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    stealthyburrito
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    Rumors About Political Figures We've Determined to be True

    Barack Hussein Obama is a Kenyan Muslim

    The Clintons headquartered a child sex slave trafficking operation in a D.C. area pizza parlor

    Ted Cruz's father was involved in the plot to assassinate JFK

    Donald Trump enjoys water sports: paid Russian sex workers to urinate on a bed in a Moscow hotel.


    Any others?

    Let's keep it to contemporary politicians, I don't care if LBJ enjoyed whipping his dick out ("Jumbo" he called it) as an intimidation tactic against diplomats, political opponents, and members of the press.

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    Merkel once ate a tarantula alive then spit it out onto South American leaders

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    Michelle Michael Obama is a tranny

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    John podesta is a vampire who drinks blood.
    Marko rubio is an ex gay prostitute

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    Marco was indeed a go-go boy

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    Excellent boys let's get em all out on the table

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Michelle Michael Obama is a tranny
    Sammy we want rumors this is common knowledge

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