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    jjgold
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    Sucks Every Friday Night Staying Home Looking At Penthouse Magazines

    Fukkin loser

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    Booya711
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    meet at waffle house on 34th street there in Ocala at 11:43pm tonight

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    SharpAngles
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    Cancelled my subscription once they got into the pee fetish

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    JJ go to the adult gloryhole book store and pick up a few copies of Swank and and Fox.

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    jjgold
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    Booya your a jerkoff

    I have never seen you without a football jersey on except the diner you went to with bigday

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    PorkChop
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    Im live betting NHL tonight jj

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    Im live betting NHL tonight jj
    Gonna get a nice meal after too, not sure where, Friday night avoid the strip

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    SharpAngles
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    Only spank mag a man needs


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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    Im live betting NHL tonight jj

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    You can always add a few more post. Lol lol lol

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    penthouse mags? its 2016, the internet is a wonderful thing

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    jjgold
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    nothing like mags

    cut out the pussys and put on your lips
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing like mags
    cut out the pussys and put on your lips
    Jesus.....wtf JJ?

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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Driving a range rover for the night.

    Kind of underwhelmed

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    telling you jj, when you in ny, hook you up with a happy ending,you been dry too long...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Cancelled my subscription once they got into the pee fetish
    Really???... that's when they got me to subscribe. You're such a fukkin Philistine it's embarrassing, Sharpy.

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    Smoke
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    Here ya go corbin


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    Quote Originally Posted by triplecrown333 View Post
    telling you jj, when you in ny, hook you up with a happy ending,you been dry too long...
    You're gonna suck him off or give him a handy? You don't even need your full hand for him, thumb and index is more than enough.

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    i use to go down to my local shop to buy one of those dirty mags when i was 14 years old lol, those mags where always hidden on the top shelf

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Cancelled my subscription once they got into the pee fetish

    Couldn't handle the next level stuff huh? you fukin pusssy

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Here ya go corbin

    fuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Booya your a jerkoff

    I have never seen you without a football jersey on except the diner you went to with bigday
    Lolol....sounds like a wanna be thug coach

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Booya your a jerkoff

    I have never seen you without a football jersey on except the diner you went to with bigday
    Probably likes rap music also

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    I already told you to get a sex robot gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post

    Lolol....sounds like a wanna be thug coach
    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post

    Probably likes rap music also
    Better than being a 70 year old fukk with an ugly basement

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    I remember the days before xvideos where you actually had to go to the adult store to get vids and mags. You would get out the car and try not to be spotted by someone you now lol. Some people would hide behind the corners until all the cars passed
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    You would think they would have had more parking in the rear at those stores. Always right off a busy street and they make you park in the front with cars zipping by so you'd have to go in with a hat and sunglasses looking down at the ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Only spank mag a man needs

    No wonder Santa got married. But i understand his concern with Mrs. Claus.s elf fetish.

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    Get a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    You would think they would have had more parking in the rear at those stores. Always right off a busy street and they make you park in the front with cars zipping by so you'd have to go in with a hat and sunglasses looking down at the ground.
    Fukk Yea. My heart would be pounding. Had to slam a sixer just to get the courage lol.

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    Jj. Just so you know i debated. Today. 1. Escort 2. Club. 3. Blackbook. After debating time, effort, and cash expenditures. I went to video store and got a couple of videos. Tonite houston is at OKC. So ill be watching. Then tomorrow OSU vs Tulsa in tulsa. Ill go to that. Sometimes. You just dont need a chick.

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    JJ are these new penthouse mags or ones from the 80's with hairy bushed chicks?

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nothing like mags

    cut out the pussys and put on your lips

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    I always wonder what happens to the girls that stripped or posed nude for magazines when they were 18.
    Like, do 5% of them becoming normal wives with kids, and live normal lives?

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