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    MinnesotaFats
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    Ceasars sends $5,000 parlay to back of the line

    Friday night, lines are a mile long at the book. I stand patiently in the line nearest the poker room, cash in hand, to parlay the Lakers +6 and Baylor ML.

    Line moves slowly but eventually I make it up front. Sure enough there's a sign that says 7 stars and Diamond only. I don't play slots, I play book and BJ, so I'm stuck at Platinum. Average $250/ per online; $500/ per in LV, so this is big for me. Guy actually checks my status card and instead of sending me thru to the window, with my cash in hand, actually escorts me to the end of the peasants line on the other side.

    Couldn't F'in believe it.

    Walked to Mirage and joined MLife. Told guy my story, he escorted me right to the window. Laid my action, won my bet. Will be good loyal gambler to MGM group now.

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    do u sometimes go in the ladies bathroom ?

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    Do you think they should accept all platinum customers at the "7 stars and Diamond only" window or only you?

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    Sammy and wife = Diamond

    easy to get

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Sammy and wife = Diamond

    easy to get

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    Do you think they should accept all platinum customers at the "7 stars and Diamond only" window or only you?

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    Caesars punks

    Terrible bankrupt property

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    JJ

    Harrahs/Caesars properties are +EV

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    Do you think they should accept all platinum customers at the "7 stars and Diamond only" window or only you?

    There was no markings for the line except at the very end. That being said, I think that a casino should look at the circumstances and not send $5k out the door. Just my opinion.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hu$tle View Post
    do u sometimes go in the ladies bathroom ?

    Ha who's this? Are you referring to the gal I pulled out of Omnia last year or just trolling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    There was no markings for the line except at the very end. That being said, I think that a casino should look at the circumstances and not send $5k out the door. Just my opinion.....

    Sounds like they saved themselves some money

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    I'm a diamond at ceasers windsor and only go 3 times a year MAX

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    reigle9
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    Could always just bum a card from someone at the poker table. When a new booze wench would come into the poker room and demand a 7* for grey goose, I'd just get one of the old guys to order for me.

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    anyone with top notch status lost a ton

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    JJ u have no clue. I barely goto windsor and have platnium status. I live 3 hours away and i think its a tactic to get out of town players to visit more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    I'm a diamond at ceasers windsor and only go 3 times a year MAX
    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    JJ u have no clue. I barely goto windsor and have platnium status. I live 3 hours away and i think its a tactic to get out of town players to visit more.

    so what are you diamond or platinum????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    anyone with top notch status lost a ton
    Coach don't you have Double Raid can status at Silver Sevens?
    Points Awarded:

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    Minny try a sports coat and pair of khakis ditch the shades and flip flops, skin

    act like a grown up get treated like one

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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    so what are you diamond or platinum????
    Platinum i meant diamond they give to anyone after playing at table games

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    anyone with top notch status lost a ton
    JJ gets it...they don't give you free shit for winning

    and a $5000 parlay at caesars is nothing

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    7 year Veteran here at SBR

    Playing 5k parlays

    no hundy to be a pro

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    Booya711
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    7 year Veteran here at SBR

    Playing 5k parlays

    no hundy to be a pro
    Can't make this shit up

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    I used to stay at Caesars properties but they're all kind of junky.

    These days I'm mlife all the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Minny try a sports coat and pair of khakis ditch the shades and flip flops, skin

    act like a grown up get treated like one

    Was looking good, had the jacket, headed to Stewart show then dinner. Looked 1st class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    7 year Veteran here at SBR

    Playing 5k parlays

    no hundy to be a pro

    I don't play the points here, and check the board periodically for news or different angles and opinions on anything from betting to politics. Certainly not enough solid cappers to tail. The value of being a pro I haven't determined, the ease of becoming pro bastardises the status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    I don't play the points here, and check the board periodically for news or different angles and opinions on anything from betting to politics. Certainly not enough solid cappers to tail. The value of being a pro I haven't determined, the ease of becoming pro bastardises the status.
    Yeah you're right. The 2 bashed I attended on SBR's dime (probably 1k a trip) plus the 1500 in cards I've cashed far outweighs the $100 a year I donate to a charity that's helps a fellow posters family. Cool story though Pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Yeah you're right. The 2 bashed I attended on SBR's dime (probably 1k a trip) plus the 1500 in cards I've cashed far outweighs the $100 a year I donate to a charity that's helps a fellow posters family. Cool story though Pal

    The forum is 'sports book review right, topics of sports, gambling and bookies welcome. Why dismiss or undermine a topic or story involving a sportsbook? The bsshes sound like fun but I can take my boat 2.5 hours and be in Key West any time I want, 5 hours to Nassau. The PRO status just signifies a membership, I really wish it'd have more prestige or at least a measured way of tracking or ranking pick posters to be more valuable to those who are more casual with following the board here. Really only see JJ and LT posting daily picks, JJ hovers around 50% and LT is usually solid, thou the wheels have come off a bit here lately. It's be a more interesting designation if it were used to rank and sort picks and trending data.

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    kmarinouofm
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Yeah you're right. The 2 bashed I attended on SBR's dime (probably 1k a trip) plus the 1500 in cards I've cashed far outweighs the $100 a year I donate to a charity that's helps a fellow posters family. Cool story though Pal
    if you don't put any points into action.. you will end up with 10.5 pizza cards a year.. that is $100 to charity .. for $200 in pizza return

    and this is the most basic of benefits of being a pro..

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    In Lake Tahoe this weekend at Harvey's (Caesars/total rewards) my buddy and I got a comp room for Saturday and Sunday. Saturday night we sit at the same $25 min BJ table for 5 1/2 hours. I gamble just over $1,200 he gambled around $1,400 with $100 to $200 bets mixed in there. Sunday morning we go to the VIP host to ask about comping our resort fees. She says we have $21 in comps total so couldn't waive them. Pack up our stuff, go to the front desk, tell the FD agent we're checking out early and going to Hard Rock next door. She applies the $21 comp credit and charges my credit card $4. Ridiculous. No hospitality what so ever. Thinking about switching to MLife also

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    In Lake Tahoe this weekend at Harvey's (Caesars/total rewards) my buddy and I got a comp room for Saturday and Sunday. Saturday night we sit at the same $25 min BJ table for 5 1/2 hours. I gamble just over $1,200 he gambled around $1,400 with $100 to $200 bets mixed in there. Sunday morning we go to the VIP host to ask about comping our resort fees. She says we have $21 in comps total so couldn't waive them. Pack up our stuff, go to the front desk, tell the FD agent we're checking out early and going to Hard Rock next door. She applies the $21 comp credit and charges my credit card $4. Ridiculous. No hospitality what so ever. Thinking about switching to MLife also
    looks like they have a nice promo as well for March Madness....2 nights 175 per plus you get a 100 food/beverage credit and a $20 William Hill free bet....

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    reigle9
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    pretty sure you can't even use comps for the resort fee in AC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    JJ

    Harrahs/Caesars properties are +EV
    He was referring to hisself, sam

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    JJ u have no clue. I barely goto windsor and have platnium status. I live 3 hours away and i think its a tactic to get out of town players to visit more.
    Jj knows some things. He knows which casino has two for tuesday hotdogs, $10 slot freerolls, and weekday $50 night rooms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    if you don't put any points into action.. you will end up with 10.5 pizza cards a year.. that is $100 to charity .. for $200 in pizza return

    and this is the most basic of benefits of being a pro..
    yeah sure the money all goes to charity. and only fat fukks give a shit about free pizza

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