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    Auto Donk
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    VIDEO: Special Message to JJ Gold from the middle of the Caribbean.... CLUB PLAYER

    jj GOLD IS A F'N PUSSY....

    CLUB PLAYER?

    suk on this two hour session, on a $300 2-5 nlhe buyin, bitch.....

    still waitin for your little scared ass to play me heads up for $20,000

    you challanged me, you little bitch......

    step up to the f'n plate:

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    Get em Donk!!!

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    lol

    good win

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    I didn't realize this dunk dude was pushing 60 years old! Nice Lil AARP trip there!Nice winnings!

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    Archie is he that old??????????????????????

    I cannot hit a guy older than me man

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    reigle9
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    Man I really gotta hit some cruise ship poker rooms.

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    lol...oh my

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    "I'll throw you right off this mother fukker!"

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    hey Donk would love to play your ass in poker. maybe next Bash

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    How did you manage to get cocaine on the boat ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    How did you manage to get cocaine on the boat ?

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    awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    Man I really gotta hit some cruise ship poker rooms.
    not a problem, just don't sit there all day cause you'll never beat the rake on most ships which is sometimes 3x-4x higher than a good poker room...plenty of donks though of course

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    just woke up after passin' clean the fuk out for three hours.....

    may have been roofied..... or it could have been the half bottle of patron I guzzled at the casino bar.....

    about to eat "dessert"......

    wife took $500 of my winnings and apparently hit some slots.... now some sheik mother fukker is up her ass like no there' no tomorrow.....

    I told her to set him up for a take down later tonight.....

    will report back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    just woke up after passin' clean the fuk out for three hours.....

    may have been roofied..... or it could have been the half bottle of patron I guzzled at the casino bar.....

    about to eat "dessert"......

    wife took $500 of my winnings and apparently hit some slots.... now some sheik mother fukker is up her ass like no there' no tomorrow.....

    I told her to set him up for a take down later tonight.....

    will report back

    careful donker, he may be setting her up for a 1 way flight to Dubai on his private jet

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    Send me private set up web pages of your rated x stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    careful donker, he may be setting her up for a 1 way flight to Dubai on his private jet
    ARE you saying I might be single again.......????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I didn't realize this dunk dude was pushing 60 years old! Nice Lil AARP trip there!Nice winnings!


    Donker is like 42. Needs to moisturize.
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    Automan 61 or so

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    Donk looks like he has a snakeskin wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    How did you manage to get cocaine on the boat ?
    thats easy

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    Jj I think you could take him.
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    Donk is a forum legend

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    Yeh pretty easy


    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Jj I think you could take him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    Donk looks like he has a snakeskin wallet.
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    Donk if u ever come to Toronto ill play you a 10k heads up tourney. Id prefer PLO but ill play NLE,

    One stipulation you bring ur little toy with the breasts with you.

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    how bout you bring yo ass and yo wallet to htown......

    whatever stakes you wanna play i'm in......

    and i kick your ass no matter how the cards turn out

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    I don't know how old this mother fukker is.

    Don't care either.

    Donker looks like a tough SOB.

    I wouldn't fukk with him.

    Just waiting for some wifey tittie pics... are we not???

    Lets go Donker, we need to see the goods.

    we've already seen her underneath the sheets hiding everyting... now lets see the good stuff.
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    dude whats the worship with DONKER..guy is a tool, talks shit cant wait to meet him...lets see how tough this guy is in person...looks like a skinny stupid hillbillie..u guys impress easy..fuk this clown ...love these type of asshole talk a big game till somebody pulls back the curtain
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    dude whats the worship with DONKER..guy is a tool, talks shit cant wait to meet him...lets see how tough this guy is in person...looks like a skinny stupid hillbillie..u guys impress easy..fuk this clown ...love these type of asshole talk a big game till somebody pulls back the curtain


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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    dude whats the worship with DONKER..guy is a tool, talks shit cant wait to meet him...lets see how tough this guy is in person...looks like a skinny stupid hillbillie..u guys impress easy..fuk this clown ...love these type of asshole talk a big game till somebody pulls back the curtain
    Haha well said

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    Fuk him

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    Donkey, where's my shout out in vid?

    Do your wife a solid & jump overboard clown, I'll take good care of her.

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    we want titties

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    jj you got this guy riled the fuk up

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