1. 03-19-17 09:39 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Donk they are just messing around
    Ra77er!!! I hope all is well.

    I've been power posting forecasts and analysis of every NCAA game. I hope you caught a bit of the market action and drama during this time.

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  2. 03-19-17 10:01 PM #37
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    I'm sure there's a Saturday Night Live Skit that could be cut if Trump wasn't acting like a Nazi every week and that's where most of their attention goes
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  3. 03-19-17 10:02 PM #38
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    Oh and those white guys at end of bunch are just extended cheerleaders
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  4. 03-19-17 10:06 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheChamp1 View Post
    Those "little white guys" are who give the team a passing GPA. Basically, those "little white guys" enable the "big black guys" to be able to play
    This is true. Bump up the team GPA.

    Also serve as tutors to the stars and sometimes stand in to take tests.
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  5. 03-19-17 10:54 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Ra77er!!! I hope all is well.

    I've been power posting forecasts and analysis of every NCAA game. I hope you caught a bit of the market action and drama during this time.


    My bracket is in bad shape thats for certain! I'm not really following it as much as I have in the past. Hope you are doing well
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  6. 03-19-17 11:05 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    My bracket is in bad shape thats for certain! I'm not really following it as much as I have in the past. Hope you are doing well
    Gave some back today but the power posting has been something else. I've been able to show how and why lines move and many, many market mechanics at work in real time that pretty much everyone at SBR never knew existed.

    In other words, as these things are best taught by example, I've been posting things I shouldn't.

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  7. 03-20-17 12:08 AM #42
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    You guys see those small white dudes at the end of the Duke bench... I bet those guys can knock down shots all day but put them on a court with 5 guys over 6 feet and they'd end up in the hospital. Ducks have a walk on named Charlie Noebel, student section pushes pretty hard for him to enter the game during blowouts. It's pretty cute.
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  8. 03-20-17 12:21 AM #43
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    edit
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  9. 03-20-17 12:22 AM #44
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    So funny...saw this thread and a few minutes later decided to catch the end of the Oregon/RI game on tv...and sure enough there was this white kid riding the bench who was creamin his shorts every time the Ducks knocked down a 3. Gotta hand it to him though- kid's got some good moves.

    At 18 sec and 50 sec

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  10. 03-20-17 12:38 AM #45
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    Not all little white guys are just bench warmers.



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  11. 03-20-17 12:50 AM #46
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    Promise:

    * Kid got his 15min of Fame. Camera loved him. Good for him.

    ...The Monmouth bench-mob steals the show, tho.
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  12. 03-20-17 01:04 AM #47
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    Agreed. I'd prolly be doing the same thing if I were him. Hahahaha, where the hell have I been that I haven't seen all the Monmouth bench? These are so good:
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  13. 03-20-17 07:36 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Donk they are just messing around
    I know I know.... but look where the top guy's eyes are locked.....


    takin' meat gazin' to a whole new level....


    usually they wait until they hit the shower to do that.....
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  14. 03-20-17 08:08 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    I guess you could look at that and say why have this on the bench? when we have better athletes that can make our program stronger but I still say that without some kind of enthusiam/support from the bench you cannot win. You need lesser athletes to respect and support the stronger ones and the stronger ones will in turn show respect. If everyone thinks they are the best, then you never have a team.
    well, this has been the case, I guess, going back to the days of Spartacus.....




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  15. 03-20-17 08:14 AM #50
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    They are there to do the black guys homework
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  16. 03-20-17 08:59 AM #51
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    There's a reason teams like Grambling and Southern are on academic probation all the time...
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  17. 03-20-17 09:31 AM #52
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    agreed, champ, the biggest challenge coaches generally face once they bring uneducated, not givin' a shit about grades talent on campus is keeping them eligible to be on the court, gridiron, etc.....

    except the swim and diving coaches, and the tennis and golf coaches.....
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    What kind of a thread is this?
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  19. 03-20-17 09:40 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    What kind of a thread is this?
    to busy learning to shake your knockers to watch any March Madness, I see.....





    quit wasting so much f'n time, and catch some games, and while doing so look at the end of each team's bench each time they make a shot......


    here, I'll make it easy for you, so you can get back to watching some hoops (just follow her every move, tho your's may fly out of that toight little blue sports bra you're wearing):



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  20. 03-20-17 09:42 AM #55
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    Man, I LOVE the way she shakes that rack.



