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    Messing around with MONSTER TEASER

    Raiders +17
    Seahawks +4.5
    Steelers +3
    Packers +8.5
    Bama +6.5

    1.2 units to win 1 unit


    Got bored and started messing around with monster teamers. Didnt feel like risking a loss by adding basketball play(s) so i'll just sit tight with this one. Just a one unit play, now tell me how big of an idiot I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notorious_Donk View Post
    Raiders +17
    Seahawks +4.5
    Steelers +3
    Packers +8.5
    Bama +6.5

    1.2 units to win 1 unit


    Got bored and started messing around with monster teamers. Didnt feel like risking a loss by adding basketball play(s) so i'll just sit tight with this one. Just a one unit play, now tell me how big of an idiot I am
    I would tease Clemson up instead of crossing 0 and only getting 6.5 with Bama.

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    It's da manster teaser

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    not quite chi archie...I went the other way and took the dogs and I only did a 3 teamer!......I already posted my play this week in my thread but here it is just in case you missed it...it's also a damn good possibility that both of us hit!...

    Wager type : Parlay
    #1) NFL Football
    Selection : Detroit Lions 1/7/2017 5:15PM - (PST)Spread +18½ -409 for Game

    #2) NFL Football
    Selection : New York Giants 1/8/2017 1:40PM - (PST)Spread +14½ -486 for Game

    #3) College Football
    Selection : Clemson 1/9/2017 5:30PM - (PST)Spread +15½ -304 for Game

    Risking : 1,000.00 To Win : 994.17 USD

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    Like Damansters better

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    no value with PIT +3 (won't lose by 1 or 2) tease them down to a -3 with someone in a 7 pt teaser if necessary. also may as well tease ALA down to -1/2 with a 6 pt teaser instead of going to an unwise + 6 1/2. OAK will be just fine teased up to a +10 or 11. no need to get to 17. NYG nice fit at +11. leaning towards DET +14 against a not that sharp SEA team. these games can be played with regular teasers. mix and match 2 and 3 teamers. do not tease through zero no matter what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    not quite chi archie...I went the other way and took the dogs and I only did a 3 teamer!......I already posted my play this week in my thread but here it is just in case you missed it...it's also a damn good possibility that both of us hit!...

    Wager type : Parlay
    #1) NFL Football
    Selection : Detroit Lions 1/7/2017 5:15PM - (PST)Spread +18½ -409 for Game

    #2) NFL Football
    Selection : New York Giants 1/8/2017 1:40PM - (PST)Spread +14½ -486 for Game

    #3) College Football
    Selection : Clemson 1/9/2017 5:30PM - (PST)Spread +15½ -304 for Game

    Risking : 1,000.00 To Win : 994.17 USD
    Actually there is a good chance we both hit!

    I like Lions and Giants in your teaser but Clemson scares me. Bama has the scariest defense in the country and Saban isn't scared to stay on the gas pedal. I would not be surprised if it was a Bama 17 pt win, but I also wouldn't be surprised if they lose by 7 and I get bitten by the hook. Thats the way the cookie crumbles.... Either way, BOL manster

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    thanks bro!..GL to you as well.......actually I love Clemson (+15.5)...last years championship game was epic with Alabama finally winning 40 - 35...I expect a similar type of game...Gus Malzahn, Auburn's coach, said that the QB DeShaun Watson is hands down the best player in the country (which I strongly disagree...but that is another discussion for another time) and he also said that Clemson is the only offense in Division I-A that can move the ball with success against Bama's defense...talent and depth wise, both teams are equal...skill positions, Clemson is every bit as good if not better than Bama....this game will most likely come down to the final possession again or whomever has the ball last...

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    seems like a lot of work for less than even money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    thanks bro!..GL to you as well.......actually I love Clemson (+15.5)...last years championship game was epic with Alabama finally winning 40 - 35...I expect a similar type of game...Gus Malzahn, Auburn's coach, said that the QB DeShaun Watson is hands down the best player in the country (which I strongly disagree...but that is another discussion for another time) and he also said that Clemson is the only offense in Division I-A that can move the ball with success against Bama's defense...talent and depth wise, both teams are equal...skill positions, Clemson is every bit as good if not better than Bama....this game will most likely come down to the final possession again or whomever has the ball last...
    As long as it's a good game Manster!

    Best case scenario we both win
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    Teasers look good until games over

    Many think sucker plays

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    There is no value with teasers period. You are giving away the farm to win the front porch. Teasers are suckers plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    There is no value with teasers period. You are giving away the farm to win the front porch. Teasers are suckers plays.
    That is what is preached yes bigD but some of us don't have the same discipline u exhibit and can't stay away from every game. Doesn't manster do well with these?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    That is what is preached yes bigD but some of us don't have the same discipline u exhibit and can't stay away from every game. Doesn't manster do well with these?
    yes, I do..and I've got threads to prove it!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    There is no value with teasers period. You are giving away the farm to win the front porch. Teasers are suckers plays.
    In the past year I've had good return on my teasers. You are correct, sometimes you give away the farm to win the front porch but if you have control of your wagering that wont hurt you

    I don't do many monster teasers so I thought I would throw it out here because I like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Teasers look good until games over

    Many think sucker plays
    I tend to stay away from teasers now, but when I was less than a year in I LOVED them. Felt "safer" to gain some type of insurance. But like you say, looks good on paper type thing.

    If I tease, 2 team max. But those 13.5 pt football teasers are fun though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    not quite chi archie...I went the other way and took the dogs and I only did a 3 teamer!......I already posted my play this week in my thread but here it is just in case you missed it...it's also a damn good possibility that both of us hit!...

    Wager type : Parlay
    #1) NFL Football
    Selection : Detroit Lions 1/7/2017 5:15PM - (PST)Spread +18½ -409 for Game

    #2) NFL Football
    Selection : New York Giants 1/8/2017 1:40PM - (PST)Spread +14½ -486 for Game

    #3) College Football
    Selection : Clemson 1/9/2017 5:30PM - (PST)Spread +15½ -304 for Game

    Risking : 1,000.00 To Win : 994.17 USD
    i may tail this. this is gold.
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    ^^^...go for it, Jay!...

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    Let's go Bama

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    Snuck out this teaser with Bama on the last leg. I'm gonna make another for NFL divisional weekend

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    good job, donk!...nice hit!...

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    Nice win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    good job, donk!...nice hit!...
    Quote Originally Posted by aston View Post
    Nice win
    Thanks fellas. I'm not Manster but trying my best

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    Falcons +8
    Patriots -2
    Steelers +14.5
    Packers +17.5

    1.3 units to win 1 unit


    Nice little teaser for the divisional round of NFL playoffs. I'm not a fan of the juice but again, i'm not risking a basketball play to ruin the football teaser. I like this teaser just as much as the other one in this thread.... Patriots are a lock and I believe Matty Ice, Big Ben, and A-Rod can keep their games close (although I think all of these teams win straight up). Cheers fellas

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