1. 04-20-17 06:45 AM #1
    daneblazer
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    Serena knocked up

    https://www.si.com/tennis/2017/04/19...alexis-ohanion

    this may any lesbian rumors to rest

    whos the lucky guy?
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  2. 04-20-17 06:54 AM #2
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    He's the co-foiunder of Reddit.

    This is the first confirmed case of a Reddit user actually having sex.
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  3. 04-20-17 06:54 AM #3
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    Reddit co-founder
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  4. 04-20-17 07:08 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    He's the co-foiunder of Reddit.

    This is the first confirmed case of a Reddit user actually having sex.
    Is he a good athlete. If so they have created a super human
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  5. 04-20-17 07:15 AM #5
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    She won the Aus Open two months pregnant. Seriously that's insanity. Ask many women how they felt at that stage and they'd say: like death, ready to kill my partner, ready to spew every second, ready to slit my lady bits out, etc... Of course some women sail through pregnancy but that just adds to her legend. She's absolutely the best.
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  6. 04-20-17 07:17 AM #6
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    This news is however over 12 hours old so I'm a bit disappointed in you lot.
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  7. 04-20-17 07:23 AM #7
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    You sure it wasn't black hippy?
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  8. 04-20-17 07:31 AM #8
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    lol

    she is getting married

    Blazer this is not even a story
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  9. 04-20-17 08:03 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Is he a good athlete. If so they have created a super human
    no Otters i think he's white
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  10. 04-20-17 08:03 AM #10
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    How can you have sex with that? With that... thing?
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  11. 04-20-17 08:11 AM #11
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    with her pocket book.hell yes. Once ran into my dad's cousin at a bar and he introduced his wife. After she left i asked him what he was doing with such a homely broad. He said she owns this bar. She bought me a harley and a corvette. I don't have to work. I only have to have sex once a week. She died and left him 5 million dollars 7 years later from cancer. I rest my case!
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  12. 04-20-17 08:43 AM #12
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    Her dude is worth more than her. Founder of Reddit. She's not an idiot. She's not going to have a broke ass father for her children!
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  13. 04-20-17 08:56 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Her dude is worth more than her. Founder of Reddit. She's not an idiot. She's not going to have a broke ass father for her children!



    wrong

    She has 50x more networth

    He is very very small time compared to her financially
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  14. 04-20-17 08:59 AM #14
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    He's actually not worth that much. The word on the street is that his net worth is somewhere around 5-10M, while hers is close to 150M.

    My guess is that both are in it for the love and not money.
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  15. 04-20-17 09:00 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    He's actually not worth that much. The word on the street is that his worth is somewhere around 5-10M, while hers is close to 150M.

    My guess is that booth are in it for the love and not money.
    Thank you Sasha, sometimes I need to correct Shari
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  16. 04-20-17 09:03 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thank you Sasha, sometimes I need to correct Shari
    Coach I got your back pal...Snapchat me after lunch - I have a few questions about that Sharks ML for tonight.
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  17. 04-20-17 09:20 AM #17
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    after 1PM EST
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  18. 04-20-17 09:35 AM #18
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    Would not be able to get it up for Serena

    I would marry her though
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  19. 04-20-17 09:41 AM #19
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    Anyone else never been to Reddit and have no idea what the hell it is?
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  20. 04-20-17 09:53 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    Anyone else never been to Reddit and have no idea what the hell it is?
    Never been to Reddit or Pintrest or whatever that is
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  21. 04-20-17 10:00 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    How can you have sex with that? With that... thing?
    Her fiancé looks like type of guy that would let Serena use a strap on on him.

    She's a dominant butch athlete and he looks like an intellectual nerdy hipster.
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  22. 04-20-17 10:06 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    He's actually not worth that much. The word on the street is that his net worth is somewhere around 5-10M, while hers is close to 150M.

    My guess is that both are in it for the love and not money.
    Yes, he sold out his shares of Reddit well before it got famous. If he had hung onto them then he might be richer than her, but he cashed out early.

    She makes more money than him. She can probably bench more than he does.
    She clearly is the dominant alpha in that relationship.
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  23. 04-20-17 10:08 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Would not be able to get it up for Serena

    I would marry her though
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  24. 04-20-17 10:15 AM #24
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  25. 04-20-17 10:44 AM #25
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  26. 04-20-17 10:53 AM #26
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    her tennis is over.....she will get as big as a house.....

    BTW .... how could this Reddit Dude bang something like dat.....

    better fish in the sea to have a kid with....
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  27. 04-20-17 10:57 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    wrong

    She has 50x more networth

    He is very very small time compared to her financially
    Are you being serious or no?!

    Look into him and her a bit more ffs.

    Bloody bloody.
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  28. 04-20-17 11:12 AM #28
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    Reddit was a small time tech site

    Nothing like the giant players

    Guy with her for CASH
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  29. 04-20-17 11:49 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plaza23 View Post
    Yes, he sold out his shares of Reddit well before it got famous. If he had hung onto them then he might be richer than her, but he cashed out early.
    Mission impossible.
    The reason why Reddit is where it is right now is because 11 years ago they were acquired by a company called Condé Nast Publications.

    Both, this guy and his co-founder friend, were broke so they had to sell out - if not to Condé, then to someone else.

    This dude is now working there as a general employee...but still probably makes a ton of money.
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  30. 04-20-17 11:52 AM #30
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    Rich or not... guy is getting worn-out in bed
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  31. 04-20-17 11:54 AM #31
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    You can't eat steak every day.
    Bless the happy couple.
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  32. 04-20-17 12:29 PM #32
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    I would have impregnated her too if I was her fiance/husband. Would have penetrated her so deep that whoever pulled me out would be crowned King of England.
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  33. 04-20-17 12:42 PM #33
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    Shari let me handle these type of financial threads

    I know people's balance sheets very well
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  34. 04-20-17 01:09 PM #34
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    She is 35 years old. Probably tired of playing tennis anyway?
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  35. 04-20-17 01:13 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philmill View Post
    her tennis is over.....she will get as big as a house.....

    BTW .... how could this Reddit Dude bang something like dat.....

    better fish in the sea to have a kid with....
    Money marries money, that way they don't have to worry about one of them getting taken to the cleaners if there's a divorce. Smart move.
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