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    Solid like usual. Slipping a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Its true. The "Homemade Russian Dressing" vid was one of the most bizarre scenes ever filmed on the forum
    I tossed a mean salad that day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    my wife was on here listening to this guy serenade her again, then clicked on this thread.....

    stevie, any chance you had to steal her away is now officially lost.....

    tho if you showed up at the bash, she might peg you with her sean michaels strapon attachment after her third molly kicks in.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    my wife was on here listening to this guy serenade her again, then clicked on this thread.....

    stevie, any chance you had to steal her away is now officially lost.....

    tho if you showed up at the bash, she might peg you with her sean michaels strapon attachment....

    I'll be at the bash

    I can't wait to bury my face in those tig ole bitties

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    Anybody find it kinda weird that Donk knows the name of male porn stars?

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    Donker that's not Steve

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I tossed a mean salad that day
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Anybody find it kinda weird that Donk knows the name of male porn stars?
    his f'n name is on the box......

    it's weird that I can read?????

    I also know johny wad's name and nacho vidal..... after that I don't know a whole lot of em....

    lex steele..... and mr. marcus.... only because a bitch I dated loved bbc videos......

    i was the only white guy she ever dated.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Donker that's not Steve
    steviek has a twin brother????


    ps.... as for the list, great work JJ.... when you get in trouble in texas, I'll represent you free of charge.....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 01-01-17 at 06:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    steviek has a twin brother????


    ps.... as for the list, great work JJ.... when you get in trouble in texas, I'll represent you free of charge.....
    That's Burrito Probably the greatest entrance video in SBR history

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    Why do StealthyBurrito and Steviek look EXACTLY THE SAME???

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    Impossible for me to make the list

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    Guys let's focus on the important thing - autodonk's wife's .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Guys let's focus on the important thing - autodonk's wife's .
    this is so true.... i've been focusing on them since 2007, and still do so daily.....


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    You really do think I'm bald, huh? Ya fck. Every time, that's all I get for a comment. I shaved my head one time to look like my idol.





    Mr. Lahey, not for your horsehead head, goggle wearing, power bottom ass.

    Lost that damn picture too. Whatever happened to the kid good with Photoshop? excel? I think.

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    Looks like I'm still posting in all the right places.

    Congratulations on the big win Richie.


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    methodone clinic vs. South Beach.....

    guess I shoulda shot up some heroin in my vid, might have edged richy out.....

    congrats on the win, richie.... if you'd hit on that strung out blonde sitting across from that vid and closed the deal, you'd be sbr poster of the century

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    reigle posts a pic of his dong and only gets 45???

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    reigle posts a pic of his dong and only gets 45???
    I missed that. Is he hung like a horse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I missed that. Is he hung like a horse?
    no idea

    didn't see it

    was like 2 seconds too late

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    no idea

    didn't see it

    was like 2 seconds too late
    I saw it. And, disappointingly, no...he's certainly not.

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    Wow😲

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    Donker only 4 inches..he brags he is big so you then know he is small

    So easy to tell

    I am a pro at this stuff

    I tell everyone I am 2.5 inches but really 8.7 inches

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    id post one of mine for you meat gazing fahgs, but you'll need an oversized monitor to fully take it in.....

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    I demand a recount

    Should have been at least 39th

    #RussianHackers

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Donker only 4 inches..he brags he is big so you then know he is small

    So easy to tell

    I am a pro at this stuff

    I tell everyone I am 2.5 inches but really 8.7 inches
    JJ have you ever gone up to a random guy and grabbed his cawk and balls through his pants as a joke?

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    "_______________" = 8.7 inches according to J.J. Gold

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    Wow gold no wonder you don't get action 😮

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    also according to JJ Gold:





    =


    ​4"

    I'll gladly take my "4 inches" over JJ's "8.7 inches" any day of the year..... All day, e'er day!

    Sincerely,
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    Waaaaa?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    "_______________" = 8.7 inches according to J.J. Gold

    It's so tiny I bet the girls call it "cute".

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    to summarize:




    VS.



    =




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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    It's so tiny I bet the girls call it "cute".
    GIRLS are turned on by having a bigger clit than a loser like JJ's dick.....

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    Dear god make it stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ have you ever gone up to a random guy and grabbed his cawk and balls through his pants as a joke?
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