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    Question and Answer Time w/ Funnyb

    I post this thread for a couple reasons....

    1 being that I think it would be fun for all to ask questions to each other and get a ton of different answers

    2 being I had 2 interesting experiences already today and it is only 10:45am

    This chick I have seen a couple times sent me a text reading "Will you come on me tonight?"

    I didn't respond until she sent the next text 20 minutes later saying "I meant come TO me tonight"

    Let's get one thing clear...she meant come ON me and was scared that i didn't respond so she tried to correct herself. Didn't work.

    I responded with, "i will come on you yes"

    Question is....did i do the right thing here?


    Second situation is my buddy called me asking for relationship advice and if he should ask this girl to marry her or not?

    Answer: Look at her mother. That will be her in 30 years...do you want that?

    Response: Phuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    I post this thread for a couple reasons....

    1 being that I think it would be fun for all to ask questions to each other and get a ton of different answers

    2 being I had 2 interesting experiences already today and it is only 10:45am

    This chick I have seen a couple times sent me a text reading "Will you come on me tonight?"

    I didn't respond until she sent the next text 20 minutes later saying "I meant come TO me tonight"

    Let's get one thing clear...she meant come ON me and was scared that i didn't respond so she tried to correct herself. Didn't work.

    I responded with, "i will come on you yes"

    Question is....did i do the right thing here?


    Second situation is my buddy called me asking for relationship advice and if he should ask this girl to marry her or not?

    Answer: Look at her mother. That will be her in 30 years...do you want that?

    Response: Phuck

    Go ahead
    Daughters dont always turn out like their mothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Daughters dont always turn out like their mothers
    Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

    But 95% of the time these statements are true

    I love you tho bro
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    You handled the first situation like a pro. Kudos.

    second situation. Tell your buddy to text his girl your same text.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    You handled the first situation like a pro. Kudos.

    second situation. Tell your buddy to text his girl your same text.
    Epic
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    why pick a shitty state run university when just 13 miles away you could have went to an amazing private university

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

    But 95% of the time these statements are true

    I love you tho bro
    4-0 on last 4 warnings

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    why pick a shitty state run university when just 13 miles away you could have went to an amazing private university

    #fighton
    Because in high school I got offered a scholarship to UCLA and I was a minority. I used my ex girlfriends name to get in...her last name was Sun Kim
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Just like you don't ALWAYS pick losers

    But 95% of the time these statements are true

    I love you tho bro
    Personality or physically?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Personality or physically?
    Whichever you prefer, or both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Do you have a job?
    Job no

    Career Yes
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    Have you ever been to a gloryhole?

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    What happen to your wife funny

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    Have you ever been to Aaron Brothers and if so have you purchased anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Have you ever been to a gloryhole?
    twice
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    What happen to your wife funny
    never had a wife, But she is good
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Have you ever been to Aaron Brothers and if so have you purchased anything?
    Ya man... got picture frames for me and the wife
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    funny, i woulda gone with "yes, I will come in your ass"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetweenHerCheeks View Post
    funny, i woulda gone with "yes, I will come in your ass"
    My mid had already thought of that 18 times

    too soon tho...

    maybe tomorrow?
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    You spent time in prison, what was for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bhoor View Post
    You spent time in prison, what was for?
    Funny answer the question

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    No prison for me
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    i thought you had a gf or something gay like that

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