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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    What would you order from this menu?


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    DwightShrute
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    If its pineapple juice, the finger penetrating with juice sounds good. Otherwise ... Pinkey's Special for me

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    Infractions issued

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    Ass hole penetrating for men over 45 $1.00

    Why for only 45+, why?

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    "Watching a penetrating match"

    Like it a sporting event.

    With a woman to jack you off for $0.75

    I'm down with that... the price is right.

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    pass

    I only order at places that serve jelly pinchers, spindles, and jelly watchers

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    all about that back scuttling tho

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    cash in one hand, tool in the other
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    With a woman to jack you off for $0.75

    I'm down with that... the price is right.
    Agreed, by far the best bargain.

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    pretty sure i don't have a flat prikk i mean is this common around your way Dangles???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    "Watching a penetrating match"

    Like it a sporting event.

    With a woman to jack you off for $0.75

    I'm down with that... the price is right.
    Fuckin sharp

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    PINKEY'S SPECIAL looks good. It involves a goose too.

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    I know that's fake for a variety of reasons which I would expect none of you to understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    If its pineapple juice, the finger penetrating with juice sounds good. Otherwise ... Pinkey's Special for me
    too funny ,,that was what stood out for me as well,,,lol


    Although the "over 45" gig sounds off.

    Never thought I would be carded.

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    Where is this at?

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    ^ its at Brooks85's place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    pretty sure i don't have a flat prikk i mean is this common around your way Dangles???
    Manny I hope I dont have what's considered a flat prick. That's an extra $0.50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarstoolProphet View Post
    ^ its at Brooks85's place.

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