1. 04-19-20 10:49 PM #1
    pavyracer
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    Proof that SBR Posters Never Leave the House

    We have hundreds of posters and not a single poster got the Corona virus. I'm very proud of you but what is wrong with you? Posting 24/7 and never getting out of the house!
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  2. 04-19-20 11:33 PM #2
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    Called smart phones bud
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  3. 04-20-20 12:12 AM #3
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    Most of SBR is intoxicated, hungover, high on something, looking to get high, wrapping up a Z pack from the clap, fighting off some other disease, etc... etc... Probably be hard to know what they have or don’t have.
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  4. 04-20-20 12:51 AM #4
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    Coronahoax
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  5. 04-20-20 01:31 AM #5
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    I guess that peopless privacy is not to be broadcasted in a degenerate gambling forum, whatever u post is save for the world to see.
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  6. 04-20-20 01:36 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Coronahoax
    Lmao. You had to know sourtwist would turn this into a conspiracy.

    conspiracy guy is always the lowest IQ people.
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  7. 04-20-20 08:33 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    Lmao. You had to know sourtwist would turn this into a conspiracy.

    conspiracy guy is always the lowest IQ people.
    When he says hoax he means it isn't even 10% as bad as they made it out to be. He isn't saying that the virus isn't real.
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  8. 04-20-20 09:02 AM #8
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    More posters here have a callous problem on their right hands than any other issue. Unless they are left handed.
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  9. 04-20-20 10:07 AM #9
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    Maybe these people are smarter than the average Joe. They take precautions and avoid crowds. They wash their hands regularly and use sanitizer. They are healthy with no preexisting conditions that may make them more susceptible to getting sick.....

    Wait, what.... Oh you said SBR posters. My bad.
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  10. 04-20-20 10:12 AM #10
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    one poster admitted he did get the Wuhan virus but beat it.
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  11. 04-20-20 10:18 AM #11
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    I just cut the grass
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  12. 04-20-20 10:22 AM #12
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    SBR would even be better at Corona isolation if there were sports betting still going on..

    We would all really be quarantine champions and roll models for the rest of the world to follow if that were the case.

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  13. 04-20-20 11:03 AM #13
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  14. 04-20-20 12:16 PM #14
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    there isn't free booze outside my house, why would i leave. government paying me to sit inside and drink
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  15. 04-20-20 12:32 PM #15
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    I just cut the grass
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  16. 04-20-20 12:44 PM #16
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    i got 2 blue bandanas, an old blue colts hat and a blue coat whenever i go to a public place. i look like a member of the italian crips.
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  17. 04-20-20 12:46 PM #17
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    75% never leave the house regardless of what’s going on in the world
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  18. 04-20-20 12:47 PM #18
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    jj, get ready to make some money in about 1 hr, i got a good one up i think.1-0 today
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  19. 04-20-20 01:03 PM #19
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    I take my dog for a walk thru the subdivision every day. Go out when I need something, usually once a week for necessities. Our golf courses are open but weather hasn’t been the greatest so chosen not play the last few weeks. I may start playing golf alone soon. When our governor gives the ok to go out freely, then I will. Until then I will follow his guidelines. Our stay at home order was extended to May 1st last week.

    Some would call what I’m doing being scared, but I call it being smart. And being smart is what we need to beat this thing.
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  20. 04-20-20 01:34 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    We have hundreds of posters and not a single poster got the Corona virus. I'm very proud of you but what is wrong with you? Posting 24/7 and never getting out of the house!
    do you have the coronavirus?

    basically fukked yourself here

    great post clown
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  21. 04-20-20 02:01 PM #21
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    Not many people going out in general the last five weeks
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  22. 04-20-20 02:42 PM #22
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    jj, i told you i had a easy one............
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  23. 04-20-20 02:53 PM #23
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    lock down
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  24. 04-20-20 03:25 PM #24
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    I go to work M-F, golf, drink on the beach, or kayaking on the weekend. Healthy at the young age of 45. Would probably beat it with OTC drugs if I get it.
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  25. 04-20-20 06:23 PM #25
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    Very low Corona infection rate projected in the future with SBR members..
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  26. 04-20-20 06:34 PM #26
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    SBR posters are very responsible. We have been blessed everyone is taking precautions to not get sick. SBR is an example the country should follow. Stay isolated in your room and post at forums so you can live another day.
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  27. 04-20-20 06:40 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    SBR posters are very responsible. We have been blessed everyone is taking precautions to not get sick. SBR is an example the country should follow. Stay isolated in your room and post at forums so you can live another day.
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  28. 04-20-20 06:46 PM #28
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    Yes we lead the way in social distancing

    gamblers that is
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  29. 04-20-20 06:50 PM #29
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    I left the house twice today

    heading to work I was speeding (10 over) with no belt on as there is practically no traffic at that time and went past a cop and he did nothing

    these times do have their perks...
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  30. 04-20-20 06:57 PM #30
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    I just went for a walk.
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  31. 04-20-20 07:24 PM #31
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    True story
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  32. 04-20-20 07:26 PM #32
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    i decided to walk to the mail box today........it was fun lol
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  33. 04-20-20 07:37 PM #33
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    I walked to my car in my carport today and started it to charge the battery.. I let it idle for 30 minutes.. I can't remember when I last needed to fill up the gas tank. No one drives anymore in my area.. Streets are empty.
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  35. 04-20-20 07:42 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    We have hundreds of posters and not a single poster got the Corona virus. I'm very proud of you but what is wrong with you? Posting 24/7 and never getting out of the house!
    I have a good friend and former co-worker that got it. For someone that has it, their timeline might be just as scary. He had no time to prep for anything or make arrangements with his job or kids before it had put him in a coma.

    Two Sundays ago, he went to the hospital after just 24 hours of 'feeling like crap', by that Tuesday, his body stopped breathing and he was put on a ventilator. This is a 35 year old dude, does cross fit, just slightly overweight, no health issues.

    Within 48 hours he went from feeling crappy to his body NOT BREATHING ON ITS OWN. This is the real danger of covid. Just think if he was in an area where his hospital was already out of respirators? An otherwise 35 year old dude with two kids would be dead. This is the real reason we are practicing social distancing. It's all about reducing the burden on our existing hospitals and health system. This thing attacks every victims respiratory system. There's only so many respirators to go around.

    And what I'm getting at regarding posters here not talking about having it? Well, in my buddies case it happened so fast he couldnt even respond to texts, on Saturday I was talking shit about him having Covid and how he shouldn't be working unless he's intentionally trying to get other people sick, and he was in a coma and out of the coma before he ever even had a chance to read those messages.

    This shit hits fast, and without warning. So yes, we probably have some posters here who are in the hospital and/or in a coma and unaware of anything.

    My friend came out of the coma after 12 days and got off the ventilator a couple days later. He just got let out two days ago and home with his family now, so a happy ending in this case.
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