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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I am the league’s whipping boy.

    I am just going to accept it.

    Stealthy, pick up line one, guy wants to know if we have an oil filter for his VW



    I heard stealthy will be wearing a black dress in protest at The Golden Globes

    #metoo

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    stealthy is probably strutting around the house with his chest out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    stealthy is probably strutting around the house with his chest out..

    is that stealthy in the pink skirt?

    Sorry men....still bitter.....don't think I scored under 120 all year and completely fall apart in the semi...........don't think I can come back from this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    is that stealthy in the pink skirt?

    Sorry men....still bitter.....don't think I scored under 120 all year and completely fall apart in the semi...........don't think I can come back from this one
    see you next season

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    Boys I've been saying it for years, I knew right from the start greaser worked at the reception desk at jiffy lube. His manager Roscoe knows he's not quite ready to be promoted to tire boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    is that stealthy in the pink skirt?

    Sorry men....still bitter.....don't think I scored under 120 all year and completely fall apart in the semi...........don't think I can come back from this one
    Philly, we've met now in the semis three years running. Were like Colts Patriots from the 00s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Philly, we've met now in the semis three years running. Were like Colts Patriots from the 00s.
    stealthy it’s been a great rivalry. Mad respect brother.

    I wanted to be like Peyton & ride into the sunset. This one hurts
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    most painful loss in quite some time.

    and of course i put bortles in and then at the last minute changed him out for brees.

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    Matty must be sick to his stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Matty must be sick to his stomach.

    yes indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    stealthy it’s been a great rivalry. Mad respect brother.

    I wanted to be like Peyton & ride into the sunset. This one hurts
    You’ll be fine for a few seasons. You’re part of the identity of League I, just like Matty and his hot bod, Jaker and his crawl in your skull success, Dazer and his Carolina pack, or even Greaser and his hilariously poor finishes. If you leave the league that’s a huge blow to our integrity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    most painful loss in quite some time.
    I feel your pain, I missed out on advancing to the Championship Game in USCPhilly's home league by 1.5 pts.... I only needed Mohamed Sanu to catch 1 pass for 6 yards, or If Matt Bryant doesn't get his F.G. blocked I advance by 1.5. To add to my misery I had Zeke Elliot coming back next week also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaDaze View Post
    I feel your pain, I missed out on advancing to the Championship Game in USCPhilly's home league by 1.5 pts.... I only needed Mohamed Sanu to catch 1 pass for 6 yards, or If Matt Bryant doesn't get his F.G. blocked I advance by 1.5. To add to my misery I had Zeke Elliot coming back next week also.
    Ouch....tough loss for sure!

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    Nothing like 2 playoff losers slabbing each other’s knobs.

    Christ

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    I will see you fools next year

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    If I don't get in this league next year I will know it is an effort to keep a winner from embarrassing most in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Nothing like 2 playoff losers slabbing each other’s knobs.

    Christ
    Stealthy....How about I let my 3000 points ride and play you on the side this next week. I haven’t even looked at my matchups yet.

    What you got to lose? You already are coming out ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Stealthy....How about I let my 3000 points ride and play you on the side this next week. I haven’t even looked at my matchups yet.

    What you got to lose? You already are coming out ahead.
    Matty, I’m not your whore.

    I paid you back. I will not spread my legs unless we have an agreeable price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Matty, I’m not your whore.

    I paid you back. I will not spread my legs unless we have an agreeable price.
    Figured....scared.

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    stealthy....i looked at the matchups and i'm ready to play you heads up for anything up to 5000 points.

    let me know what you think.

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    Wow! Just checked the scores. Unreal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    most painful loss in quite some time.

    and of course i put bortles in and then at the last minute changed him out for brees.
    looks like my 20% mushed your team
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Wow! Just checked the scores. Unreal.
    Real time was even worse. If ATL leaves Freeman in the game and one more first down I have it.

    Then OT would have possibly given me a chance. But no, the ref purposely falls down, the play is rushed and they miss the FG. FML!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    looks like my 20% mushed your team
    My team pretty much balled out....just ran into Gurley.
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    Week 14: Dec 5 - Dec 11

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    Quarterfinal

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    Just heard a rumor that Unde was coaching another team in league two since he had players out and wanted to warn him of such.....Unde was this a team you were playing against or one of the other 2 semi finalist

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Just heard a rumor that Unde was coaching another team in league two since he had players out and wanted to warn him of such.....Unde was this a team you were playing against or one of the other 2 semi finalist

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    sorry...league 3

    Unde this shit wont fly in league one....

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...2017-a-p4.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    stealthy....i looked at the matchups and i'm ready to play you heads up for anything up to 5000 points.

    let me know what you think.

    figures stealthy would disappear once i made this proposition.

    give me an answer soon, because i may use my points to buy some BTC on this dip.

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    Congrats LT. nice job

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    congrats LT

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    figures stealthy would disappear once i made this proposition.

    give me an answer soon, because i may use my points to buy some BTC on this dip.
    I guess I sent Stealthy and his team back into hiding last week. Guess I can’t blame him for hiding....saved himself some points that way. Guess he is smarter than I originally thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Just heard a rumor that Unde was coaching another team in league two since he had players out and wanted to warn him of such.....Unde was this a team you were playing against or one of the other 2 semi finalist
    Sorry, didn't see this until now. It was a player in the other matchup. I didn't know keeping the integrity of the league was against the rules and people would cry about it. Wasn't that a huge deal in L1 just a year ago? I don't care if it is the playoffs or regular season all matches should be fair. I would have done the same thing to the guy I was playing. Everyone knows I am a straight shooter. I like to win but not because the other guy has 2 players inactive. When I have points or money on the line every match should be legit from week 1 to the championship.

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