1. 10-03-16 08:55 AM #1
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    J.J. Gold is a gambling GENIUS!!!!

    well, according to these two, he is:

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  2. 10-03-16 08:56 AM #2
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    Automan my blackboard at home has one name on it
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  3. 10-03-16 08:57 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Automan my blackboard at home has one name on it
    "boob"
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  4. 10-03-16 09:05 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Automan my blackboard at home has one name on it
    mmm... ok.....





    ps... what's with all the kids in your living room?
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  5. 10-03-16 09:23 AM #5
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    Automan it is your name

    Now no need to be alarmed as I will not hurt you
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  6. 10-03-16 09:50 AM #6
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    oh SHIT!!!!

    I saw that chalkboard..... I didn't realize you were still over at Huntridge Circle Park!!!!

    I thought the City ran you off along with the rest of the f'n homeless vagrants in their efforts to remove the scourge from Vegas!!!

    Luckily, I snapped a photo of it......

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  7. 10-03-16 10:08 AM #7
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    I have told you ......tried out for Mafia about 5 years ago or so

    Almost got it
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  8. 10-03-16 10:10 AM #8
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    "almost" being the key word in that post.....

    as I recall, tho, you did a bang up job bringing that crew coffee and donuts each morning.....

    maybe you should be a cop....

    you're certainly no "capo".....
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  9. 10-03-16 10:15 AM #9
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    When jj tried out he wasn't exactly sure of how to "whack" a guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    When jj tried out he wasn't exactly sure of how to "whack" a guy


    yep, not many made guys have been seen entering or exiting this place..... (JJ wannabe mobster's very own version of Satriale's Pork Store & Meat Market, and "headquarters" of his fledgling criminal enterprise):




    to the tune of the Soprano's opening theme:

    "Woke up this morning, sucked somebody's dick....."
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  11. 10-03-16 11:04 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have told you ......tried out for Mafia about 5 years ago or so

    Almost got it
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  12. 10-03-16 11:05 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    "boob"
    That is his mirror
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    When jj tried out he wasn't exactly sure of how to "whack" a guy
    HAS TO BE THE GREATEST POST EVER! Or at least pretty funny
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  14. 10-03-16 11:07 AM #14
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    Lol luv it
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  15. 10-03-16 11:45 AM #15
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    and we all remember the character "Spider" from Goodfellas.... the errand boy/drink maker who got blasted by the psychotic Tommy played by joe pesci....




    we all know who was the real-life inspiration for that iconic scene:


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  16. 10-03-16 12:03 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and we all remember the character "Spider" from Goodfellas.... the errand boy/drink maker who got blasted by the psychotic Tommy played by joe pesci....




    we all know who was the real-life inspiration for that iconic scene:


    Was up for best supporting actor. Jj. Is ok. Autodonk, why you hanging out so much at homeless centers or derelict parks? Lifestyle? Just trying to make new friends? Doing church missionary work? Do tell.
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    Good stuff at automan maybe someday we're going to cross paths
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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    HAS TO BE THE GREATEST POST EVER! Or at least pretty funny

    lol I'll take either
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good stuff at automan maybe someday we're going to cross paths
    sucks that I couldn't get you outta the silver sevens two springs ago when the wife and I were living it up at the Venetian....

    a filet at Morton's was mere walking distance; that and all the wine you could drink/sides you could eat, all on my dime......

    can't say I didn' try.....

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    Wtf donk, JJ stood you up? Must of had to work the glory that week
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    Automan I probably won't be in Vegas long-term

    I would think you're worried that I might move to the south west

    If I move to Houston I would have you removed from the city limits as I know many sheriffs and ranchers there
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  22. 10-03-16 01:39 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan I probably won't be in Vegas long-term

    I would think you're worried that I might move to the south west

    If I move to Houston I would have you removed from the city limits as I know many sheriffs and ranchers there
    All the female harris county police officers always ask their husbands "why can't you be more like donk?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Was up for best supporting actor. Jj. Is ok. Autodonk, why you hanging out so much at homeless centers or derelict parks? Lifestyle? Just trying to make new friends? Doing church missionary work? Do tell.
    ..... it just looks like a place JJ would frequent... given it's convenient location in Vegas.... we've all seen him climbing the hills outside of vegas.... this is much more convenient....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan I probably won't be in Vegas long-term

    I would think you're worried that I might move to the south west

    If I move to Houston I would have you removed from the city limits as I know many sheriffs and ranchers there
    I'll pick you up at the airport, JJ.... take you out the the ranch.... there's a nice pecan tree my hands can put you under.... damn fine eternal resting place....

    thought about it for myself; but given the place is allegedly haunted due to the number of lynchings held there back in the 1800's (and I have seen some strange shit go down in those sheds after dark, from a para-abnormal standpoint), I'd just as well let you deal with a mob of angry black ghosts.....

    i'll put a wooden cross up for you, and a few of those artificial flowers to make it look nice -- for a while, anyway, til that hot Texas sun bleaches em and they look cheesy as shit..... then again, so does that suit, with the tails tucked in, that we're gonna bury you in, so I guess it will all match up and work out in the long run.......
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    Automan you talk a BIG GAME


    I do not..I just snap people in half without the dramatics and then drink beer with him afterwards
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