[Kermit]

JJ is more of the Kalib Starnes of the forum.

[KickShootThrow]

you're outta luck, waves......

Kickles likes her men with an actual chest, not a flappy small-b cup rack......

but, perhaps she's got a thing for ghettos and 82 ford taurases with no hub caps..... and rubber dongs strapped on their f'n forheads......


kickles, here's how waves rolls:



Hop in and get yourself a handful of that..... (well, at least a handfull of flappy b-cups, if you can squish both flappy into one hand)......

meanwhile, here's how donk rolls:








shit, half the posters on that list above would've loved to have blown me about an hour after this photo was taken, just so they could get a taste of Ms. Drake's vagina......

Oh wow Donk, what a player.

We should get together

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker is going to bang JJ's girl.

[Auto Donk]

Donker is going to bang JJ's girl.

I pretty much bang everybody's girl.....

[Fire in da hole]

I pretty much bang everybody's girl.....

Does Ms. Donk partake in the festivities?

[Auto Donk]

Does Ms. Donk partake in the festivities?

only if she wants to.....

candidly, she usually picks out our score, for if i do it, it's usually an immediate thumbs down (which is why i learned long ago not to voice a preference for any particular available babe)..... Any wise guy in the so called lifestyle knows this key rule: "let her run the show, you sit back and enjoy the fun and wonderful fruits of her labor.... The second a hot babe is your idea, your babe will deep-six it because her inner insecurities, and her knowledge or fear, even if unsubstantiated, of what other women will try and take from her, will fill her head and cause her concern to the extent it won't be happening..... even if your babe also finds her to be the hottest unicorn available and wants to do her more than you do."

[sweethook]

only if she wants to.....

candidly, she usually picks out our score, for if i do it, it's usually an immediate thumbs down (which is why i learned long ago not to voice a preference for any particular available babe)..... Any wise guy in the so called lifestyle knows this key rule: "let her run the show, you sit back and enjoy the fun and wonderful fruits of her labor.... The second a hot babe is your idea, your babe will deep-six it because her inner insecurities, and her knowledge or fear, even if unsubstantiated, of what other women will try and take from her, will fill her head and cause her concern to the extent it won't be happening..... even if your babe also finds her to be the hottest unicorn available and wants to do her more than you do."

this .. .. this is how we roll

[Fire in da hole]

only if she wants to.....

candidly, she usually picks out our score, for if i do it, it's usually an immediate thumbs down (which is why i learned long ago not to voice a preference for any particular available babe)..... Any wise guy in the so called lifestyle knows this key rule: "let her run the show, you sit back and enjoy the fun and wonderful fruits of her labor.... The second a hot babe is your idea, your babe will deep-six it because her inner insecurities, and her knowledge or fear, even if unsubstantiated, of what other women will try and take from her, will fill her head and cause her concern to the extent it won't be happening..... even if your babe also finds her to be the hottest unicorn available and wants to do her more than you do."

Auto Donk for President

[stevek173]

I had Opie as the clear number one and Donker as a close 2nd but I really think they could easily split it. Both total pimps if they want to be, but have no need to be because they both have beautiful wives and are extremely economically sound. Yes Donkner lives more of a nothing to lose lifestyle but don't underestimate Opie, his drinking during family idle time then teaching his family hunting and sports as time allows.

I call for a split vote/win between those two with many honorable mentions.