1. 06-26-17 09:59 PM #1
    thechaoz
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    SBR! (JJ!) Moving to Ewing, NJ in August. What are the essentials I need to know?

    Give me the rundown
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  2. 06-26-17 10:18 PM #2
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    Where is it?

    Near Trenton

    South Jersey not great
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  3. 06-27-17 02:32 AM #3
    thechaoz
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    North of Trenton a bit..
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  4. 06-27-17 04:08 AM #4
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  5. 06-27-17 04:52 AM #5
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    Why there?
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  6. 06-27-17 06:29 AM #6
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    ethnic cleaners went on strike long time ago

    purchase and plan on using a glock
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  7. 06-27-17 06:31 AM #7
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  8. 06-27-17 08:04 AM #8
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    lots of Polish in Ewing
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  9. 06-27-17 08:25 AM #9
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    is it expensive?
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  10. 06-27-17 08:29 AM #10
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    The essentials you need: don't move there
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  11. 06-27-17 09:07 AM #11
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    I hope this was forced, and not a conscious decision. Get a mask or something for the smell, a few guns, and solid locks on windows, and doors. Also, strong doors without glass. Maybe some bullet proof, unbreakable windows. Or just say never mind, and stay where you're at. Wherever it is, is better than there. Unless you're moving from like Iran, or some shit. Iran is actually better. Sorry Iran.
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  12. 06-27-17 09:18 AM #12
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    I've never been a fan of South Jersey because it's too close to Philadelphia abd Camden areas

    Lots of brother starting trouble
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  13. 06-27-17 09:38 AM #13
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  14. 06-27-17 10:27 AM #14
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    Lots of eagles fans in south jersey
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  15. 06-27-17 11:27 AM #15
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    Condolences
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  16. 06-27-17 11:30 AM #16
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    California to Jersey?

    As the above poster said, my condolences sir
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  17. 06-27-17 11:45 AM #17
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    if you stay away from the trenton border area and avoid trenton altogether you have a glimmer of a chance of survival there. try to do all your business north and west of ewing. basically draw a demarcation line in your mind to never head south or east of the center of town for more than 1/4 of a mile.
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  18. 06-27-17 11:55 AM #18
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    Buy a Big Dog that barks over here and bites over there!
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  19. 06-27-17 11:59 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I've never been a fan of South Jersey because it's too close to Philadelphia abd Camden areas

    Lots of brother starting trouble
    Ewing is in north jersey block head
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  20. 06-27-17 12:00 PM #20
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    Dog is a must, as well. Bullmastiff good for NJ.
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  21. 06-27-17 12:31 PM #21
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  22. 06-27-17 12:55 PM #22
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    Ewing is nowhere near Northern New Jersey it's way down by Trenton


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    Ewing is in north jersey block head
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  23. 06-27-17 01:10 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    My Condolences
    this . . .
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  24. 06-27-17 02:38 PM #24
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    Ewing is just north of Trenton. Their cable network gives you the Giants games on Sunday, not the Eagles. So basically you're lumped in with North Jersey. Depending on the exact location, most of the neighborhoods are pretty nice, your basic suburban life. The further from Trenton the better. As for casino action you're an hour and a half from AC, or an hour from the casinos around Philly. A train ride away from NYC, an hour from the Poconos (skiing or casinos), the Jersey shore an hour in the other direction, it's not that bad an area at all.
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  25. 06-27-17 02:44 PM #25
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    Sweeper must be drunk
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  26. 06-28-17 07:48 AM #26
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    Ewing is in Mercer County, technically Central Jersey:



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  27. 06-28-17 07:53 AM #27
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    It is no where near Norther NJ

    Sweeper make a video
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  28. 06-28-17 02:51 PM #28
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    anything west of ocean county is basically rural Alabama.. BOL to ya pal.
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  29. 06-28-17 07:39 PM #29
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    I'm in philly sweeper
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  30. 06-28-17 08:17 PM #30
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    jersey city liberal hipsters, effeminates and flat out rooster lickers far as the eye can see

    ocean city only inhabitable place for last 3 weeks in July thats it.
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  31. 06-28-17 11:57 PM #31
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  32. 06-29-17 09:21 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I'm in philly sweeper
    how long you in town for?
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  33. 03-27-18 12:04 PM #33
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    It's in central Nj which is basically the middle of nowhere. No live music, no hot clubs, ghetto Trenton near by. One god damn place to play pool and not get shot at the Firkin.

    Philly is close and NYC somewhat, but when you want to just go out, see a show and grab ass it's a dead zone. We're near the state and local police so I'm in a "nice" area but it quickly changes fast about 10 minutes away.

    It was a "forced" decision because the lady got a fat job in Princeton so we had to take it. Came from the pits of Eastern WA (think rednecks, morons, KKK, confederate flags, where dreams go to die). I find myself home a lot more and getting antsy, but when it's nice I get out and golf, hike, bike but the weather has been shit lately.
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  34. 03-27-18 12:11 PM #34
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    https://imgur.com/a/KCkAP
    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
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    Holy shit you weren't kidding. Even google knows! lol

    I'm dying here guys. I've gone to Philly and NYC for some killer shows. Day to day. Can't buy booze past 10, where do these college kids party? Do they dare go to Trenton? Can't even pump my own gas.

    I'm dying for some Live Rock and grab ass.

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  35. 03-27-18 12:12 PM #35
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    I am
    Moving to PA a few months

    Economic issues NJ
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