful.

    He usually hides a trashbag full of empty beer bottles under the ring. Don't let him out of the ring, he will grab the bag and beat you with it.
    Yeah might have to keep a steel chair handy.

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    we can bring shit into the ring....?

    cool..........

    i'll choose this weapon:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    we can bring shit into the ring....?

    cool..........

    i'll choose this weapon:

    Welp... JJGold is fukked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Welp... JJGold is fukked.
    only if I can get seeweed off the damn thing for a few seconds to use it on JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    only if I can get seeweed off the damn thing for a few seconds to use it on JJ

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    im not shittin' you, f'n seeweed burned up the motor on that weapon the last time i brought it into the ring.....

    jumped on it and set it to "full power", which the manual says can only be used for ten straight pounding minutes without risk of the motor burning up......

    at 12.5 minutes, it was done...... seeweed in bliss and his cavernous back door wasn't done, but the machine was.........

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    could be a surprise, someone might get thrown over and hold on to the ropes or not have both feet hit the floor

    Plus a few might be covered in grease so might be hard to throw over

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