1. #1
    spider
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    Poker Sharps Standings 9/27

    9/27 Player Total Points Cashes
    1
    AutoDonk 1500 4
    2 defender 1025 4
    3 kkrivash 975 2
    4 daneblazer 970 4
    5 ledsep26 905 4
    6 Bob Loblaw 900 4
    7 JAKEPEAVY21 850 2
    8 Czu81 845 3
    9 blackbart 820 3
    10 the_situation 820 3
    11 AustinRussell 800 3
    12 Krashman 785 6
    13 chicco2663 775 2
    14 Carseller4 770 3
    15 GaryDN 750 2
    16 milwaukee_mike 750 2
    17 chili_powder 740 4
    18 astro61200 730 3
    19 BiTeMeUsAdOj 720 2
    20 Manosdepiedra 705 3
    21 panamabrad 705 3
    22 McCarthyFam 700 6
    23 TheGiant 700 3
    24 MrKLC 685 5
    25 thetrinity 655 3
    26 ChiefWahoo 650 2
    27 DGG23 650 2
    28 brndg23 645 5
    29 BigDaddy 640 2
    30 empiremaker 640 2
    31 friedcheese 630 2
    32 Cross 625 2
    33 katstale 615 3
    34 dtp 600 1
    35 Grivas_Digeni 600 3
    36 hustla 600 1
    37 JediMindPicks 600 1
    38 LostBoy 600 1
    39 MCherry281 600 1
    40 oneunder 600 1
    41 thechaoz 600 1
    42 yahoonino 600 1
    43 boscokid 595 3
    44 mayberry 595 4
    45 HomerSimpson2 525 3
    46 stevek173 515 5
    47 sportsfanatic 500 2
    48 Stefan 490 3
    49 laz 485 3
    50 spider 485 4
    51 jack_matz 480 5
    52 challa8 475 3
    53 brooks85 455 2
    54 stikymess 455 2
    55 sinmiedo 435 2
    56 Fieldysnuts44 430 3
    57 hhsilver 430 3
    58 MillerTime99 425 2
    59 sportfan 425 2
    60 frankzig 405 2
    61 yisman 405 2
    62 no1here 400 4
    63 smitch124 400 4
    64 brock 375 1
    65 DJDalamar 375 1
    66 Soxsfan9 375 1
    67 GUMMO77 365 4
    68 slanina 325 2
    69 ChuckyTheGoat 320 2
    70 deadphish 320 4
    71 startm 320 3
    72 dhristov211 310 2
    73 mpaschal34 305 3
    74 BestPlay2day 300 5
    75 Lex_icon 300 2
    76 carolinadaze 295 3
    77 darell74 295 2
    78 fireindahole 290 2
    79 zwoeins 290 3
    80 bobbywaves 255 2
    81 bigdaddyjames 250 1
    82 eberetta1 250 3
    83 frizzelli 250 1
    84 gauchojake 250 1
    85 qukubau 240 4
    86 zjohnzzz 235 2
    87 taz01 230 3
    88 4uk4life 225 2
    89 Blacke 220 2
    90 lobo369 220 3
    91 OldSchoolGambler 220 3
    92 BetOnUnderdogs 200 2
    93 pavyracer 200 2
    94 slikec 200 3
    95 Stifler 190 2
    96 d2bets 180 3
    97 klemopixx 180 2
    98 oiler 180 2
    99
    shane 180 2
    100 big_joe_1212 175 1
    101 BigOrange 175 1
    102 bsmmenon 175 1
    103 caoutlaw 175 1
    104 kidk 175 1
    105 pokerpro44 175 1
    106 redrum 175 1
    107 stuler 175 1
    108 dogkatcher 160 2
    109 ronzer 160 2
    110 sportsfun 160 2
    111 onerous 150 1
    112 rm18 150 1
    113 spurginobili1 150 1
    114 tradeout 150 3
    115 horja1 140 2
    116 aggieshawn 130 2
    117 Optional 130 2
    118 70kgman 120 1
    119 I'm_Lucky 120 2
    120 Mannyfan 120 1
    121 Triple_D_Bet 120 1
    122 Diesel79 110 2
    123 BeerDog99 100 2
    124 convick 100 2
    125 b1slickguy 90 2
    126 sweethook 90 2
    127 BetweenHerCheeks 80 1
    128 cabo 80 1
    129 downsouth 80 1
    130 dralexicdr 80 2
    131 imack 80 1
    132 turtlejc 80 1
    133 Crypt1 70 1
    134 jatt24 70 1
    135 JayTris07 70 1
    136 RudyRuetigger 70 1
    137 snapperman2 70 1
    138 craigpb 60 1
    139 sandos139 60 1
    140 sbrman23 60 1
    141 WILDMAN35 60 1
    142 Brainfreeze 50 1
    143 iamamonkey 50 1
    144 ronpaul2008 50 1
    145 sammygran 50 1
    146 vladfan 50 1
    147 ArunSh 40 1
    148 dare 40 1
    149 konck 40 1
    150 r3coil 40 1
    151 robotralph 40 1
    152 TheMoneyShot 40 1
    153 uscphillyguy 40 1
    154 coachep 30 1
    155 JoeyBagels 30 1
    156 jtoler 30 1
    157 korki 30 1
    158 playersonly69 30 1

