1. 05-10-17 10:00 AM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rudy tap an escort and your luck changes

    I can find you $75 one
    make it $25 and I'm in

    (no tranny)
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  2. 05-10-17 10:01 AM #72
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    I wasn't questioning you, I just enjoy hand histories.

    BOL
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  3. 05-10-17 10:10 AM #73
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    steve I shit you not

    deposit 300 in bovada and go to 5/10

    I have 35 suited so call dealer raise pre.

    3 see q 10 5

    long story short, I lose to dealer all $300






    redeposit 300

    2 hands in, I 3bet j9 with 300 (which is most of my stack at 5/10)

    guy shoves, had 10 10

    jack comes and I win

    now sitting with a deposit of 600 and 774 on table.

    gotta leave in 5min
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  4. 05-10-17 10:24 AM #74
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    Totals: $1,000.00 $1,280.00



    that loses I'm gone for a few weeks
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  5. 05-10-17 10:35 AM #75
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    won $384 after losing 300 and redepositing 300

    after winning that joke of a hand with j9, I caught amazing cards

    I know I cant win over even 10k hands at 5/10 but fukk it

    it is fun play higher stakes

    but fukk it I like gambling
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  6. 05-10-17 11:55 AM #76
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    Rudy I want to see you succeed man. 36? J9? I dont 't think that David Sklansky would agree with your starting hands but I do hope you win.

    A guy like you beat me a couple weeks ago live, I have KK he calls 7.5 bb raise flops top pair I bet big he turns 2 pair with 8 3 off then tells me I don't know how to play my Kings.

    I almost decked him but still on bail.
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  7. 05-10-17 03:00 PM #77
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    barring a miracle I'm out of the game in both ways until july

    $379.63 $47,530.08 Pending 6 Team Parlay
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  8. 05-10-17 03:07 PM #78
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    Why until July babe
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  9. 05-10-17 03:18 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Why until July babe
    food stamps do not sell like they used to on the black market
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  10. 05-10-17 03:21 PM #80
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    steve ill sing sweet lullabies to you for a fukkin week if you root giants in for me

    edit: nvm you missed your chance
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  11. 05-10-17 03:22 PM #81
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    Yeahhhh buddy
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  12. 05-10-17 03:22 PM #82
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    btw, lost 900 in ignition poker on some bs

    to me it just feels rigged the way you sit at a table
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  13. 05-10-17 03:23 PM #83
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    HO LEE FUK

    inning ending (and game ending) double play error, to 4 runs in the 9th
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  14. 05-10-17 03:26 PM #84
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  15. 05-10-17 03:33 PM #85
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    Rudy where to you keep getting cash?

    Mafia?
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    awww fukk here we go in bottom 9th
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  17. 05-10-17 03:36 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rudy where to you keep getting cash?

    Mafia?
    male stripper

    I can make a killing this time of year for bachelorette parties

    look me up, I wear the bear head piece
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  18. 05-10-17 03:41 PM #88
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    this was gonna be one of the luckiest wins...now might be the worst beat ive had in a while
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  19. 05-10-17 03:42 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    male stripper

    I can make a killing this time of year for bachelorette parties

    look me up, I wear the bear head piece
    Can confirm.

    I've been to Rudy's show and it's worth the admission.

    Hot
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  20. 05-10-17 03:43 PM #90
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    pressing my luck tonight

    guaranfukkinteed
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  21. 05-10-17 04:10 PM #91
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  22. 05-10-17 04:14 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    MODS::: I did NOT authorize this pic to be posted
    Free advertisement, RudyRuet.

    Stop yer fukkin belly aching.

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    I found that picture to be strangely arousing.
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  24. 05-10-17 04:21 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Free advertisement, RudyRuet.

    Stop yer fukkin belly aching.

    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I found that picture to be strangely arousing.
    see


    now I will be full of fukks like steve calling me wanting private parties

    this is worse case scenario
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  25. 05-10-17 04:23 PM #95
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  26. 05-10-17 04:55 PM #96
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    I liked Diggity's pic w the lady and the mascot

    I like babes and furries

    ALOT
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  27. 05-10-17 06:33 PM #97
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    I love starting out 4-0 but I hate watching a game that I get off to a start like this
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  28. 05-10-17 06:38 PM #98
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    Where did that picture go

    It was awesome

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  29. 05-10-17 06:50 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Where did that picture go

    It was awesome

    jj doing his job

    I confirmed that it was me and was copyright infringement

    that's my guess
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  30. 05-10-17 07:15 PM #100
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    exactly what I'm talkin about

    4-3

    nowhere to go except down
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  31. 05-10-17 07:38 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Where did that picture go

    It was awesome

    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    jj doing his job

    I confirmed that it was me and was copyright infringement

    that's my guess
    What the fuk is going on around here???
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  32. 05-10-17 07:53 PM #102
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    The new strategy seems a lot like the old strategy
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  33. 05-10-17 08:09 PM #103
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    We eliminated photo

    I actually got credit for it in office

    One of mods said ., "JJ you do not miss much"
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  34. 05-10-17 08:15 PM #104
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    Do that to me one more time, JJ and see what happens.

    You are not the only one who just throws rights.

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  35. 05-10-17 09:09 PM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    giant how do you turn off the show my best hand option that appears above where the cards flop

    I tried it to and does not work. tilts me to no end to see that
    I don't think mine does that. I'm not really sure what you mean.

    Good luck on the Marlins. Going to need a rally here.
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