    Almost as much as these two who were filmed on the way from their dorms to come please me.

    "ummm how's your latte?"
    "yummeh"
    "me too"
    "it'll be really yummier licking it off steve"
    "i know, roit?"
    "yay!"
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  21. 03-20-17 09:53 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Man, I LOVE the way she shakes that rack.



    Almost as much as these two who were filmed on the way from their dorms to come please me.

    "ummm how's your latte?"
    "yummeh"
    "me too"
    "it'll be really yummier licking it off steve"
    "i know, roit?"
    "yay!"
    I wish you had posted the vid of them running away from your place, screaming and carrying cans of mace instead of those sundaes....

    those jugs were really bouncing as they ran full-f'n throttle to report you to the cops......
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  23. 03-20-17 10:08 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i think this photo is from last year's team, but me and my pet chimp and my cat could take the three guys on the end of the Jayhawk's bench in a three on three matchup....

    Opie could crush em by himself....

    It's a nice gig. All they really have to do is somehow dribble the ball over half court, maybe make a pass or two, and watch the last 6-8 seconds of the blowout tick off. As long as they don't trip and fall, they're successful! Nice work if you can get it!
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    wow.... after watching that PromiseLand's compilaton vid of all the gay-ass stuff those bench rider/cheerleader little white guys do while being bench jockeys for Monmouth, I now know the answer to the question of "where are the guys NOW that made this video about six years ago or so?"

    the vid:





    the answer: Ridin' the pine (and each other) for Monmouth U!!!!!
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    Definitely one of the more disturbing threads we have seen.
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  26. 03-21-17 08:27 AM #61
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    Stevie's back, boys.

    A forum-legend comes home.
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  27. 03-21-17 08:52 AM #62
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    It's funny....I have been watching these little white guys for years, but without ever really 'seeing them'.

    Since you posted this thread, they are all I see.

    Nooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Stevie's back, boys.

    A forum-legend comes home.

    How you been man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    How you been man.
    Been ok, pal. No complaints.

    Scouting out an east coast summer tour. Hoping to play some poker-tournaments.
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  30. 03-22-17 07:00 AM #65
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    Ah if you make it out this way holler at me. I can meet you at Sugar any Fri or Sun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    It's funny....I have been watching these little white guys for years, but without ever really 'seeing them'.

    Since you posted this thread, they are all I see.

    Nooooooo
    I knew this thread would have everyone who read it unable to NOT focus on these little douchebags from this point forward......
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    well fook mi..... IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.....

    saw some of these spastic jumpin-around-all-over-the-place pricks in the f'n MIT trny already last night.....

    rather than create a new thread, I figured I'd just "paulypoker" this one.....


    edit: damn glad I decided to bump this thread.... I'd forgotten all about this bitch:

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    Someone set the line: The 5 Worst white guys in all of these pictures combined vs The 5 Best basketball players in the history of SBR. My money is on the 5 Worst white guys in these pictures.
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  34. 03-14-18 02:39 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Someone set the line: The 5 Worst white guys in all of these pictures combined vs The 5 Best basketball players in the history of SBR. My money is on the 5 Worst white guys in these pictures.
    fuk that.... we have a goddam secret weapon:





    those little white spastic fuks about to get run the fuk ova!!!!!


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  35. 03-14-18 03:29 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    fuk that.... we have a goddam secret weapon:





    those little white spastic fuks about to get run the fuk ova!!!!!


    I stand corrected.
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