  2. #2
    JAKEPEAVY21
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    looks like donk sold his soul

  3. #3
    USCPHILLYGUY
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    He will be bitching again soon enough.

  4. #4
    Auto Donk
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    I never quit bitching....

    but for laz's bullshit two-outter suckout the day before, I'm probably sitting at 2100.....

    took four bad beats on my way to winnning yesterday, only gave out two.... but one was critical, that being my qq cracking aces and not being cracked by tens or jacks in the sam hand....

    guy with AA in that hand was fukked.....

    have to know how to play a program that favors 20-80 underdogs......
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-28-16 at 08:43 AM.

  5. #5
    JAKEPEAVY21
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    He will be bitching again soon enough.

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    What there's someone with more cashes than me?

    Fuk that.

    Who does he think he is?

    JUST kidding

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    What there's someone with more cashes than me?

    Fuk that.

    Who does he think he is?

    JUST kidding
    i give the board twenty or so minutes before some scam artist kahkmaster named waves rolls in here and points out like a pathetic fool his claim that he has more cashes than anyone else at SBR over the past three years

    ps steve, you have quite a few badges, but you might want to upgrade the "quality" of those badges.....

    see immediately below, as an example.....

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    stevek173
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    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that is fukked up my friend.

    Ok I'm playing this one from them strip club.

    Than I'm sending all to

    YOUR WIFE when you're not around

    SHE WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ALL OF THEM

    i'll have her at the preacher in West Virginia with 8 of them and the blow up doll

    DONKER HAVE YOU SEEN LESBIAN PINBALL? FLY OVER IN A LOW FLYING PLANE PAL

  9. #9
    Auto Donk
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    the blessing of being married to a bi-babe (the occasional red-hot threesome), is also it's curse.... for it means that the usual half of the population that your spouse could cheat on you with is doubled, and hot chicks that are bi- give off signals to each with just a look into each other's eyes as to whether they are attracted to each other and up for action.....

    but Stevie, I do not have to worry about my wife running off tp any preacher to get married to a stripper, as she knows the rules regarding them.... to paraphrase those those rules, "sure, you can fuk strippers all day long, but just don't ever try to date them or have a relationship with them"

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    Exactly.

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    USCPHILLYGUY
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    my goals now are not to cash....its to just make it to 3:20PM....last 2 days my KK loses to 10-7 suited....yest I lose AK vs QQ....such is life

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    my goals now are not to cash....its to just make it to 3:20PM....last 2 days my KK loses to 10-7 suited....yest I lose AK vs QQ....such is life
    play ur 20-80 dogs.... dump kk preflop.... i've lost five times in a row with kk to rags... seen others get obliterated with kk as well.....

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    DGG23
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    autodonk on fire
    congrats!
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    Auto Donk gave DGG23 5 Betpoint(s) for this post.


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    thetrinity
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    im more impressed with his bill clinton dressed as a zombie picture

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by DGG23 View Post
    autodonk on fire
    congrats!
    thank you, sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    im more impressed with his bill clinton dressed as a zombie picture
    dressed as a zombie?

    no, that's him as he dressed to play golf with the president of the US, mr. Obama.....


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    kid got lucky

    Automan a club player in my world

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    kid got lucky

    Automan a club player in my world
    you judged me all wrong, JJ.....

    I don't fuk around with clubs..... I prefer one of these:





    the f'n "PING" that rings out up and down the strip when I make contact with one of these with your well-polished bald dome will make those "pings" you hear all week at the CWS in Omaha sound like little foul tips.....

    watch your f'n back JJ..... I may drive your f'n head into the equivalent of the cheap seats in dead center field.....

    then I'll stroll down the strip, with a big smile on my face, bloody Easton in hand, singin' -- to to the tune of that Sinatra classic "Strangers in the Night" -- "Swing like Joe Dimaggio, rip J.J. a new asshole......"
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-29-16 at 12:56 PM.

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    jjgold
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    I made a quick video for you I have to put it up later it shows I am cash king
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