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    MisterLucky
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    ...So I just got out of prison...

    In all seriousness, I just got home from doing 5 years. I obviously have no idea what any of my old user names or password, of even emails. If I try to reopen at some of my old time favorite s, will that be okay??

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    t-wizzle
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    Your first stop after 5 years in the slammer is SBR?
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    Welcome to sbr...this thread will be 4+ pages by nights end

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    Welcome back...

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    did u kick someones ass on the first day or were you someones bitch ?

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    Fukking cutter

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    How was the food

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Fukking cutter
    isnt he the one that gets his toilet paper from BK

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Your first stop after 5 years in the slammer is SBR?
    You going to crack a joke at a guy that just got out after doing 5 years?

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    cant wait for your picks

    you've had plenty of time to cap
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    Congrats

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    Welcome back Obamasmyuncle!

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    stevek

    you spent 5 days in jail....NOT 5 years

    calm down
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    Chi_archie
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Welcome back Obamasmyuncle!

    you might be onto something

    last post was 12-12-11

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-ml-365-a.html

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    What got you sent down, bruh?

    I done 2 bids myself. 16 months on a motherfukkin weapons charge and 38 for violating my motherfukkin parole when a motherfukker tried to fukk me out of what's mine, you dig?

    Put that shit in the past. I ain't goin down again fam. Get jammed next time, we holding court in the street.
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    I would love for this guy to say he was in jail for murder and got out on a trial technicality...

    Half of these jokers sphincters would tighten up like a rubber band

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    so obama let you out early i see ... o shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    you might be onto something

    last post was 12-12-11

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-ml-365-a.html

    I'm sharp....

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    JMobile
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    What state facility did you attend?

    What were you sentenced for?

    Did you require special housing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterLucky View Post
    In all seriousness, I just got home from doing 5 years. I obviously have no idea what any of my old user names or password, of even emails. If I try to reopen at some of my old time favorite s, will that be okay??
    Never fukkin heard of ya pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by readytowinem View Post
    You going to crack a joke at a guy that just got out after doing 5 years?
    Do you know where we are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Do you know where we are?
    This place is super legit Wizzle. Don't you dare imply what I think you are implying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterLucky View Post
    In all seriousness, I just got home from doing 5 years. I obviously have no idea what any of my old user names or password, of even emails. If I try to reopen at some of my old time favorite s, will that be okay??
    yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Do you know where we are?
    I'm guessing for as many losers as you handed out a cardboard box?

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    Is it a parole violation to be on SBR?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterLucky View Post
    In all seriousness, I just got home from doing 5 years. I obviously have no idea what any of my old user names or password, of even emails. If I try to reopen at some of my old time favorite s, will that be okay??
    Did MrsLucky leave u once judge Judy laid the hammer down? Or did she stick around till she heard you were getting busy with Bubba in cell block 8?

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    Auto Donk
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    stevieK had to know I'd be able to get to him in the joint, and had to know I wasn't going to let that bullshit song to my wife slide without him having to pay some dues for it.....

    had a former client of mine that got sent up, who was a MS-13 member, reach out to some of his buds in the same system, and got Stevie this nice prison tat in retribution:


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    Classic SBR.

    Unknown poster makes a provocative thread... doesn't post in it again

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    Big Bear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    stevieK had to know I'd be able to get to him in the joint, and had to know I wasn't going to let that bullshit song to my wife slide without him having to pay some dues for it.....

    had a former client of mine that got sent up, who was a MS-13 member, reach out to some of his buds in the same system, and got Stevie this nice prison tat in retribution:

    donkster!

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    He is gone

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    Kickles!!!

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    Ramen noodles and cocoa powder mix is the currency in Jails/Prisons. A lot of unsolved crimes have been forged by investigators coming in and offering these items to inmates.
    What was your crime Mr. Lucky?

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