The swinger title reminded me of a funny story that involved a friend of mine and his girl.
They both go to some other dudes house... he has a girlfriend as well... and she's like part Asian or something. All 4 of them are smoking down. Shooting the sh#$ etc. The guy who owns the home calls my friend to the side and says hey... did you ever think about switching up for a round? He goes what do you mean? He goes... I want you to fuk my girl... and I'll have your girl. Now my buddy is the jealous type... but he's also horny as fuk... likes to do different things. The dude that owns the house goes... have you ever fukked an Asian before? He goes no. Well tonight's your night.
This dude just wanted my friend's girl... clearly... she's dumber than a box of rocks and has a nice set of implants. I could see why he'd want to bang her.
So... my friend takes his GF to the side and says... hey... that other guy wanted to know if you wanted to switch up partners for an hour or so? She goes... what? You mean... fuk? Like right now? At first she goes... no... I don't want to. Now remember he's the insecure one... but nutty in the head. He's kind of begging her to do it. She goes... are you sure this won't mess up our relationship? He goes no... we'll be fine.
So my friend gives the other guy the OK. The owner of the house takes my friend's girl to his bedroom. And my friend takes his girl to the living room to fuk her on the couch.
This is when it gets so funny...
My friend is banging that Asian on the couch. And... all he's thinking about... is how the other guy is slamming his girl.
So, the sex wasn't that good... and they stop after 20 minutes. Their both sitting on the couch... waiting for their other partners to come out of the bedroom. How fukking awkward is this?
I said... did you even talk to each other afterwards? He said no... I said... did you watch TV or something? He goes no... the TV was off. I said... you should of turned the TV on.
He said... all I could hear is him thumping my girl.
So after 45 minutes of his GF fukking the other dude... they finally come out of their bedroom.
She came out with a smile... and says honey did you enjoy it (to her boyfriend). He looks mad as hell... grabs her arm... takes her outside... and they had a major argument. He kept on asking her... Did you like it? Was he bigger than me? Why did you take so long? WTF? That's what he said. She replies... what was I supposed to do? He's on top of me... should I of said please stop my boyfriend is done banging your girl now... so I'm done?
What an absolute train wreck.